1, wife, if I am a bullet train, you are the Ministry of Railways. As long as I cheat, you bury me alive!

2. Cherish life and stay away from masters.

In China and Beijing, people who live in affordable housing are very rich.

I am really blind in my dog's eyes! OMG .

5, the vast sea of people is scum. I suggest that god stand up and take a bite. Only Zhuangzi's grandson will succeed. My life is success, not being her husband. The tortoise's body doesn't match the shell of the arctic shell.

6. Do you want me to go out? Watch me roll away, watch me roll back, I can do a fancy roll.

7. The sweetness of holding hands is short-lived, but the pain of breaking up is eternal. This is the fate of mankind.

8. Walking alone for too long will harden your heart, and only love will loosen it.

9. I took the opportunity to live with her. When cooking for her, have a glass of Sanlu milk for breakfast and a genetically modified rice at noon. The dinner was grand and spicy.

10, feelings have a beginning and an end; Hand in hand, break up; Not to mention that there are so many false points, even if two people resist all temptations and spend their lives together, so what? Or do you want to go first and the rest? How could I be sorry? The sweetness of holding hands is short-lived, and the pain of breaking up is eternal.

1 1. A happy breakup is better than a painful one.

12 but I still love you Amanda, I love you so much, don't you think I'm just a scum?

13. The city is big, but if you shout at it, there will always be an echo.

14, people often lose their true self, heart and feelings while "helping" others. Everyone has his own meanness, meanness is healthier ~ in daily crime, teasing and laughing, he also gains touch, beauty and sincerity.

15, I am a strong woman!

16. My father is Li Gang. If your father is Li Gang, my father is Li Shuangjiang.

17, it is better to be a chicken head than a duck neck. Vip among scum, fighter among scum.

18, that's my hard-earned money. Did my beads of sweat fall off the bed and fall eight petals, and I ate soft rice? What's wrong with eating soft rice? What's wrong with eating soft rice? Don't look down on those who eat soft rice. You are shameless! Eating soft rice is a traditional folk art with a long history.

19. Actually, I have never met my father. My father ran away with another woman when my mother was pregnant with me for four months. My second dad loves to drink and hit people after drinking. Who hits in front of him, hits me 135, hits my mother 246, and there is mother-child doubles on Sunday when you are happy. My father teaches English. His surname is Li. He is famous and crazy.

20. Let alone the famous sayings of Lao Zi, Zhuangzi and Sun Zi. If China wants to succeed, he must pretend to be a grandson!

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