Once in a variety show, Li Jian answered a question about his love of reading: "There is everything in the book", which is his humorous answer to Song Zhenzong Zhao Heng's sentence "There is a golden room in the book, Yan Ruyu in the book, and a thousand bells in the book". If you don't study, you can't even understand Li Jian's jokes!
In another popular variety show "Tucao Conference", guests talked about Venus and said: "Teacher Jin has the ability to turn everything in the world into a problem for parents. I think even if Lu Xun is on her show, she just asks-1. How much do you earn in Peiping for a month? 2. Is your former residence rented or bought? 3. Is there any connection with moistening the soil later? I estimate that Lu Xun wants to say two words after listening, one is swearing and the other is swearing. "
Anyone who has received nine-year compulsory education can hear it. This is the beginning of a lyric prose "Autumn Night" published by Lu Xun on 1924. The original text is: "In my backyard, you can see two trees outside the wall, one is jujube, and the other is jujube. If you don't study, you won't even feel the punch line of variety shows.
If you are ugly, you should read more books. The book "Augmented Sages" says: "If you don't plow or study, you are stupid." This sentence is an eternal truth, and we should take it as our motto.
Shopping with friends, if a friend says to you, "I'm going to buy some oranges, stand here and don't go." At this time, if you are extremely moved and think that that friend is really too good for you, it is a big mistake. He is just taking advantage of you by changing the law, but you know nothing and are kept in the dark.
The stem of buying oranges comes from Zhu Ziqing's essay "Back", which is what Zhu Ziqing's father said when he sent his son to the railway station and bought oranges for Zhu Ziqing before leaving. If you break this stalk, you will not only lose money, but also suppress the other side. The reply to the orange party is simple: "I'll eat two and give you the rest."
"I'll just eat two and give you the rest." This sentence comes from Lao She's famous novel Camel Xiangzi. In the novel, this sentence was said by his grandfather to his grandson. Therefore, when others take advantage of orange stalks, you can also reply with grandpa stalks tactfully, which is cheaper and directly affects the older generation.
There is no new work recently, so I shared an old work "Reading Love Poems on Singles' Day" in a literary exchange group yesterday. A literary friend quipped, "You're not a bachelor. What are you writing about?" I replied to him backhand: "The wind wrinkled a pool of spring water. "The other party was silent, and I don't know if he got this stalk.
"The wind wrinkled a pool of spring water." It was written by Feng Yansi's poem "Golden Gate" in Nantang. The wind wrinkled a pool of spring water. Wandering in the fragrant path of Yuanyang, stroking the almond core with your hand. Leaning on the railing by the pool, watching the fighting ducks, the Hosta on his head hangs obliquely. He missed his sweetheart all day, but he never came back, and suddenly he heard a magpie calling.
Expressing emotions through the scenery shows the author's calm heart and is blown by the wind for no reason. Li Jing (the father of the late ruler Li Yu) especially appreciated this sentence and jokingly said to Feng, "What happened when the wind wrinkled a pool of spring water?" This allusion is more popular than the original word and has become a famous saying in life. Often used to describe life, some people like to eat carrots and worry less: things that should not be managed, things that can't be managed, other people's things, and their own things are all in their hearts.
There are surprises everywhere in my life. I'm not going to write an article. My creative inspiration was inspired by a word from a fine literary friend, so I waved this work unintentionally, hahaha!