I am an out-and-out little person, so making little people is my task.
2 There is only a thin line between happiness and pain. So I always occupy the latrine and watch others anxiously circling outside to experience the happiness of my own life.
3 I am good at using a golden sword, and you are good at using a shining silver sword. So people in the world call me Golden Sword and call you "slutty".
4 "Principle" is the interests of the "king" family, and "emotion" is the "green" color of the human heart when it is not mature.
5 After testing your IQ, the judgment will be clearly made on the machine's display screen. "My parents are close relatives"
6 "You are really a princess!" "Great! I'm worried that my sow can't find pig breeders!"
7? Grandpa He said to me, "If I were your father, I would have shot you against the wall." I said to my grandfather, "If I were you, I would have shot my father against the wall. Then it would not be his turn to shoot me."< /p>
8 Only those who fall in love for the first time will hide love in their hearts.
9 Little B’s father said to his newly born son, “We are both equally shameless (toothless). Why doesn’t your mother give me half of the milk.”
10 The kindergarten teacher taught us. If I can't do something, I will never help others do it.
11 The motivation for people to live is to say to themselves "tomorrow will definitely be better than today" every day.
12 The ending of love is usually: "Oh, love!"
13 It doesn’t matter if you look like a leper. What matters is that you call yourself a prince when you meet everyone.
14 Your father is so talented that he named your second brother Erpao. I’ll name your fourth brother Si Pao.
15 I had ideals when I was in elementary school. When I was in middle school, my ideals turned into dreams. When I was in college, my dreams turned into fantasies. Life after college is the best for us now. Just think more.
16 If we don’t have the ability to be a good person, then we definitely have the ability not to be a bad person.
17 Don’t think of my tolerance as condoning you. .
18 If your IQ can be higher, then you can consider letting Bajie accept you as his disciple.
19 If you lie with a pig, I will not care about you except for your appearance. It’s hard to find the difference between you.
20 “Master, if you don’t think about me, you should think about us.”
21 “Dear, don’t let me. Get out of here, okay? I'm afraid that one day I roll out of the service area and you won't find me.
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