Grandpa - People without amnesia cannot remember. . . . By the way, who is he?

Grandpa - It would be great if the league leader punished me by eating pizza for three months.

Guan Yu - "If you feel shadows, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you. However, we brothers are not afraid of shadows, because we are the sunshine behind each other."

Ma Chao - "Life is a pile of meat, death is a pile of dirt."

Cao Cao - "Do your best to obey fate."

Diao Chan - "We are all students, the biggest The conspiracy is cheating in the exam."

Liu Beixiu - "I believe that love can definitely change history."

Cao Cao - "Nothing in this world is what it should be."

Ma Chao - "Handsome boys are the killers of masters, and beautiful girls are the killers of young boys."

Huang Zhong - "Just giving love has no results."< /p>

Liu Beixiu - "Just do the right thing. The more you think about it, the scarier it becomes."

Cao Cao - "Politics is really a clever trick."

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Dong Zhuo - "If you are angry, find someone to calm it down!"

Dong Zhuo - "As the saying goes, if there is too much courtesy, there will be deception."

Cao Cao - " The world is big and everything is possible. The future is in our hands."

Cao Cao - "Peace talks are also one of the weapons."

Zhou Yu - - "Politics is about the balance of terror, and there is no permanent enemy in politics."

Zhou Yu - "I am hopelessly smart!"

Cao Cao - "No matter how weird the personality is, there must be weaknesses!"

Cao Cao - "Falling is like practicing martial arts. Only by finding the right martial arts secrets can you achieve unparalleled martial arts"

Feng Chu - —“The enemy of my enemy is my friend.”

Diao Chan——“The happiest thing for a woman is not only to be loved, but also to be loved by a good person.”

Sun Shangxiang—— "Happiness is having a secret that only belongs to two people."

Liu Beixiu - "Others say that when God closes a door, he will definitely open a window for you."

< p>Art teacher - "The person I love the most~, what is the person we love the most? The person we love the most is the person you most want to meet, see, smell, and touch."

Wang Yun - "It is best to rely on everyone to run, and it is best to rely on yourself. As the saying goes, everyone who walks through will leave traces, everyone who lives there will leave behind neighbors, and everyone who crawls through will leave behind traces. The stairs must be left behind."

Zhuge Liang - "If you subtract five-sixths and then one-sixth, Cao Cao still has two-sixths of your family property!"

Others: 1. So, so, so, so~

2. Liu Bei: My surname is Liu Bei, and my courtesy name is Xuande. I am the son of King Jing of Zhongshan. Because of my family’s financial difficulties, I am very poor. The most expensive thing is that I have noble blood. Unfortunately, my blood type is O. Every time I go to sell blood, it is very cheap. It’s really bad.

3. Liu Beixiu: Zhao Yun was shaking on a very long board (Zhao Yun was saving Adou on Changban Slope)

4. Liu Bei: The rich one It's the uncle, not the eldest brother.

5. Guan Yu: Yellow Turban universities are becoming more and more arrogant now.

Zhang Fei: That's right. When you enter the school, you grab everything, including teaching equipment, registration fees, and nutritious lunches. Hey, I heard that there was a school last time where all the male and female teachers and even the principal had their underwear taken off.

Guan Yu: Real or fake

Zhang Fei: Of course it’s fake

Guan Yu: HO~ You can be more boring

6. Liu Bei: Student Guan, it’s okay if you like fighting, but you can’t have stones in your head. If you have brain stones, you are an idiot. There are so many of them and there are only three of us. This is not called fighting, it is called siege.

7. Guan Yu: How can it not be a crisis? It has been the most critical situation since childhood

Zhang Fei: Is it more dangerous than going to the toilet without toilet paper?

Guan Yu: Of course

8. Dong Zhuo: Obsessed, no way, but I am a very simple person. I just want to harm people all day long. Isn’t that enough? Simple?

9. The breasts are all fake. Who knows if your admission notice is fake?

Zhang Fei: My breasts are real!

