1. Brother, if your brother dies one day, you must remember to burn beautiful girls for him!
2. Yesterday I saw on TV that smoking causes sudden death. It scared me and made me tremble. Then I gritted my teeth and stamped my feet and made up my mind to never watch TV again!
3. A colleague in the company bought a cup with the words "I want a salary increase" printed on it. Every time we have a meeting, he must put these words in the direction of the boss. Finally one day, the boss himself bought it
4. The manager said to him: Give you a sentence, and I will decide whether you stay or go. The man was stunned for a moment, and then sang: You are the most beautiful cloud in my heart, let me throw you with my heart
5. If someone throws stones at you, don’t be angry, throw back a bouquet of flowers magnanimously , together with the vase.
6. If nothing happens, classmates will gather together and break up a pair to become a pair.
7. People open the book before taking the exam to review. Damn, I opened the book and it was like previewing!
8. Someone asked: What words do your friends say to you that usually move you? I thought for a while and said: I'd better pay.
9. There are two things that you cannot learn in this life. This won't happen, that won't happen.
10. Where would a top student come from without a bad student? Nowadays, the safety of top students depends entirely on our bad students! ! !
11. In the dead of night, I often ask myself whether I was right or wrong when I decided to come to Earth.
12. Zi Nu: Why? The husband said: There is a mirror in front of you.
Thirteen, why are you different from others! Others let go as soon as they were ironed and I said: My teacup is expensive!
14. I am a very principled person. My principle only has three words. It depends on my mood!
15. I know that I am a suave person, and I am a little more chic. Yin Qianxian's "Gu Jian Qi Tan"
16. How many people once admired your appearance when you were young? Who can withstand the ruthless changes of the years? How many people have been in your life, and you still know that I will be with you all my life. Shuimu Nianhua "With You in My Life"
17. If I can't give it to you I will give you my best if you want it
18. Being fat means being unruly, but being thin means being restrained. "The realization of how painful it is to regret"
19. As long as you want it, as long as I have it, as long as I am still there, as long as you look back
20. Wait quietly, wait It's dawn, actually, I'm insomnia
21. Some people went to Xiamen to see the sea, some went to Thailand to worship Buddha, some went to Sanya to swim, some went to Saibei to see the snow, and some went to Yunnan to escape the summer heat. Damn, I'm fighting against the Japanese in Beijing (it was so hot the past few days...)
22. If you are pure, the world will become transparent
20 3. In fact, the teacher was wrong from the beginning. Because we don’t sleep in class because we sleep dark at night. But we slept in the dark when we fell asleep in class!
Twenty-four, young man, you are so lucky to have met me. It seems that your ancestors have accumulated a lot of bad virtues.
25. The alarm clock only wakes up my body, but cannot wake up my sleeping heart.
26. If you have thick legs, you should wear school pants; if you are ugly, you should study more.
27. I used funny language to build a wall in my heart.
28. Who said the instant noodle partner is ham sausage? I think it is a TV.
29. Today, I went to fish for QQ drift bottles and fished one, but it collapsed! Have another bottle.
Thirty, you have little wings on your back, in human words - -, you fly! Sentences to impress girls: As long as you want it, as long as I have it
1. If you really love someone, you should try your best to make him happy. When he is happy, you will be happy, and then both parties will have passion.
2. We can forget everything in this world, but love is an exception.
3. You can use any method to get love, but maintaining love requires wisdom.
4. As long as you want it, as long as I have it.
5. Men and women are matched, so work is not tiring. Because in front of the opposite sex, men always like to show their masculine side. This is how you look like a man, so machismo is sometimes necessary.
6. It doesn’t matter if you fall in love with someone whose living habits are very different. You should be cautious about getting married and think about whether you can tolerate each other’s differences for a long time.
7. When asking whether the other person is a virgin, think about whether you are a virgin. If so, you can do it. If not, why should you?
