1)2 1 century has realized the new four modernizations: men are feminine, women are spoiled, pets are aristocratic, and nobles have no education.

2) If you are destined not to give me the expected response, then keep a safe distance.

3) If people don't attack me, I won't attack; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.

4) My advantages are: handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.

5) Time is too thin and fingers are too wide.

6) Liu Mao and Liu Mao fell in love at first sight because they are almost the same together.

7) God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still made me heartache and tired.

8) Every day, I draw a circle on my calendar. It was not until Sunday that I realized that I had turned my day into an ellipsis.

9) When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

10) If you are unhappy, just say it to make everyone happy!