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1. "The mandarin ducks are under the quilt for a double night, and a pear tree presses the begonia."

A poem written by Su Shi in the Song Dynasty is called "A pear tree presses the begonia". The creative background is that an 88-year-old friend of Su Shi got married and took an 18-year-old concubine. If you think about it carefully, you will definitely guess what it means!

2. "Last night, Songbian fell drunk and asked Songsong, "How am I doing when I'm drunk?". I just suspected that Songsong wanted to help me, so I pushed Songsong with his hand and said, "Go!"

Attention, This is really a poem written by our great poet Xin Qiji. The name is "Xijiang Moon·Qianxing". In modern terms, this poem means: Xin Qiji was drunk and asked Song Shu: "How do you think I am drunk?" "

Then he was drunk and suspected that Pine Tree was coming to help him, so he quickly pushed Pine Tree away with his hand: "I'll go to hell with you!" "Really!

3. "Half a hundred years have passed, and autumn has turned to hunger and cold. I asked Pengzhou herdsman when to rescue the emergency."

A poem by Du Fu, a poet in the Tang Dynasty, translated as: I , Du Fu, I have no money, you, give me money!

4. "It is a pleasure to cook sheep and slaughter cattle, and drink three hundred cups at a time. The sage, Dan Qiu, is about to drink, and don't stop drinking."

大 Everyone has learned "The Wine Will Come in" by the poet Li Bai when they were in school. However, it was later discovered that Li Bai was really a master at persuading people to drink. He first told everyone that he wanted to drink 300 cups, but after he finished speaking, he was afraid that everyone would not dare to drink after hearing it, so he directly named "Master Cen" and "Dan Qiusheng" to drink! Poor these two!

5. "After reading thousands of volumes, I feel like I have a spirit when writing."

Everyone knows that this poem was written by Du Fu, so reading it suddenly is not a big deal, but, say, Something that many people don’t know: In this poem, Du Fu actually doesn’t praise others, but praises himself! You're so welcome!

6. "At the foot of the southern mountain where beans are planted, the grass is full of bean sprouts and the bean seedlings are sparse. I wake up in the morning to clean up the wasteland and filth, and return home with the moon and the hoe."

"Returning to the Garden and Living in the Fields" written by Tao Yuanming of the Eastern Jin Dynasty , this has become quite popular recently, thanks to what Professor Dai Jianye said: Tao Yuanming planted a field, went out before dawn in the morning, and returned home at night when the moon came out, but "the grass was full of beans and the seedlings were sparse", what he planted was a ghost field!

7. "Hahaha when you meet with wine, how much can life be!"

A poem written by Wei Zhuang, a poet of the Tang Dynasty. "Hehe" here is pronounced as "huohuo". Just look at this and it's very cute, isn't it?

8. "A group of children in the south village bullied me because I was old and weak. I couldn't bear to face thieves and openly carried thatched grass into bamboo."

Du Fu's "Song of Thatched Cottage Broken by the Autumn Wind", According to Du Fu, he was very wronged, very wronged! There was a strong wind, and the wind blew away the thatch on my thatched house. This was unfortunate, but the next day the thatch was picked up by children in the village, and I couldn't catch up.

Oops! Let’s not talk about other things. Du Fu was only 49 years old at the time, and he was bullied like this by a bunch of kids? Du Fu, aren't you being a bit pretentious by doing this?

9. "Passers ask questions and wave from a distance, fearing that the fish will be frightened and ignored."

I have learned "Children's Fishing" by Hu Lingneng, a poet of the Tang Dynasty, in primary school. Every time I read it, a quiet and comfortable image comes to mind. The child's busy waving movements are so cute when I think about it!

10. "The firewood in the creek is soft and the felt is warm, so the raccoon slave and I don't go out."

A poem written by Lu You, a poet of the Song Dynasty, is called "The Storm and Rain on November 4th" , that is to say: it’s raining and storming outside, and there is a firewood burning in the house and a thick blanket covering it, so my cat and I don’t go out! snort!