2. Whenever I get thirty or forty points in an exam, you really think I did it alone!

Say sorry to yourself that I can't marry you.

I hope you can walk by yourself in the future. I'll take the bus.

If you had known me before, maybe you would forgive me now.

6. In summer, the situation on campus is basically: girls wear nightclubs and boys wear migrant workers.

7. Sometimes, amnesia is the best relief; Silence is the best way to tell.

8. All quarrels that are not aimed at divorce are for the sake of showing love.

9. Why can't Baidu search for you again? Can you hold your urine no matter how awesome you are?

10. Money makes many people who don't love each other sleep together.

1 1. If I hadn't practiced martial arts since I was a child, I would have hit you.

12. There are two ways to conquer women: please your mother and surpass your father.

13. anonymous hair status: hair, hurry up, I'm sleepy ... the silent man below replied: who is the hair?

14. Everyone thinks that if you don't listen or watch, you won't feel anything.

15. People who say others are fat are actually squinting.

16. There are too few wolves in this world, and huskies are obviously not enough.

17. I have been cheering for you. That's because you are an old slick and can't get out.

18. When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital in the world.

19. In short, the bad guys are men who take off their pants during the day and women who don't take off their makeup at night.

20. Don't tell my sister to grow old together. What my sister wants is black hair forever.

2 1. My advantage is that I have no shortcomings, and my shortcomings ... of course there is no advantage!

22. The best is not necessarily the most suitable; The most suitable is the really best.

23. Don't be afraid of catching a cold, just upgrade the virus database. ...

24. The original distress is like this; Hypnotize yourself and tell yourself that you are happy.

25. There are three bowls of noodles that are the most unpalatable: human face, scene and feelings.

26. Show off your wealth in front of me? Hum! I went to the two-yuan supermarket to sweep the goods without blinking!

27. Ask what the world is like and ask people to sell iron directly. ...

28. A very serious academic problem suddenly occurred to me. Who decided to score 60 points?

29. This winter without you, I will wrap my coat tightly to warm myself.

I know how profound and unforgettable it is to say nothing.

3 1. Sleep by yourself and let others go to class!

32. People's eyes have 576 million pixels, but they still can't understand people's hearts.

33. Walking together is fate, and walking together is happiness.

34. Wukong swore: "Tang Priest, you are a dead pervert, and even the ringtone is set as a spell!" "

35. Think about who brought us to the Internet.

36. It is not difficult to fall in love with someone, but it is difficult to love someone for a lifetime.

Women should stop losing weight. In fact, men like to eat meat. All who like bones are dogs.

38. Time is the most precious. Time is money. When calculating my salary, I am dealing with the time gap.

39. Literature and art is a disease, and its scientific name is "Speaking well will kill people".

In fact, if you hug me during an argument, you will find that I have no strength to leave you anymore.

4 1. Getting up early can really do a lot of things, for example, sleeping again.

42. Cow dung is cow dung after all, and it will not turn into sweet cake if it is steamed in a pot.

43. If you can't do it, don't make a promise easily, let alone make me believe it easily.

44. Feelings are like this. If you hurt others, whether intentionally or unintentionally, someone will always hurt you.

Everyone has three incomparable gods: "I am a friend" and "I am a classmate".

46. Seeing their dazzling couple, I was heartbroken all the way. Looking at the sky, I shed tears all over the floor.

47. If you are well, it will be sunny. Look at the weather here today, you should be dead!

48. How strong do you have to be to forget?

49. Those who have hurt me, thank you, in my most self-righteous youth, let me understand that the world is cold and warm.

There is nothing wrong with sobering up, but it is your fault to use boiling water.

5 1. The lyrics are too ambiguous. If someone asks you, you can say it's just the lyrics, but it's not just your mood at the moment.

52. I have everything, money, status, beauty ... my wife found out.

53. How many truths have been told in a joke in my life-

54. The more you can't get something, the more you want it. However, once you get it, you may not be satisfied.

55. There are two ways to wash clothes, washing by yourself and washing by others.

56. Showing off in an ostentatious manner is a healthy psychology.

57. What you can't get up is your grades ... What you can't get down is your weight. ...

58. One good turn deserves another, and one evil turn deserves another. You are too heavy for me to carry.

59. You have an "apple" in your hand and a "pear" on my head; You fight for dad, I fight for it.

60. Life would be much simpler if I didn't care so much.

6 1. Life is like a play, and frustration is the need of plot development.