8. Give up on you for the next life!
9. Listen, the whole world is yours, and you are mine.
10. If there are setbacks in love, the love will become deeper and deeper.
11. If you fall in love with someone, please, please treat him tenderly. No matter how long or short the time you love each other is, if you can always treat each other tenderly, Wait, then, all moments will be a kind of flawless beauty.
12. Some people always complain that they can’t find anyone. It doesn’t matter once or twice. If there are too many, there will be problems. First of all, you have to examine whether you have any problems. If not, then you have to examine Take a look at your own vision, why do you always encounter bad guys every time?
13. Do you love him? Love tells him why he has to hide the pain of longing deep in his heart. Are you afraid that your appearance, status, or status will not match yours? Don't be afraid, loving someone is beautiful.
14. Some people say that once a man changes his mind, even nine oxen can't bring him back. Could it be that if a woman changes her heart, even nine oxen can bring her back? There are only physical differences between men and women, and the psychological aspects are similar.
15. If you have to separate, say goodbye properly and be grateful in your heart for giving you a memory.
16. What is charm? Charm is not about beauty. Beautiful women may not necessarily attract me. I only like dignified and elegant women. So you don't have to worry about not being pretty enough.
17. Men are not bad and women are not loving. This bad does not mean being vicious, selfish or heartless. Rather, it refers to glib words and sweet words. Generally, good men think that talking about love is a sign of glibness, frivolity and disgustingness, so they are unwilling to do it. It's wrong to say this to others, but to your own wife, you should be more glib. Why can't I be a man with a soft heart and a smooth mouth?
18. When a girl falls in love with a man, she will never see his shortcomings.
19. The best revenge is not to destroy the other person, nor to destroy yourself, but to live happier and happier than him.
20. First love makes people happy Unforgettable and wonderful. Why? It's not because he or she is beautiful or handsome, nor because what you can't get is good, but because when people first fall in love, their hearts are extremely pure, they have no selfish thoughts, and they only know how to love each other with everything they have. And the love in the future will not be so pure and flawless. Innocence is the most precious thing in the world. It is she we long for.
21. My wife and mother fell into the river. I saved my mother first, because it was my mother who gave me life, and I couldn’t find any reason to leave her alone. If my wife is not rescued, I can bury her with her and continue our love in the tomb.
22. Sometimes what cannot be kept is what truly belongs to us.
23. Even if you cannot treat someone kindly, it is still kindness, but the illusion is thin. No matter how intense it is, it is still just a firework, leaving nothing but cold dust on the ground.
24. Don’t those who don’t shed tears use another form of crying?
25. The leader arranged a blind date, and he said: You are not allowed to go, stay with me at home.
26. At that time, love had not had time to fade away, but the heart was already old.
27. There is really nothing that is so perfect that it is worth holding on to with our lives.
Twenty-eight. Love originally has no name. What you wait for before meeting is its name. Classic love quotes about love by Xi Murong
Twenty-nine. A man Whether he can give you a sense of security does not depend on his height at all, but on his heart height. I have seen many tall and useless men. I have also seen short but high-spirited men. A man must be proud and arrogant to be like a man. Of course, the premise is to be talented.
Thirty. It is a very common saying to pursue the opposite sex that you admire. In fact, if the other person doesn't like you, it's useless no matter how much you chase him. If the other person likes you, there's no need to go out of his way to chase him. Maybe one day he will be moved by your sincerity, but most of them will break up in the end. Because love is not touching, you are not his ideal partner. Even if he accepts you for a while, he will still leave you when he meets the one he likes in the future. Of course, for someone who likes you, you still need to put some effort into pleasing him, because this way it feels like a date and is romantic.
31. Don’t show off to him if you don’t love him anymore. Showing off to him just means that you still care about his thoughts and you still miss him. When he sees this embarrassment, he will only believe it. You never forgot him.
Thirty-two. Once upon a time, there was a boy and a girl. The boy said to the girl that if I had porridge for one night, I would give half of it to you. When the girl grew up, she got married, but she always thought of the boy's words, and she felt that that was the love of her life.
