1. My brothers and sisters, everyone is happy and every family is happy. Even if we have broken bones, our tendons are still connected. If you are happy, then naturally, big brother

happiness!

2. You are asking for it, always comparing your own shortcomings to the strengths of others.

3. You are the female disciple of Mr. Fu. You belong to a famous family, and you are a noble in the massage world. The biggest characteristic of nobles is self-confidence.

4. In this spring season, your big brother, my wilted flower is blooming again!

5. I raised you to a height of 1.78 meters, and I tired myself to a height of 1.70 meters. You have long legs, so you walk my short legs, right? You walk me, I hurt you in vain

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6. It’s done, it’s done.

7. The male (M) belongs to push-ups, and the female (W) belongs to sit-ups.

8. Your fourth uncle wants your dad to get some sponsorship to help him play a eunuch.

9. Being jealous, behind this jealousy is love! This accident also tormented my heart!

10. You think it’s a noble thing, but you’ve made it vulgar.

11. What kind of wine is so expensive? Pack! Can't pack it? Is there a funnel?

12. Just call me dad, everything is worth it.

13. Don’t tell lies in front of real people.

14. When you talk about eating, you should also hate fried food, and those who criticize will eat it.

15. Take a plane, go to the capital, eat seafood, live in a villa, put your hands on your back, stretch your belly, and wear a hat, which is pretty cool.

16. Turn grief into food.

17. Since ancient times, no one has died, not to mention the fish tank is still leaking electricity.

18. Let’s have a bowl of rice. Oh, this is the children’s version. It looks like a wine cup. Let’s have the adult version!

19. Do what you say, and never give up.

20. Are there any clothes that normal people wear?

21. Special people, special cars, special roads, special poles, four bricks, they shot me down.

22. It’s not a sin to pee. Let’s go and hang out the quilt with the uncle.

23. We are together. She must be with me, and I must be with her.

24. On behalf of my son, please wipe your tears.

25. What does the couple agree on? The couple has to talk to each other.

26. The three most beautiful things in life: my wife cooking, my wife pouring wine, and my wife looking at me lovingly.

27. I was able to drive a car twenty years ago, but I didn’t have a ticket. It was a copycat machine and the driver.

28. Be worthy of the party’s trust! Failure to serve is a test for the party.

29. I want to borrow my son to play with for half a day, but I don’t know if it’s approved.

30. Auntie, our whole family hopes that you will become our aunt.

31. He says all the bad things and does all the good things. He is a typical person with a sharp tongue and a soft heart.

32. Comparing your own shortcomings with the strengths of others will make you feel frustrated; comparing your strengths with the shortcomings of others will make you happy.

33. When I saw the photos of my younger siblings hanging in the window of a wedding photo studio, I negotiated with the shop owner: Hang the photos and add the following text: This couple is purely fictitious.

34. Men kiss goodbye and women salute.

35. The calcium loss has been a bit serious recently.

36. Oops, I’m giving you too much face. Can you give me some more face?

37. Tell Mingyue: It’s okay, don’t be afraid, I also drank a pair (contact lenses) yesterday.

38. An open letter to the brothers and sisters of the old Fu family

Written by the boss

The heart of the flower is hidden in the stamen

Empty I missed all the flowering periods

My heart forgot the seasons

It is never easy for people to understand

But

Spring will come when spring passes

The flowers will bloom again

In this warm spring season

Your big brother

My withered flower The flowers are blooming again

Then what makes the big brother bloom is the lady in front of me

39. Those born in the 80s and 90s are human beings, those born in the 70s, 60s and 50s Later he was a slave.

40. Organized care will prevent cramps in the future.

41. When you become an official and have money, you should be gentle with others, because when you are tough, you will make the people around you uncomfortable and make everyone around you uncomfortable

< p>You will definitely not feel comfortable if you lose it, just like the tongue and teeth, the tongue is soft and the teeth are hard, but when you get old, the teeth will fall out first, and the tongue will not fall out

!