Guan Yu: This is not the point!

10. Passionate Sister-in-law Abiao: Ah Biao, I can’t help you again. My person belongs to you, my heart belongs to Zhao Yun, my spirit belongs to Guan Yu, and my soul belongs to Liu Bei. But now, my life has been stolen by Lu Bu.

11. Liu Beixiu: You work very hard to feed the chickens tea. You work very hard, but the chickens can’t lay tea eggs.

12. Zhang Fei (with an innocent look on his face): Brother, my chest is broken by a big stone, but your chest is broken by a big stone!

13. Fortunately, I have someone to sleep with me. I heard before that dogs have yin and yang eyes, but it turns out to be true. I kept seeing the piaos dangling in front of me. I was so scared. ! (Dong Xiaozhu)

14. I have an opinion. Who wants to be called Xiaozhu? I am the great Dong Zhuoye. How can I be called Xiaozhu, especially after losing weight? Become so thin. (Dong Xiaozhu)

15. I want to hypnotize myself, that’s not beef, that’s not beef, that’s cow shit…! (Still Dong Xiaozhu)

16. Liu Beixiu: Third brother, you haven’t mastered Baguaquan yet, but you have mastered Baguazui.

17. Mei Niang: Hey, pretending to be stupid will not make you remember your merits. Zhang Fei: You won’t get a big demerit even if you pretend to be stupid

18. "Yeah, my goal was successful, I am really a dog whose wishes come true!" (Dong Xiaozhu)

19. Female veterinarian: "My dear, everything is fine. Just check it out. Come on, let me give you a kiss."

Liu Beixiu, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Huang Zhong, Ma Chao: "No!"

Female veterinarian: "What's wrong?"

Liu Beixiu, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Huang Zhong, Ma Chao: "Nothing."

< p>Dong Xiaozhu: "You will die if you kiss me. Really, you can't help me feel better! Give me a tongue kiss"

20. Zhou Yu: I heard that Chairman Cao's sneeze shook the world~

Cao Cao: Vice President Zhou also caused huge waves with a yawn~

21. Sun Shangxiang: This is my self-created external skill "Dai Bing Qi Condensation"

Zhang Fei : "Big ice cream"?

22. Zhang Fei: There is no room for two tigers in one mountain, except one male and one female.

23. Zhang Fei: Are you sure?

24. Zhou Yu: I always feel that you will lie to our eldest lady.

Liu Beixiu: Don't use your intuition randomly. I have an intuition that you will deceive our classmate Xiao Qiaoye

25. Teacher: "Excuse me, the Abiao family is very busy in worshiping their ancestors. One uncle, four father-in-law and seven younger brothers are playing cards, three aunts, six wives and nine sisters are cooking, and the second nephew, five nephews and eight grandchildren are offering incense. How many relatives are here in the Abiao family? Please raise your feet if you know how. , come on"...

Teacher: "You all have cramps in your legs and can't lift them up. Haven't you talked about this question many times? Okay, Liu Bei, Liu Bei, you Definitely, Liu Bei, Liu Bei, Liu Bei"

Liu Beixiu: "What did you ask just now?"

Teacher: "What did I just ask? I asked, how many people have come to Abiao's house?" Relatives?"

Liu Beixiu: "I'm not sure how many relatives come to their family, but I heard just now that they have eight Sun Shangxiang."

26 Sun Shangxiang Said: "Have you ever loved me?"

Lu Meng (pretending to be shy): "Miss, please don't seduce me.

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27 Mushroom scented banana cigarette scented soap, coriander scented champagne scented oil scented perfume, incense scented vanilla sausage scented custard (Xiao Qiao)

28 Liu Beixiu: My surname is Liu, my name is Bei, and I am Xuande. I am the son of King Jing of Zhongshan. Some people also call me Bei Bei. Liu Xuande is me, I am Liu Xuande, (hahaha), but no one calls me Ade (hahaha).

