There are many kinds of love. One is that you want to hold hands with him and walk on the street or in the supermarket while you cook and watch TV and pick up food for each other. You are together, spinning around like a donkey, grinding time into powder, then kneading dough with the powder, making buns, dumplings and noodles, eating them, feeling full and satisfied. There is another way, which is to look from a distance and use a little weak imagination to put a touch of lipstick on these darkening years.

100 love quotes for men and women

1. Women should have plump breasts; men should have plump pockets.

2. When a man falls in love with a woman, he will write poetry; after a woman falls in love with a man, she will dream.

3. Women tend to yearn for men; men tend to yearn for women.

4. A woman’s specialty is acting like a baby; a man’s specialty is lying.

5. Men talk more after drinking; women talk more after marriage.

6. Men were created by God according to the needs of the world; women were created by God according to the needs of men.

7. A woman kissing a man is considered a blessing; a man kissing a woman is considered a blessing.

8. When a woman is desperate, she will marry a man; when a man is desperate, a woman will divorce him.

9. A smart woman will marry a man who loves her as a wife; a stupid woman will marry a man she loves as a wife.

10. When being a lover, a woman will make a man feel distressed; when being a wife, a woman will give a man a headache.

11. Men like to put out bait to catch love, while women like to watch for love at all costs.

12. A man who swears by a woman is ridiculous; a man who makes money for a woman is cute.

13. If a man files for divorce, it is often because he no longer likes his wife; if a woman files for divorce, it is often because her husband no longer likes her.

14. If a woman insists on being single, people will think there is something wrong with her; if a man insists on being single, people will think he is ambitious.

15. Women insist on being single because they can’t find a good partner, and men insist on being single because they can’t find a good partner.

16. Women are accustomed to betting on love; men are accustomed to betting on marriage.

17. Women can tolerate unhappy marriages, but not unhappy love; men can tolerate unhappy love, but cannot stand unhappy marriages.

18. Behind a melancholy woman there must be an unhappy love; behind a haggard man there must be an unhappy marriage.

19. Women remarry just to be angry; men remarry just to try their luck.

20. Men are the stupidest in love; women are the most beautiful in love.

21. A woman’s good looks make a man fall in love quickly; a man’s sweet words make a woman happy to be pulled in love.

22. A man pursues a woman as if separated by a mountain; a woman pursues a man as if separated by a layer of paper.

23. A man can often catch the woman he likes; but a woman can often not get the man she loves.

24. A woman always hopes that she is his last woman; a man always hopes that he is her first man.

25. Men will become stronger when they fall in love; women will become more delicate when they fall in love.

26. For women, cosmetics are confidence; for men, cosmetics are illusions.

27. Men are extremely smart when they are in love; women are extremely stupid when they are in love.

28. The way a man tests a woman is to fly far away; the way a woman tests a man is to be late for a date.

29. Men fall in love for the sake of marriage; women marry for the sake of love.

30. A woman’s happiness lies in: he really loves me; a man’s happiness lies in: she is worthy of my love.

31. When men fall in love, they want to make complicated processes simple; when women fall in love, they like to make simple things complicated.

32. Men’s passion is a kind of fun; women’s passion is a kind of degradation.

33. When a man chooses a woman, he focuses on his face; when a woman chooses a man, she focuses on her wallet.

34. Men fall in love because they have nothing to do; women fall in love because they are driven by curiosity.

35. Men hope that their girlfriends will experience as little as possible; women hope that their boyfriends will experience as many as possible.

36. Men use their eyes when they fall in love; women use their hearts when they fall in love.

37. Men’s eyes rely on radiation; while women’s hearts rely on conduction.

38. Men will have a sense of accomplishment when they have a lover, and women will feel a sense of guilt when they have a lover.

39. Men become pitiful after falling in love; women become neurotic after falling in love.

40. When a woman is in love, she longs for her partner to expose her soul; when a man is in love, she longs for her partner to bare her body.

41. Men become bad when they are rich, and women become rich when they become bad.

42. Men lie as a habit, women lie as a need.

43. When a man pursues a woman, he attacks quickly and violently, but the result is often clear after the rain; when a woman pursues a man, she penetrates slowly, but it can penetrate a stone.

44. A man’s way to test a woman is to fly far away; a woman’s way to test a man is to be late for a date.

45. Men are like peaches, soft on the outside but hard on the inside, so eat slowly and bite slowly; women are like eggs, hard on the outside but soft on the inside, so handle with care.

46. Men have affairs because they are impulsive; women have affairs because they are bored.

47. A woman’s beautiful face is the “enchantment soup” that makes men fall to her knees; a man’s sweet words are the “killer trump card” that makes women fall into his arms.

48. Men have nothing to say when they are in pain, but women can say anything when they are angry.

49. When men chase women, thick-skinned ones have an advantage over thin-skinned ones; when women chase men, pretty faces have an advantage over ugly faces.

