Excellent opening demonstration

1. Quote famous quotes

①Ask what love is in the world, and it will teach you how to make love between life and death. Yuan Haowen is indeed easy to ask and very good at asking questions. His question can be said to be a question for the ages. Over the years, how many people have been lingering on this issue, and how many people have made the final answer in life after paying a huge price. But each family's words are as different as each person's face.

Xi Shi said: "Love is a tool..." ("Asking What Love Is in the World")

②In a church in the Middle Ages, a saint began his Speech: "The reason why I became a saint is because I have seen through money. What's mine belongs to everyone." After a long time, I just waved my fingers. In a prison across the century, a thief began his life monologue: "The reason why I became a thief is because I have seen through money, and what belongs to everyone is mine." ("The Saint and the Thief")

③ Rodin, the master of aesthetics, once said: "Beauty is everywhere. For our eyes, it is not a lack of beauty, but a lack of discovery." Today, inspired by this innovative scholar, I I want to say: "The answer is universal. For our brains, it is not a lack of thinking, but a lack of perspective." Many times, we are confused by the incomprehension of the problem or wandering at the intersection of multiple solutions. It just depends on how to go. Doubts in the mind often lead to indecision and confusion. At this time, it is necessary to consider from a different angle, which will give you a chance of success. ("Spinning the Kaleidoscope")

2. Use letter format skillfully

①Dear Grandpa Confucius:

Hello! I am one of yours Ordinary descendants, after thousands of years apart, dare to write to disturb you, not only to send you respectful greetings, but also to urgently await your advice on several difficult questions. ("A Letter to Confucius")

②Hateful standard answer:

When I see you, I am really filled with righteous indignation. So, driven by the flames of anger, I write this letter to denounce you. The answers are rich and colorful, but you have to wear the "standard" hat. You know, just because of the word "standard", countless tragedies have happened. The following are your three major crimes: ("A Letter to the "Standard Answer"")

3. Borrow the writing style of Zhanghui novels

① "It is said that the general trend of the world must be unified after a long period of separation. The time when the three kingdoms of Wei, Shu, and Wu were at odds no longer exists. The great rivers are moving eastward, and the waves have wiped out all the heroes of the past. And Adou, the former heir to the Kingdom of Shu, has also become "lucky to miss Shu", and the world has become the world of the "Sima clan". ("Meeting of Heroes of the Three Kingdoms")

②In the Juyi Hall in Liangshanbo, the lights are brightly lit and there is a lot of people. One hundred and eight heroes gathered here, and everyone was quarreling. What were they arguing about? It turned out that Liang Shanbo was going to select a tiger fighting hero recently. This honorary title is a big deal, and whoever wins it will be able to sit in the second place in Liangshanbo. So all the heroes gathered here and argued endlessly. ("Who is the Hero of Fighting Tigers")

4. Skillful use of rhetoric

① "Bang!" Following the sound of a hammer, Mr. Question Mark cleared his throat and said, " The space-time discussion has officially begun. Today our theme is 'What is Beauty'. Scholars from different eras and countries are invited to speak actively." ("What is Beauty")

5. . Clever use of fables

① Yu Gong’s family has lived here for generations. The two mountains at the door, Wangwu and Taihang, block the way. Life is hard! It seems to be isolated from the world. What’s new in the city? It has become old news by now. This kind of life really needs to change. Yu Gong thought: I have to find a way to move Taihang and Wangwu mountains. ("The Story of New Yu Gong and Zhi Sou")

② Magpie posted a large advertisement: "In order to adapt to the needs of the times, our school will promote all-round quality education, and learn everything and teach everything. Make your child a versatile generalist and invincible in the competition. Tuition fee: 3,000 yuan per semester; training fee: 2,000 yuan; sponsorship fee: 15,000 yuan.