29 Chinese teacher: Swallowing tigers and swallows, obviously wolves, tigers, and swallows~

30 Xiao Qiao said to Guan Yu: When chasing girls, you must chase them to the last second, you must You have to wait until the girl says to stop.

You can stop. Otherwise, you must be brave enough to pursue her, do you know?

Cao Cao: Got it!

Xiao Qiao: I’m not asking you

31 Liu Bei (Xiu): There is a kind of longing that you don’t have to think about. It will always appear

The first string will ring (think); the second string will ring (think); it turns out that every string is very loud (think)

32 Liu Bei (Revision): Stay. Or I'll go with you.

Axiang: Hey, do you have any new lines?

Liu Bei (repair): Then listen to this! Come here! Otherwise, come with me!

33 Zhang Fei: Even if time and space are destroyed, I will still love bravely (it’s rare to say something so emotional)

34 Zhang Fei: This meal is really rich, it makes me happy. Eat a "catty".

Guan Yu: You have eaten more than one catty, right?

Zhang Fei: Yes, at least eight catties, right?

Liu Bei Xiu: ...You are so shocked that this is how “surprise” is used! ~

35 Wang Dadong: Tiramisu said that sinful enjoyment will relax a lady’s tight belly

36 Li Ru’s response to the Five Tiger Generals, Liu Bei (repair) and Sun Shangxiang: What are you looking at? I’ve never seen him so handsome!

37 Sun Shangxiang: Happiness is having a secret that only belongs to two people

38 Cao Cao: Everyone has a friend

Liu Beixiu: Is it cholesterol? ?

Cao Cao: That’s wasted

39. Axiang: We will be classmates from tomorrow on. Are you happy?

Liu Bei (repair): Not bad

Axiang: Ah~~only not bad!

Liu Bei (repair): It’s the highest level which is pretty good, plus est! (It’s so cute)

Axiang: Actually, in my heart, your music is also the highest level and pretty good. Add est! (Shy + Blushing)

40. Hua Tuo: I am happy for the treatment that is about to change history.

Zhang Fei: If you don’t talk about the key points, I will make you history!

41.Cao Cao: Hua Tuo, I really admire you more and more. I believe you will be famous throughout the ages.

Liu Bei (repair): I guarantee that he will definitely do it! (Everyone looks at him together) What? You can’t predict the future! (Guilty~~)

42. Sun Shangxiang: Which comes first, tomorrow or the future?

Liu Bei (repair): So tomorrow comes first, because Axiang and I have no future at all, so how can we come first?

43. Liu Bei (editor): Then, what is the only extraordinary opportunity for ordinary people! !

Axiang: The only extraordinary opportunity for ordinary people is (blush + move closer) to have an extraordinary love! !

Liu Bei (repair) os: Alas, Axiang, we are really destined to have an extraordinary love! !

44. Zhang Fei: As the saying goes, if you try today, you will suffer today! You have to cheat on today’s exam. If you don’t do it today, it will be too late!

45. Cao Cao: You have also seen Sun Tzu’s Art of War! (Surprised~) Sun Tzu's Art of War is a tactical manual that my ancestors of the Sun family worked hard and risked their lives to obtain. The ancestral teachings of the Cao family are passed down from generation to generation and are now locked in my family's new multi-security titanium metal vault. middle. Brother Liu, although we are good friends, I must be cautious when asking you.

Liu Beixiu: Oh!

Cao Cao: How did you know the strategy inside?

Liu Beixiu: Yes~~~It’s written in the plan! ~

Cao Cao: ~~~~Ah hahaha~~It was written above, how could I forget~~

Liu Beixiu: Sun Tzu's art of war must be passed down from son to daughter... I went to Tie Shikong Used Bookstore and bought 100 copies to give to your sister~ (thought to myself)

46. Zhang Fei: I’m afraid, Jiang Qian has already “disappeared”

Liu Beixiu: Missing, is it serious?

