I hate mondays - Garfield

I hate Mondays. —— Garfield

Never send a man to do a cat's job—— Garfield

Never send a man to do a cat's job. ——Garfield

Money is not everything, There’s Mastercard & Visa.

Money is not everything, and sometimes a credit card is needed.

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

Everyone should love animals because they are so tasty.

Save water, Shower with your girlfriend.

To save water, try to take a shower with your girlfriend.

Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.

Love your neighbor with all your heart, but don’t let her husband know.

Behind every successful man, there is a man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

No matter how happy a bachelor is, he will get married sooner or later. Happiness is not permanent.

The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

Smart people are unmarried, and it is difficult for married people to become wise again.

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

Success is a relative term. It brings you many unrelated relatives (contacts).

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

Don’t wait until you can’t pay the job tomorrow to make excuses, find it today.

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

Love is like a photo, it needs a lot of darkroom time to develop.

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.

“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.

“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. Come.

Hard work never killed anybody.But why take the risk?

Hard work never killed anybody.But why take the risk?

Hard work never killed anybody! But I won’t prove it myself.

“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!

Work is so fun! Especially watching other people work.

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

God has decided who your relatives are, and fortunately He has left you some leeway in choosing your friends.

When two’s company, three’s the result!

The state of two people is unstable, only three people can do it!

A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. .

The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. Why do you learn?

How about this?