1. Zi Qiao: Let me tell you, what I majored in in college is... lore!

2. Zi Qiao: If I can’t take his pulse, my veterinary license will be in vain!

3. Zhang Wei: Your youth, which has nowhere to rest, has been nailed to the cross!

4. Zhang Wei: There is a famous saying that flowers often belong not to the people who appreciate them, but to the cow dung.

5. Xiaoxian: Let’s face it, life is often much more tasteful than those idol dramas!

6. Xiaoxian: If a tiger doesn’t send a cat, you think I’m critically ill!

7. Xiaoxian: Gossip is the fourth instinct of human beings!

8. Xiaoxian: Why do I feel like they look at me like they are looking at animals!

9. Guangu: Second bedroom? Does it mean two bedrooms and two living rooms?

10. Xiaoxian: Is there anything in this world that can make Master Miejie too depressed? Did she lose the Yitian Sword?

11. Zi Qiao: Since ancient times, no one has ever died, whether he dies early or dies late!

12. Xiaoxian: Listening to other people’s stories, shedding my own tears, finally spitting out the congestion in my heart!

13. Guan Gu: My heart is pounding, like a small dinosaur is bumping into me!

14. Yifei: I don’t care about idiots, otherwise everyone will not be able to tell who is an idiot!

15. Zi Qiao: Junior sister becomes a wife, cuckold will stay in her heart!

16. Yifei: If I don’t sanction you, you won’t know that I am wise and brave!

17. Sekiya: Nothing good happens every time she smiles like this. The last time she laughed like this, the gas price went up!

18. Xiaoxian: Perfect? It’s almost finished and you’re still so pretty!

19. Zi Qiao: The left eye twitches, peach blossoms bloom, the right eye twitches, chrysanthemums bloom, suddenly like a spring breeze coming overnight, the flowers bloom in spring.

20. For the health of you and your family, please turn down the volume!

1. Zi Qiao: Zeng Xiaoxian, you are a man, and what should excite you is your devilish figure rather than your devilish stepmother!

2. Xiaoxian: Huh, yesterday my right eyelid twitched and you said I had an affair.

Zi Qiao: You don’t understand. The peach blossom blooms in the left eye and the chrysanthemum blooms in the right eye. As the saying goes...just like a spring breeze coming overnight, all the flowers in spring bloom!

3. Xiaoxian: No, "The Devil's Stepmother" only has 24 episodes.

Sekiya: But you have also watched 40 episodes of "Where is My Mother", 80 episodes of "Don't Cry After Divorce", and 160 episodes of "Being a Wife and a Mother-in-law" . Congratulations...you have lived a woman's life!

4. Yifei: We are guests with status, don’t act like the decoration team.

5. Xiaoxian: Am I new—new—new? In the first season, I was the main character!

6. Yifei: Listen, the previous pattern was Zhanbo, Wanyu and me. Now that they are together, they become Zhan Bo, Wanyu (Dun) and me. Do you understand?

Sekiya: Oh! I know. This is the Chinese sentence segmentation exercise I often do.

7. Director: Little girl, this is called a magical and tragic drama in ancient costume. Nowadays, if you only make action movies, there will be aunties and mothers to watch. If you don’t have a mother-in-law, a debtor, and a third party, you can’t even think about getting a prime time movie.

8. Xiaoxian: Wait, let me give you a hint. The good man is me, I am...Zeng...

Zhang Wei: Brother Zeng! Admired for a long time.

9. Zi Qiao: Since ancient times, no one has ever died. If he dies early or dies late, he will die