1. With you, I forget to eat and sleep. Without you, I don’t think about food and drink. With you, my heart is concerned. Without you, I worry about gains and losses.

2. According to your birth date, you will definitely make a fortune in the near future. Please follow the tips immediately: get an explosive hairstyle, wear patched clothes, hold a stick in your right hand and a bowl in your left hand, walk along the street and Spell: OK, OK!

3. Except for the wind, no one will understand the sadness of this city; except for the rain, no one will see the end of this story; except for you, no one is worth letting me care about and follow. ;Dear, I want to say to you: It’s time to pay back the money!

4. Judging from your almond-shaped eyes, cherry mouth, curved eyebrows, slender hands, tall figure, charming curves, and pretty face, you must have had your whole body plastic surgery. Allow!

5. I can’t resist missing you, so I can only express my love through images. Don’t laugh at my obsession with you, just because of that wise saying: Since ancient times, no one has shit in life, so leave a photo as toilet paper. !

6. Thank you for being willing to listen to my complaints, because with you, I can get rid of all my unhappiness! Thank you for every minute and second you have walked with me. Because of you, my life is no longer lonely! Wangcai, I can no longer live without you in my life.

7. I have been your friend for so long. You have always cared about me, but I often cause you trouble. I really don’t know how to repay you. Therefore, I will definitely do anything in my next life. I will pull weeds for you to eat.

8. Next is the moment to witness the miracle. Press the down button once and you will smile; press it twice and you will giggle; press it three times and you will laugh happily; press it four times and congratulations, A fool is born!

9. What to do if you are thirsty? Go to the beach for a walk; what should you do if you are hungry? Let’s have hot pot and shabu-shabu; what to do if you don’t have money? Find a fool to lie to you; what should you do if you don’t have the guts? Go to the cemetery to practice; what if I miss you? So send a text message and give it a try.

10. Without Pangu who created the world, there would be no chance for apes to evolve; without oracle bones as stationery, history would be lifeless; without Daiyu and Baoyu, how could the Red Mansion be passed down for centuries? Without me sending you a message, who knew a pig could look at a cell phone?

11. Starting tomorrow, the city will decide to get rid of all the mentally handicapped young people who are ugly and detract from the appearance of the city! Pack your things quickly and go out to avoid the limelight. Don't tell anyone that I informed you. Remember! No need to say thank you!

12. When I met God that day, he promised me a wish. I said I wanted world peace, but he said it was too difficult to handle. I took out your photo and hoped that He would make you more beautiful. God took your photo and said, "Take the globe and let me take a look."

13. Men, be kind to your wife, be kind to your children, be filial to your parents, be loyal to your friends, be careful with your work, and be ruthless to yourself. After reading this Please hit your head with the phone in your hand!

14. You were dragging a pig shopping, looking very happy. I passed by and said with sympathy: "The quality of a person depends on who he is with." Before he finished speaking, he Look at that pig abandoning you with disdain!

15. You and I are both single-winged angels. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. It is said that people come to the world just to find their other half. I finally found you after all the hard work, but I found that Our wings are parallel to each other.

16. Occasional forgetfulness does not mean eternity. During the busy period, a faint longing lingers in my heart; during the lonely journey, please accept my sincere care and sincere blessings; I miss you, please ask me. Let’s eat!

17. From knowing you to this day, you should be very clear about your position in my heart. Except for you, everyone else is a pile of shit in my eyes, but you are different, because you are, two pieces of shit.

18. If being beautiful is a mistake, I have made a big mistake; if being smart is a sin, I have committed a heinous crime. Being a human being is really difficult. But you are fine, you are right and not guilty, I really envy you!

19. Top-secret document of the 16th National Congress: In order to improve the quality of the people, the State Council decided to eliminate a group of ugly and imbecile young people. You should pack your things and go out to avoid them. Don’t thank me, leave quickly and pay attention to safety!

20. The weather is hot and cold. In this season, I feel calm. I always miss you in the distance. I would like to raise a homing pigeon and let it fly to you every day, even if all it can do is to care about you. A simple action: shit on your head!