Old magic lamp
A poor man found an old magic lamp among a bunch of bottles. After he wiped it, a lamp slave ran out and said to him : Thank you for allowing me, who has been in the lamp for five hundred years, to come out for some air, so I give you three wishes.
The poor said: I first want to own national property. So a castle was immediately built.
The poor man said again: Second, I want to have eternal life. The lamp slave also said it was no problem.
The poor man was overjoyed, but he only had one wish left, so he said: I want to have endless magic power like you.
The lamp slave was overjoyed: Great, we can be neighbors.
So from then on, the urinal next to it also contained a pot god with unlimited power...
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