If you want to persuade people to drink less

Drinking, sex and wealth are the four walls. Drinking, sex and wealth are charming. If you can jump out of the wall, you will live forever

Qian , do it, do it, just do it, what should I do with the liver? Little darling, when you come back, don’t tell me that the liver wants me to touch it and hit you

A patient in the hospital drank too much and was hospitalized. Today, the nurse took advantage of the I had some wine secretly, but unexpectedly the nurse saw her and said, "Be careful with your liver." The patient smiled and said, "Baby!"

A text message to advise people to drink less

New Year Arrive, have a big meal, drink less, eat more vegetables, if you can’t reach them, stand up, someone will respect you, act like a fool, you can’t eat, take it back!

Wife: “You rarely drink at work, why? Do you have to drink hard at home?" Husband: "I heard that wine can strengthen your courage, otherwise, I will be scared to death by you!"

My wife has told me during the holidays to drink less and eat more vegetables; Don’t take your mahjong winnings home with you, miss. If you don’t listen to the advice and continue to behave badly, I will find a husband to make you mad.

Drink less, eat more vegetables, and stand still if you can’t reach them. Get up; talk less, talk more. Avoid right and wrong, laugh; spend less, get more benefits, and come back early to be happy! It’s better to earn more and spend less!

Dear Dad: Pay attention to your health. Smoking and drinking less, your health is my greatest happiness! Dad, wait for me to come back!

My wife has given instructions when going out, so follow the instructions when going out to drink: drink less, eat more vegetables, stand up if you can't reach them. Get up, someone is showing off, and if you can’t eat it, take it back.

Dad: This is a text message I sent. Please drink less when you eat. "Do you want to drink more?" Happy Labor Day

1. As long as the relationship is good, you can drink as much as you can

You can expand and say: "Nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine roses cannot complete a love." Only emotion is not enough. Just use roses to gather it. Therefore, as long as the relationship is good, drink as much as you can. I don't want our feelings to be mixed with so much 'moisture'. Although I drank a little, this little bit was a drop of strong love. Everything is love!"

2. As long as the love is in place, you will be intoxicated even if you don't drink.

You try saying this: "Be with someone you don't like. Drinking is a kind of pain; drinking with someone you like is a kind of touching. When we come together, it shows that our feelings are in place. As long as the emotions are in place, you can still be intoxicated without drinking.

3. As long as you have feelings, whatever you drink is wine

If you really can’t drink alcohol, you might as well convince the other person to use drinks or tea instead of alcohol. You ask him: "Do we have feelings?" He will answer: "You!" You follow the trend and say: "As long as there is feelings, everything you drink is wine. What is feelings? Feelings are understanding, long live understanding!" You then say Tea instead of wine, express your gratitude.

4. If you have shallow feelings, even if you drink a big bowl; if you have deep feelings, even if you lick it

Thousands of words can be said on the wine table, but they all boil down to one word: "drink". For example: "If you don't drink this glass of wine, you must think I'm ugly." For example: "If you have deep feelings, swallow it in one gulp; if you have shallow feelings, lick it." The person who persuades the drinker compares the amount of drinking with the person's beauty and ugliness and the depth of his feelings. Torn into a piece. You can refute their connection: "If the depth of feelings is directly proportional to the amount of drinking, a glass of wine is not enough to express our deep feelings. We should jump into the wine vat, because our friendship for many years is as deep as the sea. In fact, , If you have shallow feelings, even if you drink a big bowl; If you have deep feelings, even if you lick it.”

5. In order not to hurt my feelings, I drink; in order not to hurt my body, I drink a little.

He advises you: "Drink! If you drink emotional iron, you will bleed! It is better to hurt your body than to hurt your feelings; it is better to drink a hole in your stomach and intestines than to let your feelings crack!" This is an irrational performance. You can answer like this: " We must consume rationally and drink rationally. "Leave half awake and half drunk, at least I will be with you in my dreams." I am a person who does not want to hurt my body or emotions. Without the body, there is no way to express feelings; Emotions are like zombies! In order not to hurt my feelings, I drink; in order not to hurt my body, I drink a little.”

6. In this happy moment, let’s do multiple-choice questions!

Let’s open up our minds a bit, and here comes a way to refuse drinking. If he wants to express his love and affection for you through wine, you say: "When you are happy, you can do multiple-choice questions. To express your love and affection, you can: A. Hug, B. Hold hands, C. Drink, choose one first. I If you respect you, I will let you choose; if you respect me, you should dazzle me. Now, I choose A. Hug, okay?"

7. A gentleman speaks but does not use his hands.

He wants you to drink a toast. If you don't have any "difficulties", please come to the urn. You ask him: "Are you willing to be a gentleman or a villain? Please answer this question first." If he says "You are willing to be a gentleman", you can say "The friendship between gentlemen is as light as water" and replace the wine with tea. Or say, "A gentleman talks but doesn't do anything. You drink with your mouth." Invite him to drink. If he says, "I'm willing to be a villain," you say, "I don't drink with villains." Then sit down with a smile, and he will do the same. Nothing can be done.

In short, there are many ways to say no to drinking, and there are many ways to resist drinking. You must adapt to circumstances and "stop them when soldiers come." In the drinking culture, there are both words to encourage drinking and words to refuse drinking. Even if you don’t have the capacity to drink, you can still handle the situation with ease in social circles with your wit and eloquence.

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