1. English Quotes
(1) Misfortunes never come alone/single. Misfortunes never come alone/single.
(2) Constant dropping wears the stone. Constant dropping wears the stone.
(3) Life is a leaf of paper white, thereon each of us may write his word or two. Life is a leaf of paper white, thereon each of us may write his word or two.
(4) For man is man and master of his fate.
(5) A good medicine tasks bitter. Good medicine tastes bitter.
(6) Live and let live. Live your own life and let others live.
(7) A great ship asks for deep waters. A great ship asks for deep waters.
(8) From small beginnings comes great things.
(9) Great works are performed not by strength but by perseverance. Without perseverance and only strength, great deeds cannot be accomplished.
2. English jokes
Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but Ill have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your sons tooth.
Mother : Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.
Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.
p>Dentist: Sorry, ma'am, I have to charge twenty-five dollars to pull your son's tooth.
Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I know you only need five dollars to extract a tooth?
Dentist: Yes. But your son screamed so loudly that he scared away four patients.