2. Modern society is crazy. Women's sexual desire is too strong. Sheep start eating wolves, cats and mice go to bed, and rabbits eat sausages. If you don't have an affair, you are color blind. It's normal to have three mistresses.
3. Cui Yongyuan: I heard that your life is a little tight now? Zhao Benshan: What did you say, IOUs? Yes, there are many IOUs in my hand now. Song Dandan: We are talking about sanitary ware, that is, the one that uses tap water from the toilet. Zhao Benshan: Not yet. There are two boards hanging there now. Cui Yongyuan: I mean, life is a bit difficult.
4. Zhao Benshan: Now I am not telling the truth, but telling the truth. Cui Yongyuan: Our program still focuses on telling the truth. Song Dandan: Let's stop. Everyone is watching. Zhao Benshan: Nothing. The ratings of this program are very low.
5. None of the people we are talking about are so good. The animal world in Zhao Zhongxiang was stopped, Ni Ping stopped being a host and switched careers, and Cui Yongyuan couldn't sleep.
6. There are many ways to fail, so buy a crutch or a car if you have nothing to do. Ask him who he is and who lives in the drugstore. His name is Li Baoku.
7. I heard that it's time for him to stop being a chef and become an anti-fraud hotline. How dare he threaten not to be cheated? The cruel reality almost reached my psychological defense. If I don't sell him something this year, the fact that I promised for three years will not be fulfilled for the audience. Master, let's go in! Wait a minute, first dial a harassing call.
8. Oh, my God! The world is so crazy, mice are mothers to cats!
9.9898 was a disaster, with a bumper grain harvest and the flood being driven away. The people live and work in peace and contentment and praise the leadership of the party. Especially the people's army, is hard to find in the world. Foreign countries are in a mess and intrigue all day. The cabinet will step down today and the prime minister will be fired tomorrow. After the financial crisis, we must impeach the leaders. Throughout the world, the scenery here is better!
10. Life is only a few fingers, totaling 36,000 days. Tens of millions of houses at home, sleeping three feet.
1 1. You drink wolf wine all day, walk on the mountain road, sing love songs, comb your lovelorn head to catch up with the footsteps of love, grow a pair of ragged eyes, and always look for the rain and dew of love.
12. Whether a cat can walk in a straight line depends entirely on the mouse.
13. As soon as I opened the door this morning, the old sow ran at a speed of 80 pulses per second and crashed into a tree-dead. Why?
14. The distance has widened and the beauty is gone! Don't shout when eating, call-hello! The meal is ok, come down and take a nap!
15. That peddler crippled him and that peddler cheated him. If I don't finish him in ten minutes today, I can't be a teacher with you two!
16. People are like flowers in a flowerpot; Life is a mess.
17. Without the working people, what you eat and wear, you don't touch the people, and you still praise the working people as the greatest!
18. Cao Cao broke his heart, his mouth and his health was dying. He also carried water for widows.