Zhuge Liang and his daughter edited a best-selling book "Shu Guo 100 Children's Dream", which has been selling well to the State of Wu. Zhou Yu also edited a book with his son, 10 1 the dream of the children of Wu, but it was unsalable. Zhou Yu's son Zhou Xun's manuscript "A Wu Children's Nightmare" was circulated in secret. What happened? When I called my grandfather, the other party said it was kindergarten; You call the train station, but the other party is the cinema. The phone is full of lines that make you laugh and make you dumbfounded. One hundred dreams and a nightmare, a series of telephone calls, Five Translators of the Fuehrer, Family of Ten Soldiers ... Uncle Zhou Rui, the silent soldier, takes you to enjoy a humorous feast and soar in the fantastic sky. Go through tradition and modernity and embark on a journey of humorous reading!
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Today is a rest day, so there is no class. Zhuge Liang's daughter Zhuge Mingzhu was happy for a day.
But in the evening, Zhuge Mingzhu put away her happiness.
Zhuge Liang asked his daughter, "Why are you worried?"
Zhuge Mingzhu said, "The thought of having a composition class tomorrow makes my scalp tingle."
"Are you so afraid of composition class?"
"I am not afraid of composition classes only when I dream."
"Have you ever had such a dream?"
"Done!" ZhuGeMingZhu tenderly, "I dream of going to school. Miss Gao, who is very tall, came into the classroom and said to us,' This class is a composition class, but the headmaster has other plans-'"
"Changed to another class?"
"No, Miss Gao said,' The composition class is still a composition class, but I didn't ask you to write, but you asked me to write.' "
Zhuge Liang smiled: "Are you happy now?"
"yes! A classmate suggested that each student give a topic and let the teacher choose freely. But everyone thinks it's too cheap, teacher. We should use collective wisdom to come up with the most difficult and difficult questions. Everyone is full of ideas. Finally adopted my idea. "
"What is a good idea?"
"The question I gave Miss Gao was-"How can a dog be suffocated by urine? "
Zhuge Liang was surprised and said, "Such a funny topic must have stunned Mr. Gao."
Zhuge Mingzhu said, "Miss Gao has been holding back half a class-"
"What are you holding back?"
"Suppress a sweat! He wrote two sentences in his notebook,' A lonely dog, walking in the desert', and he couldn't write any more. "
"It's really hard to write."
"I will inspire Miss Gao."
"How inspired?"
"Dad, for example, you are miss gao. Let me enlighten you. "
"ok." Zhuge Liang agreed.
"Miss gao, think about it. A lonely dog is walking in the desert. It has enough water and food, but it is suffocated by urine. Why? "
"Why?"
"Ha ha," Zhuge Mingzhu proudly announced, "because it can't find a tree!"
"Yes, yes," said Miss Gao. "Dogs like to pee under trees."
"Miss Gao," Zhuge Mingzhu asked again, "a lonely dog, walking in the desert, found a tree with enough water and food, but was still suffocated by urine. Why? "
"I don't know, why do you think this is?"
Zhuge Mingzhu said discontentedly, "Dad, you are still Zhuge Liang who is called' the smartest person in the world'. Even this can't be reacted! "
"But," dad said, "I'm not Zhuge Liang now. I became the high teacher in your dream. "
Zhuge Mingzhu knocked on his head: "Sorry, I forgot."
"So, the dog found a tree, why was it still suffocated by urine?"
"It's because there are too many dogs in line, and it's not his turn ... I'll ask you again, the dog found a tree and ranked first. Why are you still suffocated by urine? " Without waiting for the other party to answer, Zhuge Mingzhu directly said the answer, "Because there are bitches behind, sorry!"
Zhuge Liang and Zhuge Mingzhu laughed together.
After Zhuge Liang smiled, he asked his daughter, "Did Miss Gao write the composition inspired by you?"
"No," Zhuge Mingzhu said. "When I laughed, I woke myself up with a smile."
Zhuge Liang said, "Pearl, do you like composition?"
Mingzhu paused and said, "I just told you that I am afraid of writing and hate writing."
Zhuge Liang said, "Is it difficult for you to write a composition about your dreams?"
"Write a dream?" Zhuge Mingzhu's eyes lit up. "This is very interesting. It should be easy. "
"Pearl, why don't you go to your classmates and friends who are afraid of writing and ask them to write down their funny dreams, and then I will compile these compositions into a book?"
"Great!"
Soon, the children's funny dreams were written into the composition one by one. ...
A boy wrote that he supported this poor planet in a dream and kept punching holes in sandbags-this is an "energy sandbag", and the energy donated by alien volunteers can make this cold planet warm;
A girl wrote that she became a fish in her dream and was captured by a handsome guy she liked, but the handsome guy couldn't drag her because she became a whale.
There is a dream about eating: eating a lot of things, but getting thinner and thinner;
I have a dream about death: I die again and again, but I will always come back to life. ...
These compositions were collected by Zhuge Mingzhu and handed over to Zhuge Liang, with a total of 100.
Zhuge Liang compiled a hundred essays into a book and wrote a book called "Dream of a Hundred Scholars in Shu". Zhou Xun, Zhou Yu's son, was reading a book when Zhou Yu found him. Zhou Yu asked warily, "Xiao Xun, what are you looking at?" Is it a casual book? "Zhou Xun said," This is not a casual book, this is a composition book. "The composition book is good. "However, Zhou Yu is still not at ease." Is it made up by a famous artist? "
Zhou Xun said, "It's a great master. You know him well."
Zhou Yu took the book and looked at it-I saw on the cover: "Editor-in-Chief Zhuge Liang".
Zhou Yu was angry: "I can't read any books, but I want to read the books compiled by this guy!" " "
Zhou Xun said, "This is a best seller. The book "Dream of a Hundred Children in Shu" has been selling well from Shu to Wu. "
"What's the big deal?" Zhou Yu murmured: "I want to compile a book" The Dream of One Hundred and One Children of Wu "and sell it from Wu to Shu!"
That's it, Zhou Yu began to compile books.
First of all, we need to find some children from Wu to write a composition. Zhou Xun should be the first, because Zhuge Liang also looked for his daughter first.
Zhou Yu said, "Xiao Xun, are you interested in writing such an article?"
"Of course I'm interested!" Zhou Xun is quite excited. "I had many interesting dreams. Once I dreamed that you fell into a well. "
"Is there water in the well? I can't swim. "
"Without water, it is a dry well."
"well. Son, you should try to get me out. "
"I saved you. I brought a rope from home, one end tied in the mine field and the other end for you to catch. "
"I'll grab the rope and climb up?" ……
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