50. Women are anxious when men do not make money; women regret when men make money.

51. The poorest men don’t bargain when buying groceries; the richest women also have to bargain when buying groceries.

52. Men are often looked down upon by women because of their weakness, while women often win the sympathy of men with their tears.

53. Men want to be a woman’s first love; women want to be a man’s last lover.

54. Men are like aged wine, which become more and more precious as time goes by; women are like fresh milk, which have a short shelf life.

55. A woman who is too beautiful makes men lose their desire; a man who is too rich makes women feel insecure.

56. Women feel empty when they lose love; men feel tired when they gain love.

57. Men are afraid of being called young; women are afraid of being called old.

58. Women use makeup to cover up their appearance; men use pretending to be deep to cover up their content.

59. A woman’s youth represents a value; while a man’s youth represents superficiality.

60. A man kissing a woman is a recovered loan; a woman kissing a man is an investment released.

61. A woman’s tenderness is a trap; a man’s depth is an empty house.

62. Men like to show off his brave pursuit; women like to show off her rational rejection.

63. If a man sheds tears, people will think he is weak; if a woman sheds tears, people will feel pity.

64. Behind every successful man, there is the support of a woman; behind every successful woman, there is the support of a bunch of men.

65. Men are eager to talk to women about their difficulties; women are willing to listen to men show off their success.

66. In language, women are like funnels and men are like containers; in life, men are like funnels and women are like containers.

67. The most embarrassing thing for a man is when his wife gets drunk and pesters his friends; the most embarrassing thing for a woman is when her husband’s friends get drunk and pester her.

68. Women’s expectations for men rise faster than prices; men’s feelings for women become stronger than the stock market.

69. Men are the price of women; women are the trademark of men. Selected from: Famous Aphorisms (www.geyanw.com)

70. A man’s passport is his ability; a woman’s passport is her face.

71. Women hope that love will always be on the way; men hope that love will come home in one step.

72. The way for a man to get love is to attack quickly and embrace the flame of love while burning; the way for a woman to get love is to penetrate slowly and then taste the fragrance of love in peace.

73. Men fall in love because they attack rashly; women fall in love because they cannot dodge.

74. Men are prone to hyperopia when they are in love; women are prone to myopia when they are in love.

75. Women love to talk in their sleep; men love to swear.

76. Men dare to make any promises; women dare to ask for anything.

77. A man is a woman’s whole world; a woman is a man’s moon.

78. A man’s personality is redundant; a woman’s mind is redundant.

79. A man’s initiative to kiss a woman is an unexpected event; a woman’s initiative to kiss a man is a premeditated event.

80. Men devote themselves selflessly; women devote themselves selflessly.

81. Men look forward to the fruits when the flowers bloom; women think about the falling leaves during the flowering season.

82. When a group of women get together, they will discuss appearance issues; when a group of men get together, they will discuss wealth issues.

83. Women are left with wounds after falling out of love; while men are left with calluses after falling out of love.

84. Women like to hear men say that another woman is ugly; men like to hear women say that another man is a failure.

85. It is a man’s sorrow for a woman to realize her beauty; it is a woman’s happiness for a man to realize his talent.

86. A woman is full of fantasy when she is gentle; a man is full of desire when he is gentle.

87. When a man is in love, it means being rich and moving toward maturity; when a woman is in love, it means being innocent and sliding into the abyss.

88. A woman’s love is like walking into nature; a man’s love is like walking into a basement.

89. A man’s love is like a walk in his spare time; a woman’s love is like searching for a lost key.

90. When a man is in love, he wants nothing from the other person; when a woman is in love, she wants nothing from the other person.

91. It is difficult for a man to sleep with a woman for the first time, but it becomes easier and easier in the future; it is easy for a woman to sleep with a man for the first time, but it becomes increasingly difficult in the future.

92. A man wants to divorce his wife after he makes money; a man wants to divorce his wife when he cannot make money.

93. When women comfort women, they often say that they are miserable; when men comfort men, they often say that another man is miserable.

94. The man that women hate most is Chen Shimei; the woman that men like most is Pan Jinlian.

95. Before marriage, a man borrows money and wants a woman to eat well; after marriage, a woman borrows money and wants a man to eat well.

96. When a man has an affair, his work becomes busier and busier; when a woman has an affair, the food she cooks becomes saltier.

97. When a woman says "hate" to you, it means she likes you; when a man says "hate" to you, he really hates you.

98. Women are kind because they are stupid; men are stupid because they are kind.

99. Men ruthlessly treat their first love as a disposable drink, throwing it away after satisfying their desire; women affectionately treat their first love as the milk that nourishes adults, savoring his aftertaste throughout their lives.

100. Women have the urge to change their husbands before the age of forty; men have the urge to change their wives after the age of forty.