Humor teacher composition 1
Wearing a brown shirt and a pair of dark purple trousers, black leather shoes and thick glasses. This is a particularly humorous male teacher in our cram school. His name is Mr. Mao. Teacher Mao is the teacher who impressed me the most.
Maybe you'll ask me? Why is this teacher Mao the most impressive teacher in your mind? I will tell you without hesitation. Because my teacher Mao is a very humorous teacher, it is his humor that deeply attracts me. ? I remember once, we were listening to Teacher Mao. Listen, I suddenly found a classmate secretly reading comic books in the desk drawer. Teacher Mao found out and suddenly said to us? A classmate's cartoon is calling me. ? The students who were secretly reading comic books heard what Mr. Mao said, and they were so scared that they dropped all the comic books, then immediately picked them up and put them in the drawer to see this scene. Our whole class laughed their heads off.
Another time, the bell rang, but Mr. Mao didn't come to class. A naughty classmate saw that the teacher didn't come to class and pretended to be a kitten in the classroom, which made our other classmates laugh. Then, many students followed, some dressed as puppies, some dressed as calves, some dressed as lambs, and some dressed as chickens. The classroom is suddenly very lively! At this moment, the door suddenly opened and the classroom immediately became silent. Teacher Mao smiled and asked us curiously? Huh? I just walked into the zoo, why did I suddenly become a classroom? That's weird. ? At this time, our classroom is full of laughter again.
Look, this is my teacher Mao, my humor teacher.
Humor teacher composition II
Mine? Humor king? The teacher is my math teacher. His name is Marco. He wears a pair of black-rimmed glasses.
He is humorous in class. Once, the teacher was writing on the blackboard. Suddenly, the teacher turned around and asked us? As soon as you said I wrote well, we burst into laughter when we saw the blackboard. The teacher asked in surprise when he saw that we were laughing. What are you laughing at? We answered with one voice. Teacher, all the formulas written on the blackboard are wrong. ? The teacher looked at the blackboard again, but he still didn't understand. Suddenly a female classmate raised her hand and said to the teacher? Teacher, let me point out your mistake. ? After that, she went to the podium and pointed out the mistakes for the teacher. The teacher said that the mistake had been corrected? As a teacher, I am not as good as a little girl. ? Go ahead. There was another burst of laughter in the classroom.
Once, several students didn't write their names on their test papers, so the teacher asked the students who didn't write their names to come up and look for them one by one. When they finished, the teacher said to them? Since you don't have a name, I will give you one. What is your name? Piggy? What's your name? Puppy? What's your name? Kitten? . . . . . . ? We all laughed.
Another time, when we were in class, the teacher said to us? Let me give you a riddle and we will answer it happily, shall we? All right. During the Spring Festival, a guest came to a host's house. There is a pig and a donkey at home. He asked whether to kill pigs or donkeys. It must be killing pigs. ? A classmate answered first. ? The donkey thinks so, too. ? The teacher said. ? Kill the donkey. ? Another classmate argued. The teacher added? So do pigs. ? There was another burst of laughter in the classroom.
My teacher Chen, you are very humorous. I like you very much. I wish you a happy day!
Humor teacher composition 3
Medium build, baby face, a pair of small eyes, a pair of round glasses on a high nose, and another one? Brush head? , and that kind of Gherardini unique expression, fierce eyes, also really a bit like Feng Gong. This is our present math teacher, Miss Zhou. Because of his inherent characteristics, humor master? This became our honorific title to him.
I remember once, we were taking part in the area of a circle. At the end of the class, Mr. Zhou suddenly had a brainwave and told us a story of the era of Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty ("Hanwu the Great is being broadcast on TV"). Wei Qing, Li Guang and other generals made great contributions to defeating the Huns. The emperor wrote a plaque for each of them and held a banquet for them. The table said to them? Dear soldiers, I have a good land there. I'll give you a rope of the same length. You can circle a figure, and the place you circle is yours. ? Hearing this, the men were so happy that they all shouted thank you for your kindness! We were listening at the scene, but Miss Zhou suddenly stopped and asked us with a smile. If you circle it, the students will be excited. Some say triangle, some say rectangle, and some say square. The answers are varied. Teacher Zhou said with a smile after listening? What if I circle it? We all craned our necks to wait for the answer. I saw him clear his throat. I'll turn around! Because under the same conditions, the area of a circle is the largest! ? After a pause, he went on to say, what can I do if I build a building in the middle and open a triangle of hotels, hotels and supermarkets? I think there are only a variety of dishes, and I can only deal with hoes and clay bodhisattvas forever? We all laughed our heads off. However, we should also keep in mind the knowledge that laughter returns to laughter. Is it really worthy? Humor master? !
