1. If I have 10 million, I can buy a house.
Do I have 10 million? number
So I still don't have a house.
If I have wings, I can fly.
Do I have wings? number
So I can't fly either.
Even if I pour out the whole Pacific Ocean, I can't put out the fire of my love for you.
Can all the water in the Pacific Ocean be poured out? No
So I don't love you.
"
-rascal Cai
If I have one day to live, I will be your girlfriend that day.
Do I have another day to live? .. no.
So it's a pity.
I'm still your girlfriend in this life.
If I had wings, I would fly down from heaven to see you.
Do I have wings? .. no.
So unfortunately.
I'll never see you again.
If I pour out the whole bathtub, I can't pour out my love for you.
Can the whole bathtub be emptied? .. yes.
So, yes.
I love you ...
-Dance and fly to rascal Cai.
2, I think. Loneliness and loneliness are really different. Loneliness only means that there is no one around. Loneliness is a psychological state in which one's inner feelings cannot communicate with others. True loneliness is forgetting the feeling of liking someone or even yourself.
When it rains, don't just pay attention to the water drops on my face, but see my unchanging smile-mistletoe.
4. I hope I won't always think about her, and there is this hope ... just like I hope the sky is not blue; Just like I hope the tree is not green; It's like I hope the stars don't shine in the dark; It's like I hope the sun doesn't shine high during the day.
6. Where is love? It is as blue as the sea in your eyes.
As soon as the sun shines, it is warm and brilliant.
The breeze is blowing and the tenderness is rippling.
7. I suddenly have a feeling that the PH in my nose is less than 7.
1 1, "Suitable for women ... There are five major festivals in a year ... namely Valentine's Day in the west, Valentine's Day in China, her birthday, Women's Day on March 8th, Christmas ... Artest and I have been in love for nearly ten years ... I dare to scold women on March 8th ... I dare to stand women up ... I dare to say that women's faces are not good enough ... I dare.
12 What should I do if I leave Tainan? '
"I'll wait for you to go back to Tainan."
What should I do if I leave Taiwan Province Province? '
"I am waiting for you to go back to Taiwan Province Province."
What if I leave the earth to explore Mars? '
"I will wait for you to return to earth."
What if I die? '
"There is another life, isn't there?"
Tsuen, are you really, will you wait forever? Mistletoe
22. The first cup of Irish coffee lacked the flavor of fermentation. ..................
25. I am dancing gently, and you can project strange eyes, whether it is surprise or appreciation.
Because it is not your gaze that makes me fly, but my young heart.
26. Do you want to add tears? -& lt； Irish coffee >
20. No matter where I am, I am only a turn away from you! I am always there, quietly in front of you, in your shadow, waiting for you on the balcony!
30. Love is deep love, and love is light love.
42. It was a Christmas Eve party, and Yuji invited Hotan, Inoue and Amico to celebrate together.
After three cups of roses, Hotan and Inoue began to sing loudly and unscrupulously.
Fortunately, it's winter, otherwise I really think they will have the urge to take off their clothes.
"Fortunately" is my adjective, but Chen's adjective is "pity".
-the above is selected from "raincoat"
67. I feel like a dog that caught a mouse and was slapped by a cat.
Mussels can't warm beautiful pearls without the thorns of sand, so I let my thoughts sting my heart constantly, just to give my dear you all beautiful pearls.
65. "Why did she say: Please forgive my French?" I asked the blonde after she left.
"Britain and France are feuds, so if an Englishman accidentally swears, he will say: Please forgive me for speaking French."
"Mama of, the British are so insidious.
I said.
"Huh?" She seems to be startled.
"Sorry, please forgive me for speaking Japanese."
66. "Do you know?" The boss said, "You remind me of my mother."
"Why?" I am curious.
"When I was a child, my mother often killed chickens in the kitchen.
"He said," when she killed the chicken, she cut a knife on the chicken's neck and brought a bowl of blood below.
When the chicken is not dead, it always makes some strange noises. "
"Does this have anything to do with me?"
"That strange voice is very similar to your singing just now."
"……"
33. I met several netizens, and found that each one was fiercer than the other, and ran away every time. I thought I might join the production team in Steven Allan Spielberg and help him with special effects.
"Ha ha ha ... you are so interesting.
Let me introduce myself first. My name is Xie Xinjie.
"Xie" is Xie An's thanks to Fu Jian's millions of troops before the Battle of Feishui. "Letter" is a letter from Nobunaga, who defeated Imagawa Yoshimoto in the dangerous bucket war; Jie' is the Jie of Zhang Shijie who was defeated by Mongols in the Battle of Yashan, which led to the demise of the Southern Song Dynasty. "
I froze for a moment, and then I smiled.