Thirty-three, the greatest act of secret love is to fulfill it. You don’t love me, but I will fulfill you. Real secret love is a career. Don't give up just because he is far away from you. If you don't have this sentiment, don't believe in secret love easily.
Thirty-four, you are not allowed to bully him! Only I can do that in the whole world! QQ talk about mood phrases: happiness is as long as you want it, as long as I have it
1. It’s my fault that I can’t give you happiness, but whoever makes you unhappy, I’ll fucking chop him up
2. Forgetting is very painful. It was so in the past and it is so today.
However, the pain in the past was because I could not remember it, but the pain today is because I was afraid that I would not be able to forget it.
3. Love, this is not one heart beating another heart, but the spark of two hearts striking together.
4. I know you work hard, so I send you my blessings. I understand your fatigue at work, and I send you my comfort. I hope: my blessings will take away your hard work, and I hope my comfort will take away your pain. tired. Sincerely wish you happiness every day.
5. Love is not about asking, but about giving.
6. I don’t allow you to have style rather than warmth. Wear more clothes. You will catch a cold when it’s cold. No matter what you wear, you are always the most beautiful in my eyes!
7. What is the completion of love? If marriage is the completion of love, then what is divorce? Love is completed when I begin to love someone.
8. Your birth brings me hope, and I hope to bring you happiness.
9. Flowers can bloom again; youth will never come again; cherish your youth; strive for your future! You have your ability; you have your genius; plus your efforts, it is yours The future! I wish you all the best in your work and life!
Before the age of ten or thirty, the ideal woman who believed in men was a romantic woman; after the age of thirty, she still believes in it
11. If I didn’t love you, I wouldn’t miss you, I wouldn’t be jealous of the opposite sex around you, I wouldn’t lose my self-confidence and fighting spirit, and I wouldn’t be in pain. It would be great if I could stop loving you.
12. Just listen to me, why are you asking so many questions
13. I am only alive when I am with you. When I am alone, I am alive. Even the brightest sun has lost its brilliance!
14. When you think you have been abandoned, it is actually the other person who suffers the loss: because he has lost someone who really likes him, and you have just lost someone who doesn't like you.
15. Every love has to experience expectations and disappointments, hesitations and affirmations, smiles and heartbreaks. It doesn't matter if you cry, as long as you smiled once and miss him afterwards, then? You still love this person and then create something new. There is no kind of love that does not require repeated verification.
16. A person always has to take a strange road, see strange scenery, listen to strange songs, and then at an inadvertent moment, you will find that you have tried so hard to forget. Things are really forgotten.
17. The breath of flowers and rain is lingering, and what is stopping in our hearts is the warm current of love for each other. There is no need to doubt the authenticity of the feeling, that lightning-fast love has made me feel close to you. With you by my side! The moment the meteor streaked across the sky.
18. Love is a lamp, friendship is a shadow. When the lamp goes out, you will find that you are surrounded by shadows. Friends are people who can give you strength in the end.
19. A person can fall in love with many people in his life. After you get the happiness that truly belongs to you, you will understand that the pain together is actually a kind of wealth, which allows you to learn to be better. To grasp and cherish the people you love.
20. As long as you want it, as long as I have it
21. It’s not that I don’t want you to know my existence, but I don’t expect love to come to me. Sometimes Think about it, we are animals in different waters. Although I admire the beauty of your world, as soon as I get close to you in the shallow water, I will be drowned in the deep water.
22. Just wait, one day you will be my grandson’s grandma!
23. When you miss someone, you don’t have to see them every day, you don’t have to possess or destroy each other. It’s not that you miss them day and night, but you think of them several times a day. Worry about him when you can't hear his voice. When a person is away from home, he will miss the time spent with him.
24. For men, love is just an external thing, but for women, it is the whole life.
25. When the leader arranged a blind date, he said: You are not allowed to go, stay with me at home.
26. Hope and trust are the tails of lizards. Even if they are cut off, they are still there. It will grow back.
27. It is better to fail at something you like than to succeed at something you hate.
28. If you like someone, there will be no pain. Loving someone may cause long-term pain, but the happiness they give me is also the greatest happiness in the world.