42. Lele and I are like stir-fry, cooked as soon as we step out of the pot; we are like stew, simmered over low heat for a long time, but in the end it tastes pretty good.

43. What I bought was lipstick, not tear gas.

44. You can’t be a man blindly. To be a man, you can only be a man with your own wife. You can’t go out and be a man with other women. You can be a man blindly

The whole The family is finished. Once the family is finished, Yuanyuan is finished. When Yuanyuan is finished, all future generations of our family are finished.

45. I used to live a warm life in other aspects, but in terms of relationships, I lived a cold life. In order to resist this coldness

whispering Well, I just kept adding clothes, shirts and underpants, sweaters and woolen trousers, cotton clothes and cotton trousers, leather clothes and leather trousers, and then you came to me holding a small brazier of feelings in your hand, I was roasted until my whole body was covered in sweat, so I kept taking off my clothes, and now I was completely naked. When you were done, you took the small brazier and left. When you were done, you turned back, and you still held your head for me. A basin of cold water, you want to freeze me to death.

46. What’s the matter? You said, because of you, I have been hurt and threatened to varying degrees from my personality to my life. First of all, let’s talk about the damage to the personality.

As for me, Boss Fu, in my position in Shuncheng, I talk to the director of the Public Security Bureau. It is an equal dialogue, and we treat each other as guests. This is incredible

Okay, I had a little policeman train me twice this morning. You talk about the threat to life again, thanks to me being brave and careful in the ice, not panicking, wise and decisive

ending, throwing out the mobile phone, otherwise you would have fallen out of the ice with a click, and the two of us would have Drowning, I am an orphan and you are a widow. Think about it, your child is still sleeping in our house. This will be the biggest scandal in our city. The next day, the Shuncheng Evening News will publish the headline on the front page for you, "The chief pedicurist and a woman both died in love." My lifelong reputation was ruined.

47. When fishing, you should also look at your rod!

48. It is good for a family to squeeze together. Dad hugs mom, and mom hugs the child. There are only more than 20,000 days in a life, so it is rare to squeeze together.

49. The third child: I am the third grandson

The boss: Your third grandson, my boss, am I not the eldest grandson?

50. Who? Do you want to commit suicide? Have you committed suicide?

51. Before I came here, we were all talented people. After I came, I became laid off. Come on, I laid off myself.

52. If you don’t learn, you will waste your money; if you learn, you will waste your money.

53. Lovers eventually get married.

54. There is no guarantee for late holidays!

55. Brother, you are so fake!

56. Lyrics: Let us hold hands and find happiness. Only when you are happy will I be happy.

57. I was afraid of disturbing you, so I muted myself.

58. Big brother, I am poor in appearance, appearance, culture, and knowledge, but I am not short of happiness!

59. There is no place to go after wearing iron shoes, but there is another village with dark flowers and bright flowers.

60. The broadest thing in the world is not the sky or the earth, but the human heart.

61. Take the cat walk to massage your soul on the spot. < /p>

They all had wings, and they flew and flew in our big paradise. When it was over, the second, third, fourth, and fifth children were all gone.

63. Everything I do is for the sake of my children. It has nothing to do with you. Whether it’s a neighbor or a pedicure center, don’t take anything crazy to heart

go. Don't worry, we will definitely maintain a pure cohabitation relationship...not, that...a very clean relationship of living together in the same house

64. Shuncheng City is the land where I was born and raised. I have a prosperous career, and there are neighbors with whom I live day and night as soon as I open the door. In the park, there are fans who listen to my singing and watch my storytelling. There are so many beauties in Shuncheng. What challenges does such a life have? Xiaowu, refund the ticket!

65. Passerby A: This eldest sister is warning you not to pester her, and leave quickly! Boss: Thank you brother, thank you for your courage. But the advice from the elder brother is: roar when there is injustice on the road, and then leave after roaring.