During the conversation this morning, a classmate in our class cut in without calling for a report. Teacher Zhou's words were interrupted, only to see his eyebrows wrinkle, pick up the blackboard eraser and pat it gently on the podium table. This is the right way! ? Completely like a storyteller. Everyone was stunned first, and then gave a crisp laugh. The classroom is suddenly full of vitality!
See, this is what we respect and admire? Humor master? !
Humor teacher composition 4
Today, a new male teacher came to our class to give us a Chinese lesson. He is tall, thin and young. In fact, he is 38 years old. His surname is Dong. He and Dong of our class were a family 500 years ago. He is the king of humor, and a short sentence can make us laugh. In a class, our teacher's atmosphere is very active, and there are bursts of laughter from time to time.
First, the teacher read the text with the student number. The first one is Dong, with the number 1. The students laughed when they saw it, and the teacher couldn't help saying, hey! Fate! ? After a while, the teacher stared at Yu again and said? You are a cute and clever little girl, but as the saying goes? Sit in a sitting position and stand in a standing position? Please sit up straight. You are like the sun, but the sun is also regular. It rises in the east in the morning and sets in the west at night. ? Say that finish, the students burst out laughing again. When I answered the question, the teacher said again? Yes, the sun shines forever! ? A burst of laughter has been echoing in our teacher's ear.
The teacher is not only humorous, but also strict in reading. Read a passage to five people. Except for the master of the finale, all the others were taught by the teacher? Pick a bone? . What's too fast? Eat? Words, no feelings. Wow, that's strict.
? Where's Ding? The class was over, but the students were reluctant to give us another lesson, but the teacher said that the Chinese teacher should assign homework, explain the sentences and leave. Hey! Teacher Dong is really humorous and strict. If he gives us lessons, we won't be lonely, because he is like a? Pistachio? .
A new teacher, a popular new teacher, I wonder what kind of surprise he will bring us tomorrow.
Humor teacher composition 5
Miss Huang is my English extracurricular teacher. She is about forty years old. She is tall and thin, and looks very capable. Her thick black eyebrows are like two small black bugs, lying motionless on his small eyes, which is very ridiculous.
Teacher Huang's lecture style is similar to his appearance, funny, humorous and funny. In order to make us interested in English, he will tell us some jokes about English in every class. On one occasion, he said that his English was poor when he was a child and he would never remember it? what's up This word, just below this word, has a phonetic notation _ _? Am I dead? ,? what's up Yes, I know, but unfortunately, this secret was discovered by his grandfather. As a result, his grandfather hit three oversized bags on his head. He told a vivid story, and his funny expression was similar to that of the wolf. A classmate can't help it? Straight man? I burst into laughter, causing the whole class to laugh wildly.
Miss Huang won't scold us when our English pronunciation is incorrect. He will use humorous language to make us realize our mistakes. Once, he found a classmate. Who let him go? Ten? What is that? Ten? Did you read it? Does it hurt? I didn't realize my mistake, but I was still reading aloud. So, Miss Huang kicked the table with her foot and shouted? It hurts! ? Then, he said to his classmates? According to your reading, didn't I just shout? Ten? Everyone was amused by Mr. Huang's words, and the classmate bowed his head shyly. Mr Huang went on to say? If someone plays it. Ten? Read it? It hurts. Dong? He hit his forehead hard and said? Let who hurts who! ? From then on, the whole class remembered? Ten? No one can pronounce it wrong again.
In order to deepen our understanding and memory of English words and sentences, Mr. Huang wrote and directed many dances and interesting movements. He led everyone to twist their hips and dance to the rhythm of the music. Every class, we spend it in laughter and singing.
I like Mr. Huang and hope I will always be his student!
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