Classic statements about women

1. Women are more excited than men, and they like to pretend to be excited.

2. Women are like this. Take off her pants once and she will remember you for the rest of her life.

3. Women have the talent to practice Qing Gong, and even more talent to practice magic, and become faster.

4. Women generally have no resistance to men’s gifts. This is how gangsters succeed.

5. Don’t talk back to women. If a woman is right, you should nod; if a woman is wrong, you should also nod.

6. Women like football for two reasons: first, to see the handsome guys; second, to see if there are any more handsome guys.

7. Generally speaking, when girls take off their clothes, girls usually want to cry; if they can’t take them off, boys and girls are usually embarrassed - especially for the first time.

8. "Do you love me?" - a common problem among women - it seems that if you don't ask this, and if you don't ask for a result, you will be sorry for yourself. And you ask this question either before going to bed or in bed. fool. Think about it, which man can say "I don't love you" to you in bed?

9. There are two criteria for judging whether you like a woman: 1. Extreme confidence; 2. Serious lack of confidence - in front of this woman.

10. Facts have proved that women are even more reluctant to see men’s tears. If a woman cries, the woman loses; if a man cries, the woman still loses.

11. For women, beauty only happens for a moment. Once you see her, her beautiful impression is fixed. No matter how you look at her beauty in the future - before she goes to bed - or before she goes to bed many times. before bed.

12. Sometimes, you would rather hurt yourself than hurt a woman - but if you don’t hurt a woman, you will be hurt by a woman sooner or later.

13. Some people, especially women, will surprise you when you meet again after not seeing them for several years. Her face will look like a Transformer and will leave you speechless. Either it becomes unsightly, or it becomes shocking.

14. You are not afraid of being looked down upon by men, but you are afraid of being looked down upon by women - this is called backbone, the brittle "bone" and the angry "qi".

15. Practice has proved that, Even if a woman is willing to go to bed with you, she will find 10,000 reasons to pretend to shirk, or 20,000 reasons to easily convince herself.

16. A woman's temper is like... a stock - you don't know when it will fall or rise. Especially for a woman who is close to you, her emotions are like those of a magician. You never know what he will conjure up.

17. I have never seen a woman cry in my life. Whenever a woman cries, I scratch my head and head. I feel like I owe them something, and I feel like jumping off a building - only on the first floor.

18. Women, those who can let you hear the sound of peeing or can ask similar questions in front of you will not treat you as an outsider.

19. The animal that women most want to be, the number one animal is a horse - I disagree with this result - it should be a pig, which is easy to eat and lazy, has a group of children, and does not need to do housework.

20. When a woman says "you don't have to worry about it", she usually wants you to take care of her immediately and is unwilling to do it until it's too late. Generally, when a woman says "who cares about you", she means that she cares about her very much.

21. The lonely mountain spirit, if a fairy comes to earth, I believe that the lonely mountain will not be lonely. The vast grassland, if there is a woman riding a horse and running, the empty grassland will also be colorful. In this lonely world, having a woman can make men passionate, wild and witty.

22. Women are the most beautiful scenery in a man’s eyes, women are the top priority in a man’s life, and women are always the happiest pursuit in a man’s life. What kind of woman is what men always desire? What kind of woman makes a man obsessed with her? What kind of woman can truly move a man's heart and soul?

23. Women in this world are graceful, charming and graceful. But not every woman can have a beautiful appearance, not every woman can have a graceful figure, and not every woman can have an intelligent and sensitive mind. Women in men's eyes have their own charms, but beautiful, confident, smart, and kind women are always men's unremitting pursuit.

24. Therefore, as a woman, there is no need to strive for perfection and to be competitive in everything. If a woman can have a calm, broad-minded, open-minded, patient, indifferent, and kind mentality, she may become the moon in the sky in the eyes of many men, moistening their eyes, but making them fall in love with her.

25. Time changes a woman’s appearance and achieves her mentality. A woman's glorious youth is not the period of adolescence, nor the period of childbearing and marriage. Many men believe that young women are the most beautiful years of women. Perhaps women in this period can truly embody the meaning of a woman's life. They are like red apples on the tree, bright and charming in appearance, generous in words and deeds, flowing in their movements, fluttering in their clothes, and all their charm is magnificent. The women in life will always make men more excited than the women in paintings.

26. A woman’s self-confidence is truly the source of her charm. It can show a woman’s unique smile, knowledge, accomplishment, and connotation. A confident woman is always more durable to watch, read and taste than a beautiful woman. To be a confident woman, you need to constantly enrich yourself in daily life, continue to learn, cultivate your own interests and hobbies, and strive to have good living habits. Women's health is the most important thing. If they don't pay attention to maintenance, excessive physical and mental fatigue, and premature obesity, many women will lose themselves and lose confidence.

27. Women should always have their own space. A woman’s happiness is not based on men and children. No matter where and when you live, you must live for yourself. Maybe ordinary women can't live an earth-shattering life, but they can live a chic and transcendent life. A woman who understands life will never be lonely or vulnerable. She has strong self-regulation skills and is able to fully schedule her time for exercise, rest, and work.

28. For example, after work, you can go for a run in the morning, do Tai Chi, take a nap at noon, and in the evening you can go for a walk, dance, surf the Internet, and read your favorite books and novels. When you are free from work, you can go to watch the mountains and the moon, play the piano and strings, and recite poems. Human life is not very long. Women should not only live, but also live meaningfully, have value, and live better. This way you won’t be a woman in vain.

29. Cheer for women, don’t let dark clouds cover your appearance, don’t let time cripple your mind, don’t let sadness dampen your tenderness, don’t let men control your mood. Be a beautiful woman, let the rivers move your face, let the flowing clouds add beauty to you, let the blue sky wash away the dust for you, and let men fall in love with you.

30. As a woman, I am proud of, happy, and happy for women. Infect you and me, and walk with you with a smile.