"("All-round School")

6. Cleverly use inscriptions to reveal the theme

① You don’t have the majesty of a tree, but you can have the greenness of grass; you don’t have the beauty of peonies, but you You can have the freedom and ease of Ono Ju... Life doesn't have to be brilliant, but it must be great! Inscription

Die was once a beautiful girl who was good at dancing. Her long shawl hair and her graceful dancing posture once gave her a gift. It brought thunderous applause and countless flowers. She was once praised by others as China's future Duncan... However, everything ended, and the God of fate pressed her into a wheelchair forever. Her life became dim and silent. " "White Swan" turned into an ugly duckling that no one cared about. How many times, she dreamed that she had put on glass slippers and continued her pursuit, but when she woke up, she only heard the "miserable" indifferent autumn wind. ("Starry Night" words》)

②If you lose money, you only lose a small part; if you lose health, you only lose a small half;

If you lose integrity , then you will be almost penniless. What is "integrity"? Honesty and trustworthiness are the same. Throughout history, the word "integrity" has been soaked in the blood and tears of many people. ("Who is here." Praise for the Emperor's New Clothes")

7. Use problem-solving methods skillfully

A friend once asked me such a question ingeniously:

In Which of the following beautiful scenes do you like best?

A. A piece of pure white feathers, falling leisurely in the shining golden sunshine.

B. A falling red petal. , whirling and floating in the quiet and deep water.

C. A shooting star, passing by in the dark blue sky.

D. A drop of crystal clear dew. On the tips of the tender and tender grass blades, they slipped quietly.

After reading this question, I was stunned. The ever-changing nature, the rising and setting of the sun, the rising and falling of the tide, how many beautiful scenery are stunning. Heartbeat, leisurely and fascinated... ("Infinite Possibilities and Infinite Beauty")

8. Use celebrities to answer questions

① Someone asked: What is happiness? The answer is colorful.

Nietzsche believed: “The happiest person is one who can swallow centipedes, broken glass, meat worms, and stones without feeling disgusted. ”

The Stoics believe: “Having infinite wealth and power, and being able to do things without panic, that is the real happiness.” "("The Answer is Colorful")

②Archimedes said: "Give me a fulcrum, and I can lift the earth!"

I said: "Give me a fulcrum. I am a fulcrum, and I can support the soul!" ("Give the Soul a Fulcrum")

9. Skillful use of poetry to show poetry

①Open the Tang poetry that is as bright as the Milky Way There are countless farewell poems in the Song Dynasty. Wang Bozhuang sang: Inaction is on the wrong road, and Liu Yongze's voice is sad: Where are you sober tonight? The willow bank is full of wind and the moon is gone. In a word: Those who are in ecstasy are just saying farewell. Some people are beating their chests and stamping their feet: How can they endure the rush? Today, there is Wang Guozhen whispering: A life span of a hundred years, no matter where the ear is, just pray. Like water, like a boat. Here comes Xi Murong's gentle warning: If parting can bring back the neglected details caused by getting together, is it really bad to say goodbye? Such various emotions are really beautiful to express in different times and different lives. The insights will give you unexpected gains ("Everything in Life Stick to Yourself")

②What is beauty? I know that beauty is the first light rising on the horizon, and beauty is the beauty of autumn. The maple leaves are more fiery, beauty is the red-crowned cranes galloping on the beach at dusk, beauty is the sika deer galloping on the prairie... Baumgarten agreed with me and added: "Beauty is perceptual knowledge, and studying aesthetics is research. The science of perceptual knowledge. But Kant glared at me angrily and said, "One-sided. Beauty is a purely formal subjective feeling of human beings and has nothing to do with the thing itself." I advise you to read my "Criticism of Judgment". "I was very open-minded and carefully studied his aesthetic works on emotions. When I was feeling complacent about my mystery, Hegel poured cold water on me: "No, beauty should be the appearance of human nature. change".

