Just be happy!
2, you asked for it, and always put your own shortcomings above the advantages of others.
You are a female disciple handed down by Master Fu. After you belong to a noble family, you belong to a noble family in the massage industry. The greatest feature of aristocratic families is self-confidence.
In this spring season, your big brother, my flowers are blooming again!
5. I raised you to1.78m, and I exhausted myself to1.70m.. Your legs are long, you walk and my legs are short, right? If you leave me, it will hurt me for nothing.
you
6. It's over, it's over.
7. Male (M) belongs to push-ups and female (W) belongs to sit-ups.
8. Your fourth uncle wants your father to get some sponsorship and sponsor him to play a eunuch.
9, jealous, behind this jealousy is love! This carelessness also tortured a heart!
10, you see, this is a noble thing. You made it vulgar.
1 1. What wine is so expensive? Pack it! Can't pack? Is there a funnel?
12, all worth it.
13, don't tell lies in front of real people.
14, you say you should hate fried food, but critics should eat it.
15, flying, going to the capital, eating seafood, living in a villa, carrying my hands behind my back, holding my stomach and wearing a hat, it's quite cool.
16, turn grief into appetite.
17, life has never died since ancient times, not to mention the fish tank still leaks electricity.
18, a bowl of rice. Yo, this children's version of A is like a small handleless wine cup. Come to a * * version!
19, as promised, never empty the gun.
20. Are there any clothes that normal people wear?
2 1, a special person, a special car, a special road, a special pole, and four bricks directly took me underground.
22. Peeing is not a crime. Let's hang the quilt with uncle.
23, we are together, I must have her, I must have her.
On behalf of my son, please wipe your tears.
25. What did the couple say? Couples need to talk.
26, the three beautiful things in life: the wife cooks, the wife drinks, and the wife has more hatred.
27. I opened it twenty years ago, but I don't have a ticket. It belongs to the cabin and the driver.
28, when it is the trust of the party! This is not a test of the party.
29, lend my son to play for half a day, I don't know if I should approve it.
Aunt, our whole family wants you to be our aunt.
3 1, said all the bad things, did all the good things, a typical knife mouth tofu heart.
32. How can you be wronged by comparing your own shortcomings with the advantages of others? Compare your strengths with others' weaknesses, and you will be happy.
33. I saw a photo of my sister-in-law hanging in the window of the wedding photo studio and negotiated with the store: the photo is hanging, plus the following words: This couple is purely fictional.
34. The man kisses goodbye and the woman salutes.
35. Recently, calcium loss is a bit serious.
36. Oh, it's too embarrassing for big brother; Can you give big brother more face?
37. Tell Yue Ming: Nothing, don't be afraid, I drank a pair of contact lenses yesterday.
38. An open letter to Lao Fu's brothers and sisters.
Laodazuo
The heart of a flower is hidden in the stamen.
Miss the flowering period.
My heart has forgotten the seasons.
Never easy to understand.
but
Spring goes and spring comes.
Flowers will bloom again.
In this spring season.
Your brother
My flowers are in bloom again.
So what makes big brother bloom is
The lady in front of me
39, 80, 90 are people, 70, 60, 50 are slaves.
40. Organized nursing will not cramp in the future.
4 1. When you become an official, you should be gentle with people when you are rich. Because you are tough, people around you will feel uncomfortable, and people around you will feel uncomfortable.
Losing yourself is inevitably uncomfortable, just like tongue and teeth. Your tongue is soft and your teeth are hard, but when you get old, you lose your teeth first, not your tongue.
Boss!
42. Lele and I are like cooking, and they are cooked as soon as they are out of the pot; We are like stews. After stewing for a long time, it tastes good in the end.
I bought lipstick, not tear gas.
You can't be blind. To be a man, you can only be a man with your wife. You can't be with other women outside. You can be blind.
The whole family will be finished. As soon as the family is finished, Yuanyuan is finished. If Yuanyuan is going to die, all our descendants will die.
45. I used to be warm in other ways, but emotionally, I was chilly, in order to resist this cold.
Let's go, I'll continue to add clothes, shirts, underwear, sweaters, pants, cotton-padded trousers and leather pants. As a result, you have feelings in your hands.
My little brazier came up to me and made me sweat all over, so I kept undressing. Now I'm too naked to slip away. Say that finish, you took a small brazier and left. After that, you turned around and poured cold water on me. You want to freeze me to death.
46. What happened? You said that for you, I was hurt and threatened to varying degrees from my personality to my life. First of all, the damage to personality,
Tell my boss, Fu, that I'm in Shuncheng, and I'll talk to the public security bureau chief. It is equal dialogue and mutual respect, which can be reversed.
Well, a little policeman taught me a lesson twice this morning. You talked about the threat of life again, which is due to my courage and caution in the ice and snow, my calmness and wisdom.
Break it, throw it away, or you will click and fall in. When we drowned, I was an orphan and you were a widow. Think about it, your child.
Sleeping in our house will be the biggest scandal in Shuncheng. The next day, Shuncheng Evening News will make a headline, and you can publish it. "Chief pedicure!"
The teacher and a woman are both double suicide, and my reputation will be destroyed.
47. Fishing depends on your own pole!
48. It's nice to have a family huddled together. Dad holds mom, and mom holds the baby. Life is more than 20,000 days, and it is rare to be crowded together.
49. Third: I am the third grandson.
Boss: Your third grandson, my boss, am I not a great-grandson?
