2. Just now, the manager scolded our little sister at the front desk and cried, and then she ran out in tears. It was really too much. Why not scold me, and I can run out with her? How can I be busy at the front desk alone now?

3. Recently, many friends said that I gained weight, which made me think. How can I have so many friends? Do I have too many friends?

4. Hello, I'm xxx, and my hobbies are painting, singing, swimming and so on, but please don't discuss with me because I'm afraid of being exposed.

5. Everyone in the high-end bureau is hurt by emotion. I can't feel your's sadness in the low-end bureau. My eyes are only teammates' mothers and enemy towers.

6. The person you like doesn't like you, which shows how discerning you are.

7. Hello, everyone. My name is xxx. I like basketball but I can't play. I like rapper but I can't rap. I like playing the king but I used to be a king.

8. There is nothing right or wrong in this world. You are ugly and have no money.

9. Hello, everyone. My name is xxx. I like dancing, skateboarding, cooking and drawing, but I can't do any of these.

1. Watching One Piece with my little nephew made me cry. He didn't cry, but I made him cry. I think this is what he should bear at his age.

11. People who have always been dissatisfied with their hair styles have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that this is a face problem.

12. Even if you fail 99 times, you should try again and round up an integer.

13. When in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their previous lives; After marriage, couples often wonder what sins they have committed in their previous lives.

14. I tell you, I hate being poor and loving being rich, and I hate people who have no money. People who have no money are like begging all day. If you think I'm right, give me 5 yuan.

15. Mom said, don't be puppy love. You are talking about other people's wives in the future. When I hear it, ouch, it's exciting to think about other people's wives.

16. Hello, my name is xxx. My favorite thing is xxx, and the most annoying thing is to introduce myself.

17. Dead vine, old tree, faint crow, air-conditioned cola watermelon, lying on the sofa after the drama, the sun is setting, and the mood is so good that it explodes.

18. Hello, everyone. My name is xxx. I hope I can make friends with you in the new semester. I hope you won't be unappreciative.

19. Seven or eight times a night, I can't get up the next day. It's killing me. I suggest you eat less watermelons overnight, otherwise it's easy to have diarrhea.

2. Adults really don't even have time to feel sad. Many times, we can only cry, and then quickly dry our tears and continue chatting with 15 other boys.

21. Hello! I come from Guangdong! I have a good personality, good temper, good grades, good hobbies and good looks, but I don't have a boyfriend.

22. There's one thing I want to ask you. You are online dating every day, and those online lovers are crying, laughing, happy and sad. Which online are you on?

23. You can steal my sentences or my emoticons, but if you steal my heart, I will call you baby!

24. So far, there is only one person who makes me afraid to look at her directly, and my heart will beat faster if I look at her secretly, and that is the invigilator.

25. Hello, my name is XX, and I like simplicity, so my self-introduction is as simple as that.

26. Do you know the Taoist priest who catches demons? I may have been possessed by a pig demon and gained more than ten catties.

27. Good night. Those who haven't slept at this hour, can the beneficiary write my name?

28. I'm so bored that I want to resign. I worked in Ali for 5 years and Baidu for 2 years. Now Tencent is going to dig me up, but I really don't want to be a security guard anymore.

29. Those who have no skills struggle with themselves, while those who have skills struggle with others.

3. Each commenter will send a phone bill to 1 yuan. Unicom, Mobile and Telecom are optional. Don't ask me why, I'm just kidding.

31. Hello, I'm xxx. My hobbies are idolize, painting, singing and playing guitar. I hope we can live in harmony in the next three years. By the way, is there anyone who likes Roy and He Junlin as much as me?

32. Hello, everyone. Let me ask, I'm going to clear the memory of my mobile phone now. I won't clear the 5 yuan in my WeChat coin purse, will I? I've been saving for a long time, and I'm a little worried

33. Hello, I'm interested in seeing you.

34. I hope you meet a good man, not a garbage, not a garbage pretending to be a good man.

35, husband recruitment: 1. You can do it at home, the operation is simple, just send me a message. 2. Equipment requirements, just have a mobile phone or computer. 3. Send me a wife every day, and you can get a "husband" sentence, and my friend is doing it, which is very simple.

