For me, who never liked writing, POI may be the first American drama that made me start writing again after the college entrance examination.

This drama still uses the usual European and American routines. The world is difficult and people's hearts are sinister. We need our handsome, beautiful, stylish and high-powered protagonists to carry the banner of socialism, punish evil and promote good, and save the common people from water and fire.

The protagonist Zhaizhai created a universal machine that can understand astronomy and geography. I knew before that the second dog from Aunt Wang’s house next door ten years ago might be your biological brother, but later I knew that your wife won’t have her hair done at the barber shop downstairs at 10:11 tonight. All in all, this is a machine that knows everything.

The machine provides clues to the government about terrorist attacks by spying on the privacy of people's lives and intelligently organizing and deducing them. However, through rape, the machine can also deduce the ordinary people who will be murdered. Since the life and death of these ordinary people will not make any waves for the entire country, their clues are called irrelevant numbers and are ignored. (So ??this setting that does not regard the people as the historical subject at all is destined to fail)

After the otaku and gay friend Nathan made such an awesome machine, they sold it for only one dollar. government. However, just as they were immersed in the excitement of the perfect sublimation of the value of life, they were silenced by the government. Being hit hard by the death of his gay friend, Zhai Zhai was furious and decided to kick off the revolution and fire the first shot to overthrow the capitalist revolution.

OK stop, this kind of simple violence is obviously not the style of otaku. Our cute, kind and cute otaku inherited the last wish of his gay friend under the grief of losing his life and found another gay friend Li Si. The path of the domineering president's support of his former agent to save the world began.

Well, the whole article is finished.

Of course - of course it's not that simple. How can Li Si be so busy when he has to develop a gay friendship line with Zhai Zhai and save the world? So in this process, the fourth uncle successively recruited Doudou, a black police officer who was a bitch and fat, and whose force value was basically zero in front of Li Si; Goose Axiao, a silly girl with a personality disorder in the second axis of society; and Goose Agen, a devout believer in the machines that otaku collects, a sinister, evil and crazy madwoman. From this, a beautiful love story develops between Silly Xiao, an antisocial Axis II personality disorder, and Crazy Root, a sinister evil man.

However, things are not that simple. The big devil who believes that only artificial intelligence rules the world can make the world peaceful, society develop efficiently, and human civilization prosper has stolen the Zhai University gay friend ( There are so many gay friends in the house), which is another artificial intelligence Samaritan. Samaritan is an open system and is not restricted by permissions. In short, you can do whatever you want. In contrast, the homely machine has to ask its biological father for instructions even when it burps. A word of complaint: The robot baby is so pitiful.

The part about the robot baby really made me cry! ! !

Therefore, this is a war destined to fail. Under the oppression of the big devil, the Fold Monster, everyone has to live an anonymous life. Li Si entered the police station and became a violent policeman; Zhai Zhai entered a local university and became a reformed professor; Sha Xiao could only temporarily give up his gun addiction and turned into an Estee Lauder counter attendant; and Crazy Gen had to work several jobs every day to finish his job as a nanny. I can barely make ends meet by dancing ballet.

While living such a difficult life, the Samaritans still like to cause trouble from time to time. So the two sides started negotiations. Oh, no, it was the machines of both parties that started the negotiation. Of course, we don’t know what the two artificial intelligence bosses talked about. Anyway, the end was that the negotiation collapsed and the situation began to deteriorate comprehensively. The big devil kidnapped Si Xiao and used her for experiments. The experiment simulated reality based on Sha Xiao's memory and artificial intelligence deduction, trying to instigate Sha Xiao to annihilate the team and the machine. Therefore, in the specific experiment, some stories about Xiao and Gen being shameless were simulated (see 504 for details of the experiment) .

Silly Xiao has been subjected to 7053 simulation experiments (7053 times without shame, it is really exciting to think about it) and he can no longer distinguish between virtuality and reality. Just when Xiao wants to commit suicide, he can’t let go. With the help of the machine, Abandoned Gen sent out a secret code (a dirty talk that only each other knew). Xiao, who received the secret code, escaped from the control of the big devil Fold Monster and returned to the organization.

However, things are not that simple. The Samaritans still found them and sent killers to chase them all the way. They escaped the enemy's guns and cannons, but they could not escape the killer's secret sniper. Sha Xiao was still behind, and Feng Gen was shot to death by the enemy on the way to escape with Zhai Zhai.

So Zhai Zhai finally showed his power. Damn it, if you dare to kill me, Nicholas, the female goose of the house, you should die. With the loud roar of Zhai Zhai, he immediately transformed into a sinister and cold boss. With the help of the machine, he successfully installed the Bingjiu virus.

However, the installation of the virus will not only kill the Samaritan, but also infect the machine. Fortunately, Sha Xiao and Dou Dou backed up the core of the machine in time. In this battle, Li Si sacrificed himself to protect Zhai Zhai, leaving Sha Xiao and Zhai Zhai orphans and widowed mothers. Zhai Zhai eventually went to Italy to find his girlfriend and live a happy life.

Hey! Female Goose, are you sure you won't leave it alone? ! !

Sha Xiao received a call from machine on the street and smiled tenderly (machine had already used a crazy voice at this time)

The end of the play

Author There is something to say: Jonathan Nolan, if you return my roots, I will send you the blade! ! !

Finally, here are some welfare pictures I found on Weibo. There are so many outstanding netizens this year