Then he talked proudly about his aesthetic theory. Just when I, the second monk, was scratching my head, Marx whispered next to me: "Don't listen to him, he has everything turned upside down, and he doesn't distinguish between right and wrong. You must not fall into the pit of idealism. Beauty should actually be the essence of human beings and The unity of free form. "What is beauty? I decided to leave the incongruous Europe and go to the ancient countries of Eastern civilization to find the answer to beauty. ("What is Beauty")

③When the vast sky is dyed with a dark background, and the new moon rises and the endless sky is dotted with stars, I can't help but feel full of thoughts while leaning on the fence. Ask the moon in the sky from a distance: What is loneliness? Once upon a time, Li Bai "raised a glass to the bright moon and made three people in the shadows." Perhaps loneliness is the feeling of being together when the moon is bright in the sky, the wind is like water, and everything is silent! Once upon a time, empress Li lamented, "I went up to the west tower alone without words, the moon was like a hook, and the lonely phoenix trees in the deep courtyard locked the autumn." Perhaps, loneliness was the entanglement of love in the deep palace courtyard, the worry of the country, the worries of the family, and the worries of everyone! Once upon a time , Chen Zi'ang lamented, "I have never seen the ancients before, and I have never seen the newcomers after me. Thinking of the long journey of heaven and earth, I shed tears alone." Perhaps loneliness is the empty state of mind where the grass remains the same, the end of the world remains the same, and things are different and people are different! So, I asked The moon, Chang'e of Guanghan Palace, told me that loneliness is "the shadow of candles is deep on the mica screen, and the stars are gradually setting on the long river" and "the heart of the blue sea and blue sky every night". What exactly is loneliness? I can’t answer. ("The Rhythm of Loneliness")

④What is it that comes quietly and leaves no trace, but causes all the colors to dance lightly? What is it that comes without leaving a trace? Quietly, can you leave behind a passionate song that spans a season?

What is it that comes softly and goes quietly again, leaving behind the hanging golden color in the harvest season?

What is it that quietly left and came again, spinning white dreams for the silent earth? The philosopher smiled at the blue sky: "It's time." The child held the kite and clapped his hands: "It's the wind."

The wanderer said: "It's nothing, just a dream." ("Happiness with the Answer")

10. Borrow medical records for good writing

① Patient's name: Wu Liangliang

Identity: Businessman

Clinical impression: Integrity deficiency syndrome (late stage)

Medical history: First loss of weight twenty years ago Harm customers and contract this disease. This disease is getting worse day by day as Wu Liangliang becomes more and more sophisticated in his deception and speculation. Chengxin Hospital had diagnosed this patient three years ago. Wu Liangliang refused the hospital's prescription, fled the ward, and went to do business abroad. After investigation, this person's honesty and trustworthiness index has dropped to zero, and his social threat level is 100. ("Medical Records of Wu Liangliang")

②Name: Zhang Damao

Gender: Male

Age: 18

Medical History: Schizophrenia Symptoms

Cases: too numerous to mention

Ι. 8 years old, in kindergarten. The teacher asked me to draw pictures of my parents. Zhang Damao drew a big bad wolf with green eyes, a gentle sika deer and a little white rabbit crying on the ground. The teacher gave zero points.

Doctor’s diagnosis: The teacher’s judgment is good. What Da Mao painted was a story in the forest, which was off topic. ("Diagnosis")

11. Use lecture notes skillfully

Lecture time: September 15, 2000

Purpose of lecture: Second grade primary school students As a demonstration, we study and explore "Being Honest" and use "Honest Children" as the content to educate children on "Being Honest".

Lecture content: ...("Lecture Record")

12. Use product instructions skillfully

①Product: Pure Natural Integrity Oral Liquid

Indications: Insufficient secretion of "credit", honesty deficiency, "liar disease", etc., a series of diseases caused by too little synthesis of "honesty" in the human body.

Dosage: For those who are severely lacking in integrity, take two bottles three times a day.

For those who are mildly lacking in integrity, take one bottle twice a day.

Women and children are halved.

Advertising creativity: ...("Pure Natural Integrity Oral Liquid")