50. Who wants to commit suicide? Did you kill yourself?
5 1. Before I came, I was all talented people. After coming, he became laid off. Please, I got laid off myself.
52. If you don't learn, you will lose; I learned. I'm blind.
53. Lovers form families.
54, the evening festival is not guaranteed!
55, brother, you are fake!
56. Lyrics; We are holding hands and looking for happiness. You are happy and I am happy.
I was afraid to disturb you, so I shut myself off.
58. Eldest brother, my looks, looks, culture and knowledge are poor, but my happiness is not bad!
59. There is no place to find iron shoes, and there is a village.
60. The vastest thing in this world is not the sky, the earth, but people's hearts.
6 1, take the catwalk to massage the soul on the spot.
62. Last night, I had a dream that our rental house had become a paradise. After that, you and Lele became angels, one big and one small.
They are all long arms, flying around in our big paradise, and then our second, third, fourth and fifth are all gone.
63. Everything I do is for the children, not you. No matter the neighbors or the pedicure center, don't talk crazy.
Fuck your heart. Don't worry, we will keep a pure cohabitation relationship ... no, that ... very clean cohabitation relationship.
64. Shuncheng is a hot land where I was born and raised. In this hot land, my career is thriving. As soon as I push the door, there are neighbors who live with me day and night. In the park, I have hearing.
I sing opera and watch my storytelling fans. There are so many beautiful women in Shuncheng, and there is nothing to choose from in my life. Xiao Wu, refund the ticket!
Passerby A: This elder sister warned you not to pester her. Let's go Boss: Thank you, brother. Thank you for your bravery. But eldest brother's advice is
When you see a bumpy road, shout, and then you leave.
66. This man, the bigger his business, the higher his status, and the softer his temper, right? You are soft, you are comfortable, and the other party is comfortable; new/Jimmy Kudo
Tough, you feel bad, the other person is easy to get hurt ... what is it like? Tongue is like teeth, teeth are hard and tongue is soft. Finally, when you get old, you lose your teeth first.
! I haven't heard of anyone losing their tongue all the time.
67. Forget the darkness before dawn and remember the dawn after dawn.
68. Finding a wife is like buying shoes. Wen Xin is a big white-collar worker. She wears large shoes, 50. Beauty is a young woman, but a small size shoe, 4 1. My foot is 4 1.
That's why Mei is so suitable. She was wearing cloth shoes and her feet were up. Wen Xin wears high heels. I sprained my ankle.
69. Don't you pay attention to living and working in peace? You are responsible for living and working in peace and contentment, and I am responsible for working with peace of mind.
70. I have taste because my cultivation is at work.
7 1, once a person succeeds, he doesn't belong to himself.
72. There is no place to find iron shoes, and there is a village.
73. I left quietly, and I left my health to you. I left quietly, and I took away the happiness you gave me.
74. angry youth? I think you are a green manure, an undigested donkey dung.
75. The dress of Fu Boss's old hat aroused the suspicion of the security guards, so they made a lot of inquiries.
Security guard: How did you get in?
Boss: Take your brother and sister.
Security guard: Who is your sister-in-law?
Boss: My brother's wife.
Security guard: Look at your brain.
Boss: What's wrong with the brain type?
In our country, guests are seated according to their age, and in Beijing they are seated according to the size of officials.
77. What is autism? I'm late, jiaozi is cooked in a teapot-I know.
78. Getting a few bottles of foreign wine for children is a small loss. If the children go back to Shuncheng, the Lao Fu family will ruin us if they are not careful in Beijing.
The reputation of the old Fu family is a big loser.
79. Steamed buns are watery, and the more you eat, the better you look.
80. Grandpa, you are still so delicious! That temperament is too strange!
8 1. What if I want to fall in love?
First, don't gossip! Second, don't talk to me!
Then who should I talk to? Talk to money!
82, almost enough! Money has no head! Just like eating beef, it is delicious, but it is too much to digest! Bite more than one can chew!
83. Brother, did you have a little uncomfortable breakfast?
Don't! The toothpick stuck in my throat. ...
84. Call quickly!
What is the number one o!
102!
All right!
It's broken! 102 is the national highway!
85. Grandpa, do you know how many categories modern people divide us into? Just one, all mankind!
86. I finally understand what our relationship is? It doesn't matter!
87. You should tell your children that such a rich old man is so diligent in housekeeping and should learn from me!
88. I have to say it is my second brother. He is a big businessman. He is wise and decisive.
89. I think people have high and low on the surface, but they are not noble inside!
90. Everyone's heart will light up when they see your smiling face. They always look at your ass, and their hearts will be wronged!
9 1, I think feelings are just like high jump. It is absolutely impossible to pull onions on dry land. If you want to jump high and far, you must go.
Step back!
92. You see, when we first met, men were afraid that women wouldn't feel anything! Once a woman has feelings, a man will feel no distance.
Far away!
93, this is jealousy! Behind that jealousy, that is love!
94. Understandably. It is understandable to face an attractive man like me. ...
95. This is beautiful. Mei is red. Plum blossoms are red. .....
96. How wonderful it is for a family to sit around, watch TV and eat melon seeds!
97. (In the hotel lobby) Are you afraid? It seems quite deserted, and the conditions are definitely average. Let's go somewhere else.
98, just for this dad, everything is worth it!
99. Son, you and I are the real husband and wife.
100 I think the most classic line in the whole drama is the one that the boss shouted at 85 decibels or more when he went to the mall to buy clothes for Meihao: I ~ ~ ~
Love You! ! !