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What are Garfield's famous sayings?
Money is not everything. There\'s Mastercard & Visa.

Money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card. One should love animals. They are so tasty.

Everyone should love animals because they are delicious. Save water. Shower with your girl friend.

To save water, Try to take a bath with your girlfriend. Love the neighbor. But don't't get right.

Love your neighbor with your heart, but don't let her husband know. Behind every successful man, There is a man. and behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. Happiness is not the only thing in life.

No matter how happy a bachelor is, he will get married sooner or later. Happiness is not permanent. The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.

Smart people are unmarried. It' s hard for married people to be smart again. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

Success is a relative term. He will bring you many unrelated relatives (contacts). Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

Don't wait until tomorrow to make an excuse. Find it today. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

Love is like a photo, which needs a lot of darkroom time to cultivate. Children in backseats cause accidents. Incidents in backseats cause children.

Back row? Spring is a male "⒒ China? Hey? Accidents in the back seat will give birth to children. "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

"Your future depends on your dreams now", So go back to sleep. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

There should be a better way to start a new day than waking up every morning. "Hard work never killed anyone." But why take the risk?

hard work will never kill you! But I won't use myself to prove it. "Work fashions me." I can look at it for hours!

work is so interesting! Especially watching others work. Thank god we can choose our friends.

God decides who your relatives are. Fortunately, he left you room in choosing friends. When two's company, three's the result!

two people are unstable, but three people are! A dress is like a barbeded fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

Clothing is like barbed wire, which prevents you from acting rashly but does not prevent you from enjoying it. The more you learn, The more you know, the more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why both to learn.

The more you learn, the more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. Why did you learn these very classic books?

I chose them by a thousand hands. ! !