66. The bigger the business and the higher the status of this person, the softer his temper should be, right? If you are gentle, you will feel comfortable, and so will the other person; if you are tough, you will feel uncomfortable, and the other person will be easily hurt... What is this like? The tongue is like the teeth. The teeth are hard and the tongue is soft. Eventually, the teeth will fall out first

when you get old! I have never heard of people losing their tongue as they get older.

67. Forget the darkness before dawn and remember the light after dawn.

68. Finding a wife is like buying shoes. Xin Wen is a white-collar worker and wears large-size shoes, 50. Mei Hao is a little woman, wearing small size shoes, 41. My feet are 41cm

so the plum fits perfectly. She wears cloth shoes, which are good for her feet. Xin Wen wears high heels, and I pat her sprained feet.

69. Isn’t it important to live and work in peace and contentment? You are responsible for living in peace, and I am responsible for having a happy career.

70. Being tasteful is because of my cultivation.

71. Once a person succeeds, he no longer belongs to himself.

72. There is no place to be found after wearing iron shoes, but there is another village with dark flowers and bright flowers.

73. I leave quietly, leaving behind the health I gave you. I left gently, taking the happiness you gave me with me.

74. Angry youth? I think you have green dung, that is, undigested donkey dung and eggs.

75. Mr. Fu’s old-fashioned appearance aroused the suspicion of the security guards, so they conducted a large-scale investigation.

Security: How did you get in?

Boss: With your younger siblings.

Security: Who are your siblings?

Boss: My brother’s wife.

Security: Look at your brain.

Boss: What’s wrong with your brain shape?

76. In our country, when we treat guests to dinner, we seat them according to their age. In Beijing, we seat them according to their official age.

77. What kind of autism? We, the nobles, speak too late and cook dumplings in the teapot - we know what we are talking about.

78. Giving your children a few bottles of foreign wine is considered a small waste. If this child comes back to Shuncheng and says that the old Fu family is not very polite in Beijing and ruins the reputation of our old Fu family, it will be a big loser.

79. Steamed buns are watery, and the more you eat, the better they become.

80. Uncle, you are still so tasty! That temperament is too weird!

81. What if I want to fall in love?

First, don’t cause scandals! Second, don’t talk to me!

Then who should I talk to? Talk to money!

82. That’s almost it! Money is a waste of money! It's like eating beef. It's delicious, but if you eat too much, it's hard to digest! Bit off more than you can chew!

83. Brother, are you feeling a little uncomfortable after breakfast?

No! The toothpick stuck in my throat...

84. Make a call quickly!

A few cents!

102!

Okay!

Broken! 102 is the national highway!

85. Uncle, do you know how many categories modern people divide us into? There is only one category, they are all human beings!

86. I finally understand what the relationship between us is? It just doesn’t matter!

87. You should tell your children that such a wealthy old man is so diligent and thrifty in managing his family, so he should learn from me!

88. It must be said that he is my second brother. He is a big businessman. He is wise and decisive in doing things.

89. I think people are high or low on the surface, but not noble or low in their hearts!

90. When everyone sees your smiling face, their hearts light up, but when they keep looking at your butt, they feel aggrieved!

91. I think feelings are just like high jumping. Pulling onions on dry land will never work. If you want to jump high and far, you must go back a few steps

That's the only way to go!

92. You see, when two people first met, the man was afraid that the woman would not feel the same! Once a woman has feelings, the man will not be far away from feeling anything at all!

93. This is jealous! Behind jealousy, there is love!

94. It’s understandable. Faced with such a charming man like me... it’s understandable...

95. This is Mei Hao, and plums bloom from red plum blossoms. Red...

96. The whole family sits around, watches TV, and eats melon seeds. How wonderful that is!

97. (In the hotel lobby) Is it expensive? It seems quite deserted, and the conditions must be average, so I'd better change places.

98. Just call me dad, it’s worth everything!

99. Son, we are the real couple.

100. I think that the most classic line in the whole drama is actually the one the boss shouts at over 85 decibels when he goes to the mall to buy clothes for Mei Hao: I~~~

Love. ~~~You! ! !