Last weekend, I went to see the movie Love with my friends, and I felt that some lines in it were classic. Excerpts are as follows: 1. Insurance and God. A tube before death; After the death of a tube, I can give you 365 touches a year, and each one does not exceed 1 yuan (there are such romantic and lasting people! Envy) 3. Get up earlier than the chicken, sleep later than the ghost, work harder than the cow, and eat worse than the pig (is the actor's life? ) 4. Without dignity, do whatever the director tells you to do. Sometimes I have to hit the wall myself-look at this eye, fake-look at this tooth-fake, too? -It's true, but the fall is almost fake. 5. Suit collar looks noble, bow and scrape, almost kneel, weekly assessment, which makes people collapse. On holidays, it is difficult for family members to meet (a bit like a true portrayal of insurance). 6. To show your face to the director, you should look at the camera. 7. Elder sister, you made a good choice.-Last time, the stock was not chosen correctly.-This time, you chose correctly. -And posture? -There is a lot of knowledge here. The first posture, with the big head down, has the highest mortality rate, but the death is too ugly. 9. My principle is that whoever gives me face, I will give him gold. 1. Going out to be honest. 11. Some people blink their eyes and some people sniffle. (sniffling) I'm not thinking about you, I'm tempted by you. 12. My principle is that real money is exchanged for truth, and lies are given to fake money. 13. Are you going to hire me as the manager of this store? -The manager can only sell it, and the proprietress can wear it casually. 14. Spend as much as you want. Do you want to know the amount of money inside? -I want to know your age.-32.-Is that all? -Part 15. I chase after you with Cupid's arrow of love, and you fly with a bulletproof vest.-So don't be too nice to me, I have no feelings for you.-It doesn't matter, I will feel it slowly. 16. There are a lot of weeds in the sea. Why don't you look for flowers? 17. Now that men and women are equal, why do you want men to pay alimony? Why did you get married? You wanted a man and a long-term meal ticket. What's the difference between this and long-term prostitution? Don't think I'm ugly. Everything I say is true. Don't think that if you give something in your marriage, you should get something, and men also give it, and it's no less than you. Screaming at the top of my lungs, I gave you my youth, and you have to compensate. This is a rude behavior over 4 years old. A woman can ask for alimony if she takes care of several children, but you don't even have a bigger belly when you follow him. Women always blame men for keeping mistresses, but it's sad to keep everyone. If you insist on asking for money, I can give it to you, but it's not alimony but severance pay. I'm devastated. Is there really such a lawyer? Don't I remember that it was not to persuade and not to persuade? Dizzy ~) 18. Tell the angel-how did you make people?-You can't blame the leader. Now there are too many people, and the quality of mass production is difficult to guarantee. 19. You have to imagine, take pictures, I am a painter, not a photographer. 2. When chasing thieves-you have to run professionally, and you have to be a thief when you run so slowly. -I can't do it.-I can play football. 21. Why don't you like personal interaction?-Man is the ugliest and most incompetent animal in the world. Can't run fast, can't dive or fly. Wear clothes when you are cold, turn on the air conditioner when you are hot, and use tools for everything. I wanted you to talk so much at that time. Aren't you still a person? Really. ) 22. It is not news that pigs eat people these days. It is news that they have been married for ten years without divorce. 23. I would rather be arrogant and moldy than humble in love. 24. Xiao Er, bring me two pounds of true love and take it out to feed the dog. What is marriage? It's the grave of love-marriage is the grave of love, so without marriage, it's come to a bad end. 25. Whose company went public, and now all the public toilets are listed. Then can you speak more environmentally friendly? 26. (Scold the person who made melamine milk powder) You are an evolutionary incomplete living body, an alien with gene mutation, a murderer who blocked a septic tank, a chimpanzee with imbalance of yin and yang, a superorganism living with cockroaches, a semi-plant with decaying vitality, a living dinosaur that degenerates three times a day, and raw materials that are repeatedly destroyed by the universe. On the keyboard you touched, even the amoeba can't live, and the saliva you spit out is worse than. (It's really amazing to use this curse.) 27. It doesn't matter if you're not of the same generation, but you're afraid you're not of the same kind. (Johnny argues that age is not a problem) 28. They all say that my name is Zhang Ting. All the stocks I told them to buy were daily limit. Later, when my dad came, the stock market crashed, because I called him "dad" every day, and he called me "court" and "limit". (David said about stock trading) 29. Show your face, find a director, stand out and rely on the camera. I just realized that it is not enough to have a relationship with the director, but also with photography. I was so close to the camera when I got on the horse Xiaogang's "Assembly". Later, I watched it many times in the cinema and still couldn't see me, only to find that I didn't have anything to do with the fireworks. I only saw the fireworks in the camera, but I didn't see me. How deep do you think this acting is? (Alec Su, a madman in the draft) 3. People are afraid of being a famous pig and being strong, while men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat. If you are not fat, I am rich. This is the foundation. 31. Pretend to be angry, continue tomorrow, and carry the romance to the end. 32. Take an orange and run away [English homonym of "Knowledge is power"] 33. You can refuse me, and don't refuse youth. (Doctor's proposal) 34 You have a good "Kaifeng dish". {What Kaifeng dish? }, just an old man with a white beard, it says KFC, you can't blame our leader, as long as something is mass-produced, the quality can't be guaranteed (the Shandong angel played by Huang Bo is very funny)