29. We put down our dignity, personality, and stubbornness just because we can’t let go of one person.
Thirty. Many people yearn for crystal love, which is crystal clear and without any flaws. What more people have is glass-like love that is equally transparent but easily broken.
Thirty-one, a little bit of love, a little bit of love, a text message that conveys love, a successful career, a smooth work, and endless blessings and greetings. I hope you will be in a good mood every day, keep saving money every day, and be happy and smiling throughout your life! Wish you happiness!
32. When your heart is really hurting and tears are about to flow down, then quickly look up and look at the sky that once belonged to us; it is still so beautiful that day The vastness, the clouds are still so free and unrestrained, then you shouldn't cry, because my departure did not take away your world.
Thirty-three. Parting and reunion are dramas that are constantly being staged in life. Once you get used to them, you will no longer be sad.
34. What does it feel like to be deeply loved by the person you love? What would that look like? For those who want to answer immediately, you have to know how happy you are. Although I keep insisting that unrequited love is also a kind of love, I can't make a sound with just one hand.
35. If one day we meet again on the road, and I tell you: I am very happy now. I must be pretending
Thirty-six, two people are in love, longing for infinitely sweet kisses. But why do we use our kissing mouths to hurt each other during an argument? Whenever I'm depressed, confused, and exhausted, all I can do is give myself a kiss.
37. I love you, not because of who you are, but because I like the feeling of being with you.
Thirty-eight, I need him, just like I need to breathe air.
Thirty-nine, love is like wealth, it depends on the wheel of fortune, it is always in violent ups and downs.
Forty. When tomorrow turns into today and yesterday, and finally becomes a day that is no longer important in memory, we suddenly find that we have been pushed forward by time without knowing it. It’s not the illusion that we are moving forward when crossing adjacent trains in a stationary train, but that we are actually growing and becoming another self in this matter. Beautiful and romantic love story: As long as you are still there, as long as I still love you.
1. A true friend is someone who sees you through and still stays with you
2. The merry-go-round is the most beautiful thing A cruel game, chasing each other but with an eternal distance.
3. I’m really sorry for getting closer? The road to the heart needs to be cut through thorns, so don’t get close?
4. Don’t cry, the bird will turn into an angel and always protect you, just like I will Just like I am always with you.
5. You can smoke, but don’t be a bitch. You can be a bitch, but don’t look for it.
6. Youth means constant farewells and constant reunions.
7. Those things that make you cry will one day be said with a smile
8. A lifetime is a lifetime, the difference is one year, one day, one hour. , even a lifetime
9. At that time, I only knew who I loved the most, but I forgot who knew how to love me best.
10. Women’s emotions are on the verge of breaking out.
11. I have a lover who passed by my most beautiful time. Everyone knows that I love him deeply
12. Do I love you or not? Human heart
13. Replace my heart and give me a heart of stone
14. Who gave me a pair of high heels on my eighteenth birthday, I responded with anticipation .
15. I hope that one day at my funeral, I will have a friend who can tell the story of my life.
16. As long as you are still there, as long as I still love you.
17. I don’t want to see you unhappy, but I am jealous that you are too happy with others
18. No matter what, as long as we don’t let go, we will eventually be able to be together in the vast sea of ??people.
19. Oh - it means perfunctory, disdainful and cold, which breaks all the words you want to say
20. Before you prepare to lie to me, please be prepared that I may never Prepare to forgive you
21. In the end, we let go of each other’s hand
22. Are there two people who like each other but have a bond? , let liking become escape.
23. If you say you are reluctant to leave, then you know that the groan deep in my heart is the same reluctance as yours. 24. There is a kind of love, Once you start, you are destined to be entangled for the rest of your life, until you die
25. There is a saying that the most regretful thing for people is that they can never imagine the consequences of something when they do it.