36. My mother said that genius is composed of 99% sweat and 1% inspiration, so she turned off the air conditioner in my room and let me study hard.

37. Hello, I'm xxx. Although we are not familiar with each other now, it's so hot. I believe we will be familiar with each other soon.

38, someone else's face base, from the elevator to the bed, I face base, both sides think that the other party is a P figure monster, from the station to the police station.

39. If I hadn't been awakened by urine, I would be in Maldives at the moment, having a party on my private yacht.

4. Don't write about your love all day. I don't have that much time to pay attention to you, and the love I want is not just talk!

41. I think I was interested in more classes when I was a child, so I didn't want to go to work when I grew up.

42. When we get old, we will go to the nursing home together. I will push you and you will sit in a wheelchair and watch me dance with other old people.

43. Although I watch dramas, chat, brush Weibo and play games all day, I am sleeping hard the rest of the time.

44. Now that I am old, I dare not use a cute baby as my avatar, for fear that others will think I gave birth to it.

45. I wanted to get married this year, but I went to the Civil Affairs Bureau and stood in line all day. He told me that it took two people to get married, which made me confused at once.

46. Before, I liked a boy. I heard that he was very good at stimulating the battlefield, so I began to practice hard and crazy games day and night. After a month, I forgot all about him.

47. Every time I see a handsome guy in a circle of friends having a relationship, I feel uncomfortable for a while. Maybe this is the heart of the world.

48. My name is xxx. I know everything I need to know, and I will learn what I don't know.

49. Hello, everyone. My name is xxx. Nothing special is human characteristics.

5. Hello, it doesn't matter what my name is, what matters is that I am single.

51. At a young age, I have achieved a balance between my career and my love.

52. Hello, my name is XXX. My hobby is watching others sing and dance. You can perform enthusiastically to satisfy my hobby.

53. It's late at night. I have stories and wine. Would you like to bring some beef jerky, spicy hotpot, crayfish and fried chicken, and two bottles of coke, salted chicken and Dongpo elbow sauce, beef and sweet and sour pork ribs to see me?

54. As to why I can't get a date, I will simply say six points:

55. Just after I forgot to bring money for dinner, I told my boss that I would make it up next time, but he didn't want to! When I got angry, I called more than 1 friends and finally got all the money for the meal.

56. Picking up girls tutorial: When a girl cries in front of you, it's the most important time to show your concern and concern for her. Ask her, didn't you eat? Why are you crying so quietly?

57. Time tells me that the age of being unreasonable is over, and it's time to pretend.

58. I used to be poor, but I was happy. Now it's different. Now I'm not only poor, but also unhappy.

59. I lost 2 pounds in two days. I didn't rely on diet or exercise. It was all my fantasy.

6. In the future, I will make a film "In those years, we girls who were not chased", so I don't believe it.

61. Hello, everyone. I am a famous beauty in Guangdong Province. How small is it? Only I know it.

62. For those women who complain that they can't find a partner, you don't look at yourself in the mirror. If you are so beautiful, which man deserves you?

63. He is 1.87 meters tall. He can cook and wash clothes. He can repair elevators with eight abdominal muscles. He can swim, dive, glide and bungee jump. He practices Taekwondo and Sanda, and his favorite thing is bragging.

64. Although it is said that the twisted melon is not sweet, I just want to twist it off, regardless of whether it is sweet or not, as long as it is twisted, I will be happy.

65. My emotions can be roughly divided into four categories; Eat too much, sleep too much, think too much and spend too much.

66. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Today is Tuesday, September 15th, 221. Here is an urgent news for you: I'm going to bed.

67. Hello, I'm Joker Xue Greg Han Hsu Ding Yuxi, Katayose Ryota Song Weilong Wu Yifan YiBo ...

68. We broke up, don't ask why, but the voice was turned into a video.

69. Hello, everyone, I'm xx. I don't have any money, so I really don't have any hobbies. Otherwise, I'll kowtow to you, and I beg you to remember me.

7. Hello, everyone. Those who have an object are good, and those who have no object are good with me.

71. Do you have any friends who know marketing planning? Please help me introduce an ice cream with a price of less than 2, yuan and about 2 yuan. Recently, my heart is hot and dry.