When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up, but when I grew up, I realized that the whole world could not save me. The following is a collection of classic life humor and famous quotes that I carefully recommend for everyone. I hope it can be helpful to you.

Selected humorous quotes about life

1. Mature people don’t ask about the past, smart people don’t ask about the present, and open-minded people don’t ask about the future.

2. If the heart has no place to rest, it will wander wherever it goes!

3. Wearing other people’s shoes and walking your own path will not only prevent others from finding their shoes, It left him with nowhere to go!

4. Zhuge Liang had never led an army before he left the mountain! Why should I need work experience?

5. Life is like a wine jar, People are immersed in it, and the longer they stay, the more intoxicated they become.

6. They say wild geese fly south, but the birds I saw all flew in circles.

7. The basic conditions for modern people to survive: water, air, sunshine and good public opinion.

8. Life should be an encyclopedia called "One Hundred Thousand Whys".

9. People who know how to live will live a happy life, and people who don’t know how to live will live a mess!

10. What will my future life be like? If my son’s name is so handsome, then when others see me, they will say: What a handsome dad!

Humorous quotes about life

1. Life is like a play, but it’s a pity that there is no There was no replay of the rehearsal, and when the performance came to an end, there was no way to go back and watch it.

2. Sometimes, knowing too much can make life difficult.

3. While waiting, time passes as usual, but it is lengthened by our thoughts.

4. People come into this world to suffer. From birth to the grave, they are struggling inexplicably.

5. The world is so unfair. God said: "I want light!" So there was daytime; the beauty said: "I want a diamond ring!" So she got a diamond ring!; the rich man said: " I want a woman!" So he got a woman; I said: "I want to take a bath!" The water was stopped.

6. Ugly, ugly but extremely ugly, that is, extremely ugly.

7. The true meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to eat in one place for a lifetime, but to have food wherever you go.

8. The secret to struggling in life is to manage your own strengths. Managing your own strengths can add value to your life, while managing your own shortcomings will definitely devalue your life.

9. Comparison is the root of trouble.

10. The sky without clouds is still the sky; the clouds without the sky are no longer clouds.

11. Mentally insane lunatics are not scary, but sane lunatics are scary.

12. People get moldy without knowing it, so don’t do it unknowingly.

13. It is not life that determines taste, but taste that determines life.

14. As the saying goes: If you laugh, the whole world will laugh with you; if you cry, you will be the only one in the world crying.

15. The points I get are due to my hard work, and the points deducted are inherited from you!

16. Money can make a fool of myself!

17. Don’t worry about what’s in the pot while eating the food in the bowl. Eat directly from the pot and worry less.

18. If it is gold, it will always be spent; if it is a mirror, it will always reflect light.

19. When looking at beautiful women on the street, if you look higher, you are appreciative; if you look lower, you are a gangster.

20. Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face.

21. The so-called surprise is that the rabbit you have been waiting for comes, but the wolf follows behind.

22. When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up, but when I grew up, I realized that the whole world could not save me.

23. I am a little short-sighted, but not lacking; I have a good temper, but not without it!!

24. I chase flies when I eat, kill mice at work, and chase away cockroaches at night. Swatting mosquitoes while sleeping is everyone's responsibility to eliminate the four evils.

25. Everyone has a song of their own, not because of how beautiful the melody is or how beautiful the lyrics are, but because the song is telling your story!!!

26. Whether you are going uphill or downhill, you must know how to stop yourself when appropriate. Stop and look back in order to move forward better.

27. Dissatisfaction is a suspended replacement, which makes people constantly have the desire to climb up in comparison.

28. Silence does not simply mean not speaking. People who cannot keep calm are prone to failure. Timely silence is a kind of wisdom, a skill, and a mentality of having an advantage.

29. The fable of the cat and the tiger tells us that we must keep everything for ourselves.

30. If you want to be famous in front of others, you will have to suffer behind others.

31. The dog chews bones to practice his mouth strength.

32. If you want to learn well, you must learn from a master.

33. When others are pretending to be serious, I have to pretend not to be serious.

34. There are only two things I don’t know in my life, that is, I can’t do this and I can’t do that!

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36. The so-called " "Human" means that if you add anything to it, it will no longer be "human".

37. There is no comparison between artificial intelligence and natural stupidity.

38. Some people look much better when wearing facial masks than in real life.

39. What’s wrong with having a girl? Even using some sanitary napkins can save a number of sanitary napkin factories.

40. When we believe that we are already quite important to the world, the world is actually just ready to forgive our naivety.