Guan Yu: Brother, of course it is very serious

Ma Chao: For humans, being able to fly without wings means death

47. Zhang Fei: Brother, I don’t care whether you are real or fake, whether you are boiled, grilled, fried, or smoked, you will always be my Zhang Fei’s big brother~~~

48. Guan Yu: Yun, your complexion is really bad

Hua Tuo: I agree, it’s really bad, worse than healthy stool~~ (The others nodded solemnly in agreement)

< p>49.Liu Bei (repair): I think Yun is very unusual

Guan Yu: Brother, I think you are unusual... (shows the movement of kamikaze) Wula Baha! What is it?

50. Grandpa: Confucius said that men should not be intimate with each other. If you keep holding me like this, people will think that we are out of the closet.

51. Da Qiao: Which one of you is Guan Yu?

Guan Yu: I am

Da Qiao: I will fuck you like a string bean

< p>Liu Beixiu stepped forward and grabbed Da Qiao

Da Qiao: Mine, mine little egg! Let me go

Liu Beixiu: I'm sorry

Guan Yu: Miss, do you have any misunderstanding?

Da Qiao: Misunderstanding? I misunderstood you Here are the shredded chicken noodles.

Axiang: Da Qiao, take a deep breath and speak slowly if you have something to say

Da Qiao: speak slowly, I will slowly tell you about the spicy hotpot , get out of the way, I want to take revenge on Guan Yu!

Axiang: Wait a minute, why do you want to take revenge on Guan Yu? Is something wrong with my brother? Tell me quickly

Da Qiao :This bastard, he killed Ace!

52 Sun Quan: "It is better to do one thing worthy of my apology than to say a hundred words of apology!"

53. Zhang Fei: Brother, I can't help you! Your people belong to Axiang. However, the romantic small suite has been stolen by Ah Chao and Ah Zhong!

54. Liu Beixiu: It is useless how high the position is. The location is what matters. Because even if you become a celebrity. You have great energy, you have all the power, you are above ten thousand people, but the people you like don't like you. Then you will never have a place by her side. Instead, be a celebrity that everyone admires. I would rather choose to stand next to the person I like, be able to hold her hand at any time, and become a unique person in her eyes. As long as I do this, even if I don't have status or power, I still have the courage to face everything!

55. Zhang Fei: Be careful, Sun Quan will cross you over and over again, and then cross you over and over again, and then cross you again, and cross you again!

Liu Beixiu: Is this scary? Five Tigers: Of course it’s scary!

Cao Cao: It is simply torture on earth! Liu Beixiu: Then...what will happen?

Guan Yu: Sun Quan will first bury your whole body in the sand. After burying you, only your dead head will be left!

Zhang Fei: Then take a knife and cut it from the middle of your head to open up the dead man's hole!

Zhao Yun: Then pour mercury into the wound!

Ma Chao: Brother, your whole body will be itchy from now on!

Liu Beixiu: So what if it’s difficult to stop?

Huang Zhong: If you can’t stop, just struggle hard to find a hole to drill!

Cao Cao: Suddenly he saw a hole in the top of his head. He didn’t even want the skin, and it came out with a tugging sound!

Zhang Fei: Brother, do you feel itchy all over your body?

Liu Beixiu: I’m itching to death!

(...Xiu Xiu: Isn’t this a movie dialogue?)

56. Cao Cao: "Doing the right thing is the right thing, regardless of strength. One day I will let you Know how big the world is”!

57. Sun Quan: “Everyone in the world can think that I am a bad person, except you (Da Qiao).

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58. Sun Quan: “Don’t bite your ears in front of me!” "

59. Liu Beixiu: "Axiang, if one day I leave you. Depending on your intelligence, you will definitely find that things are different from before. I hope you can use your heart to decide your feelings. If you still like him in the end. Then I will bless you and play for you in a distant place. Only you can listen and love me enough, and pray that you will always be happy. ”

60. Zhou Yu: I want to put your affairs higher than my life.

61. Zhou Yu: I don’t like you crying, wait until you stop crying

62. Zhou Yu: Xiaoqian, this road is very long, just like our future, whether you are controlling the direction or I am steering, promise me, Come with me, okay?

