"History of the Ninja" - The Chronicles of the Itachi God

Uchiha Itachi, literally paralyzed, nicknamed Half-Senior, is blind and disabled, has cerebral palsy and is good at pretending.

When he was young, he tried to control his younger brother, killed his parents and destroyed the clan, and his idol was already revealed.

Weasel fans have a poem praising: Killing the father and killing the mother has achieved a magical feat, and the whole clan has to be inferior to an insect. It can achieve great achievements when it is just born, and it should be divided into lonely and poor

As it grows up, Under Madara's tutelage, the third person who was almost blind and achieved the technique was called Amaterasu Tsuki-no-o.

Itachi has already mastered the art of getting close to the gods, so he named it after the gods of Japan.

After the skill was completed, Itachi looked at himself and said to Kisame, "Same has been around for a long time, so he must know it." The hero of the world. If anyone has it, please tell me.

Same said: Samemoto Kiri-nin is a hero who does not care about worldly affairs, but there is something unknown about him. Weasel said: I have heard its name even if I don’t know it, so I would like to talk about it in secular terms.

Same said: There is a person named "Doctor" who can do thousands of arts; another person named "Golden Flash" can reverse time and space instantly. These two people are powerful in the ninja world and have led Konoha for three generations and four generations. Can Dai be a hero?

Weasel said: One or two are not in my Dharma eyes, so why are three or four?

Shark said: The spots of the perfect kaleidoscope, the pen of the eye of samsara, the pillars of dawn, these two are the How?

Weasel said: Spot is a timid and timid man who is always quick to make plans; Payne cherishes his life when doing great things, but forgets his life when he sees small gains; people with scabies are not heroes

< p> Shark said: The Sage of Six Paths, the originator of ninja, can he be a hero?

Itachi smiled and said: There are dead bones in the grave. If you encounter me, you will have to kill them in seconds

Shark said: How about Gaara, Tsunade, Eight-Tails, Sasuke and others? ?

Both Itachi and Weasel fans clapped and laughed and said: "Such mediocre people are of no concern. Why can't I, Amaterasu, read the moon in seconds? The one who defeats me must be the Mangekyō Sharingan!" Shark retreated without a word.

Amaterasu was the black fire, and Itachi was trapped in Jiraiya and the toad's intestines, so he opened a dog hole and hid in it. They were all afraid, and after hearing Jiraiya's name, they didn't dare to cry at night

There is a poem to prove it: He gathered his troops and horses and left in a hurry, thinking about his life in the toad. He broke through the stomach wall to escape the rats, and suddenly opened the toad and walked away. Turtle insect.

Moon reader, illusion, when the third generation died, the weasel Kisame returned to Konoha, roaring from east to west, flying from north to south, causing an uproar and frightening people, even the chickens and dogs could not rest in peace. Kakashi and Itachi were secretly delighted, and wanted to use Tsukuyomi to open their mouths, but when Akai arrived, Itachi was shocked, eyes wide open, and turned to the east. When the Six Paths generation Pain heard this, they were all amazed and did not dare to cover their reincarnation eyes. Those who have been away from Itachi for several years are afraid of Tsukiyomi and do not have Sharingan.

One day it was cloudy and rain was approaching, so Sasuke wanted to hold an umbrella to watch the Itachi god summon Susan. The man died before his umbrella could reach his eyes. Sasuke cried and said: "This is a truly magical skill, I can't compare with it." Madara heard this and said: "Oh, Itachi is dead!"

The three great useless moves are done. Itachi Mi said: It can be called the Itachi God.

With these three techniques, Itachi Mi is in a state of confusion and competes with other ninjas all day long. Even Madara Jiraiya, the Six Path Pain generation, dare not compete with him. To rival Sun Wukong, Buddha, and Jesus, he was instantly killed. For a time, the Weasel God was unparalleled in the universe, and he became the Three Saints with the Great Emperor Pan.

First, Weasel God was deeply fascinated by Weasel God. The behavior is so, they are trying to imitate it and exterminate the whole family, or say: Why is this?

The weasel fans all looked at it and said: "You know what it is about the overall situation."

After hearing about it, I got better. Sad, the proverb goes: The weasel fan is mentally retarded. I have always doubted it, but now that I see it, I still believe it.

Wow, I know that people are so mentally retarded, so I say it, how can anyone gain IQ if they are obsessed with desire?