1. Dear heroes, last time I saw someone wrote a lot of poems about putting it in the toilet

Part 1: Listening to Yuxuan Man

Part 2 : Girl on the Cliff of a Waterfall

Part 1: The heroes of the world come here to bow their heads.

Part 2: The virtuous women of the world come in and take off their clothes and skirts.

Horizontal comment: The righteousness of heaven and earth

Top: Standing on both sides of the Yellow River, holding confidential documents in hand,

Bottom: Machine gun fire in the front and artillery fire in the back. Horizontal comment: Refreshing. Top: Open the door to convenience.

Bottom: Solve the worries of the stock.

Horizontal batch: the place where people excrement

Top: It is good to have urination;

Bottom: get great liberation, take off,

Horizontal batch ：dedicate one's work

Upper: smooth up and down,

Lower: gathering things elegantly.

Horizontal batch: Metabolism

Top: Be tight before coming in,

Bottom: Be loose after coming out.

Horizontal comment: Pleasure of body and mind

Top: Sit quietly and look for poetry,

Bottom: Relax and listen to the clear spring.

Horizontal comment: A quiet world

Top: Best for singing quietly,

Bottom: Unfavorable for indiscriminate bombing.

Hengbiao: Pay attention to hygiene

Top: Sit for a while and you will relax your mind;

Bottom: After a while of leisure, you will become a god of good fortune.

Hengpi: This is Taoyuan [8] 2. (Urgent) Civilized language in the toilet

1. Flush, hello, me.

< p> 2. You are right, click here to flush. I will not tell ordinary people.

3. Please be sure to: wash, wash, wash, wash, wash, wash, wash~

4. You are infected with the virus when you come in. If you try to call security, you will be heartbroken within 7 days; if you try to erase these words, you will foam at the mouth within 7 hours; if you pretend not to Seeing these words, you will bleed from all your orifices within 7 minutes; if you flush the excrement, you will be free of the virus within 7 seconds.

5. Come and flush the toilet, hum ha ha ha... A scent!

6. A clean brand rinser, you will know it after using it.

7. If you do not make it convenient for others, you will not be "convenient".

8. Go ahead, the road is long and the water is long, why don’t you make it easier for others?

9. Washing once is better than building a seven-level pagoda.

10. Click here, you will have a surprise.

11. Washing, just do it.

12. Click here, click here, everyone on earth knows.

13. Friendly reminder: flushing is good for health.

14. If you don’t flush Toilet, you will be the sinner of history.

14. Everything is valuable, and the flushing price is higher.

15. The opportunity is within your grasp, just press it.

15. If you press, I will press too.

16. Have you pressed today?

17. Flushing is people-oriented.

18. As soon as the toilet is flushed, good luck will come naturally.

19. Whoever follows the spirit of the other. If you see it correctly, you will Click here.

20. Salute to civilized people!

21. Be happy and convenient, wash away easily.

22. Travel all over the world, wash away the injustice.

23. Rush is upright and selfless. Dedication!

24. Refresh your mind and do everything for the sake of users.

25. Pressed, unusual, I like it.

This is a nursery rhyme: Busy Busy, I ran to the latrine, unbuttoned my trousers, made a splash, reached out to scoop up high-end noodles, and looked up, it was a high-end restaurant! [I will count on this nursery rhyme for the rest of my life.] 3. Poems describing the bathroom

The most useful thing in a house is the toilet. Goyedi

Reading "Presidential Instructions" in the toilet - shitting and eating shit at the same time. Toilet Quotes Taiwanese writer and critic Li Ao

The worst thing is the cramp dance (cramp-like dance), where three to four hundred people dance together, as if they can't find the toilet. Zhou Libo, founder of Haipai Qingkou, "One Week Libo Show"

I saw that the toilet tank was full, and I immediately took out the feces. Although I sacrificed my rest time all morning, the toilet was very messy. Clean. People jokingly call me a turd man. I think it's very honorable to be a shit man.

Formerly known as Lei Zhengxing and Lei Feng in "Lei Feng's Diary"

There is an open secret that you must also know: most feminist philosophers, whether they are called Julan or Shufen, are nothing but easy The man who is a fetish wears a turtleneck to hide his Adam's apple and a pair of high-heeled shoes the size of a sea-going ship under his skirt. He is sprinkled with too much perfume and farts so loudly that the paid toilets on the street have put up signs. : Philosophers are exempt. Wang Xiaobo, a contemporary Chinese writer

When a scholar spends a long time in the toilet, it is not because he is dry, but because he is squatting in a pit to study; when a scholar can endure his wife's yelling the most, it is not because he has a good temper, but because he is entranced and his ears are like ears. plug. When eating and studying, chopsticks often put cigarette butts from ashtrays into your mouth, but you are less likely to get beriberi because you are most used to picking your feet when studying. Unfortunately, they all have spider-like bodies, and they all have swollen eyes like goldfish. None of them are beautiful, only they are sad and sick. Famous quotes about toilets by contemporary writer Jia Pingwa

Someone asked me the explanation of "freedom". I say that action that is within reason (or etiquette) and does not harm (or disturb) others is freedom. For example, if you live alone within a wall, even if you don't wear pants, no one will interfere with you. That is your freedom. It's presumptuous. For another example, if you go into the toilet and find a urine bucket, you try to relieve yourself. That is your freedom. If you defecate naked in the streets, no matter day or night, no matter whether there are people or not, not only is it not free, it is also illegal. Lao Xuan

It was really painful for us to watch the Spring Festival Gala in the north. But I insist on watching it every year, not because I want to hone my will in life. I have no tendency to abuse myself, but because I want to fulfill my filial piety. It's a rare time to go home and be with your parents. They think the show is very exciting. What else can your children do besides watching it with you? So in order to fulfill my filial piety, every year before eight o'clock, I would sit in the room covered in cold sweat and take some anti-vomiting medicine - vitamin B6, which is for pregnant women. Then he took the pin, pinched his thigh, and walked into the room sadly. He was very filial and stayed with them for four hours without even going to the toilet. Luo Yonghao, founder of Niubo.com

For example, Sun Wukong's "I love you, if I have to add a time limit to this love, it will be ten thousand years" in "Westward Journey", there are too many to mention. Love is really powerful these days. Either you don't love, one love is worth the lifespan of a hundred tortoises, and this is not only true for people, but also for monkeys. It can be seen that monkeys' view of love has evolved to be the same as people's - it has degenerated. After thinking about your promise, the last step is to decide whether to use "love" or "like". In fact, the two are equivalent. People are weird. When it comes to "three words" to say, the first thing people think of is "I love you", but they don't think of "king of eggs", "you donkey", "help me", "go to the toilet" Even "break up" is only three words. Even if you say it, you will be paid "a thousand words and a thousand dollars" offered by some wealthy newspapers and magazines. I believe that most lovers in this world will change "I love you" to: "I like you".