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You won’t know if you don’t see it, but you will be shocked at the first glance.

Collection of Funny Quotes

1. I came quietly, and left quietly, waving my dagger, leaving no one alive

2. When will the moon shine? Yes, look up and see for yourself

3. A hero doesn’t care about the way out, and a gangster doesn’t care about his age

4. When you see an injustice on the road, roar, then keep moving forward

5. There is no wall that is airtight, and there is no beam that cannot be hung

6. Confucius said: If you don’t sleep at noon, you will collapse in the afternoon! Mencius said: Confucius is right!

7. Take the boy's hand and drag him away! If he doesn't leave, knock him unconscious and keep dragging him away!

8. Does being big mean he is powerful? Aren't the dinosaurs extinct anyway?

9. When parents deceive their children, it is called education; when children deceive their parents, it is called deception; when they deceive each other, it is called generation gap.

10. Don’t talk about feelings with me. Talking about feelings will hurt your money.

12. The most contradictory thing between lovers is fantasizing about each other’s future, but thinking about each other’s past.

13. Before I had a chance to get involved with the flowers, I was plucked out.

14. A hero has a hard time with a beauty. I am not a hero, but beauty helped me pass.

15. A man’s brain likes a woman’s heart, but his eyes like a woman’s appearance.

16. Women like bad-looking men, not bad-looking men.

17. It’s still a salty fish

18. I’m not a prince, why do girls always think they should be princesses when they meet me

19. Get married Just wear a cotton coat for freedom, it is inconvenient to move, but it will be very warm

20. Knowledge is like underwear, invisible but very important.