Xiao Qiao: You have to ride together to see the future.

63. Zhou Yu: This is the song I wrote for you. It will definitely fulfill all your wishes.

64. Sun Quan: What I want is never "thank you".

65. Sun Quan: Although I didn't say "I" to her. "I like you", but he did a hundred things to like her

66. Li Ru: Hey! I am Li Runee!

67. Sun Quan: (To Sun Shangxiang) You know that uncle Timid, afraid of death, suspicious, neurotic, obsessive-compulsive, persecutory, with a donkey personality, foul-mouthed and useless (my uncle was standing next to Sun Quan and Axiang at the time)

68. Xiao Qiao. : Jin, what do you like about me?

Zhou Yu: Reckless, rude, and thoughtless

Xiao Qiao: I hate it, but I don’t like it

Zhou Yu : I like it, I don’t know why, you can always express your emotions so naturally, you are very frank and not delicate and pretentious,

You don’t have to hide it, you can cry loudly or laugh loudly, I just like it Such you

69. Cao Cao, Zhuge Liang, Xiu: such and such, such and such, such and such, such and such.

70. Axiang: Be prepared, I am No matter what the reason is for us to separate, I will rely on you in this life...

Promise me not to be like my big brother and let me find you, okay?

Xiu: I will never let you find me. If I really can't come back, I'm gone. Before I disappear, I will definitely call SIMAN for you...

< p>71. Guan Yu: Third brother, you are no longer destined to be a woman, and you are going to die on the battlefield. This will only make people feel more sad! , being beaten to death means guilty, and being beaten to death means that the crime will not lead to death.

73. Zhang Fei: I am Zhang Lang (cockroach) who cannot be beaten to death.

King Arthur - "Shakespeare." It is said that a fun-filled trip will relax the tense mood of soldiers. "

King Arthur - "Shakespeare said that a successful liar does not have to rely on lying to survive because the people who are deceived all become his supporters. ”

Ma Chao——“Life is a pile of meat, death is a pile of soil.” "

Cao Cao - "Do your best to obey the destiny. "

Diao Chan - "We are all students, and the biggest conspiracy is cheating in exams. "

Xiu——"I believe that love can definitely change history. "

Cao Cao - "Nothing in this world is what it should be. ”

Ma Chao——“Handsome boys are the killers of masters, and beautiful girls are the killers of boys.” ”

Huang Zhong——“Just giving love has no results. "

Xiu - "Just do the right thing, the more you think about it, the scarier it becomes. "

Cao Cao - "Politics is indeed a clever trick. "

Dong Zhuo - "As the saying goes, if there is too much courtesy, there will be deception. ”

Cao Cao——“The world is very big, everything is possible, and the future is in our hands.” "

Cao Cao - "Peace talks are also one of the weapons. "

Zhou Yu - "Politics is about the balance of terror, and there is no permanent enemy in politics.

Cao Cao - "No matter how weird a personality is, there must be weaknesses!"< /p>

Feng Chu - "The enemy of my enemy is my friend."

Diao Chan - "The happiest thing for a woman is not only to be loved, but also to be loved by a good person.

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Sun Shangxiang——“Happiness is having a secret that only belongs to two people.” "

Sun Shangxiang - "What do you think is the only extraordinary opportunity for an ordinary person? The answer is - "Let's talk about an extraordinary love." "

Xiu——"Others say that when God closes a door, he will definitely open a window for you

Guan Yu——"If you feel the shadow, don't be afraid. That's because there is sunshine behind us. We brothers are the sunshine behind each other."

Teacher Donghan - "The person I love the most, what is the person we love the most? As for people, they are the people you most want to meet, see, smell, and touch."

Wang Yun - "It is best to rely on everyone to rely on yourself." It is well said that everyone who walks through will leave traces, everyone who lives will leave behind neighbors, and everyone who climbs will leave behind stairs.