I didn't expect the self-introduction of Xinjie to be so interesting.
I thought for a moment, learned his tone and introduced myself like this: "My name is Cai Zhihong.
Cai is the Cai of Cai Lun who invented papermaking at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty. Wisdom' is the wisdom of Akechi Mitsuhide, who defected in Benye Temple and killed Nobunobu; "Hong" was the name of Emperor Qianlong in Qing Dynasty, and he was named the old man in Shiquan.
"In fact, I usually tell others that' wisdom' is wisdom.
However, since Xinjie wanted to be nobunaga, Zhihong had to lay down his life for the gentleman and became Akechi Mitsuhide.
79. "May the person you love the most love you the most."
"May you be sure that the person you love loves you."
"May you cherish those who love you, and may your love be cherished."
"May the person you love most in your life appear first."
I'm not alone, only when I miss you.
62. "Rogue, in fact, I can see your true face more clearly on the Internet, which means ... I see your true face' ..."
"'I see your true colors'? ... this sentence means ... I saw your true colors? ..... Do you really think I'm sexy? "
55. Even if it's all coffee ... there will be differences because of the baking skills and the taste of fragrance, sweetness, alcohol, bitterness and acid. ..
My shoes and socks are black, like heavily roasted charcoal coffee ... without acid, burnt and bitter. ..
Bell bottoms are slightly lighter in color, just like mocha coffee with a unique flavor ... with a strong sour taste. ..
The sweater is lighter in color, like soft and delicate blue mountain coffee ... mellow and exquisite. ..
My backpack is black inside, bright outside and decorated, like cappuccino. ..
Float fresh milk on the surface and sprinkle with charming cinnamon powder ... both sweet and thick. ..
-Dance.-Coffee philosophy.
Even if it's all water ... there will be differences due to weather conditions and cold, hot, deep, shallow and dirty environments. ...
My shoes and socks are black, like the Pacific Ocean ... deep and melancholy. ...
Jeans are lighter and whiter, like the Arctic Ocean floating with icebergs ... cold and mysterious. ...
The color of the shirt is lighter, just like the water in the indoor swimming pool ... clear. ...
My schoolbag is dark outside and light inside. It has a dark green belt, just like clarifying the water in the lake. ...
There are several live fish floating on the water, and there are reflections of willows on both sides ... both lively and quiet and elegant. ...
-Fluid mechanics.
Classic quotations of rascal Cai
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I feel lonely when I miss you alone.
8. "No matter how difficult it is now, it's all memories and the past."
9. There are four types of men:
The first one is called "something for nothing", which means that you don't have to chase girls, so you will naturally be posted backwards;
The second type is called the "easy" type. Although you want to chase girls, you can always win hearts easily.
The third type is called "hard-working" type, and you must rack your brains and exhaust 36 tricks before you can have a trophy;
And I belong to the fourth type called "self-help", and I can only expect to meet a girl whose eyes are hooked by cow dung.
10 ",in other words ... women don't mind that you are not tall enough ... they don't care that you are not handsome enough ... they can forgive you for not being gentle and considerate enough ... they can tolerate that you are not smart and interesting enough ... but they can never forgive you for not being romantic enough ..."
12, "Ah ... rogue ... do you miss me?"
"A. I miss B. Of course I miss C. I don't want to blame D. I miss E. All of the above. ...
The answer is e ... "
"What do you think? ……"
"A. Looking through the autumn waters, I can't see Iraqis coming. B. sauvignon blanc, destroying the soul. C. Acacia tears turn into floods. D. diced red beans and beef bones, unforgettable acacia. E. all of the above ...
The answer is still e ... "
13, "hooligans ... look ... the girls here have no names ..."
Basically, I am numbered according to my height and weight, and I am divided into five categories according to my personality:' B' is provocative,' C' is indifferent,' H' is enthusiastic,' N' is naive,' T' is gentle ... the time and place of my birthday and my first kiss ... how many slaps I got ... and the weather conditions at that time. ...
14, from my point of view, I am still; But in the eyes of God, I am as fast as a train.
This is the concept of relative velocity in physics.
When I think I'm living in peace, will God think I'm wasting my time quickly?
16, so I don't miss her.
I just forgot the impulse brought by that yearning.
Just like I didn't stop breathing.
I just forgot that I've been breathing.
Breathing can hold your breath for a while. But you can't stop.
17, if missing has weight and the direction is upward, then missing is the only thing in the world that goes against gravity.
mistletoe
18, it's cold, I miss someone, so it's not cold!
19, my chest is easily torn ... tears quickly washed away my flood control project like a flood.
Proud and heartless, I couldn't resist the tears on my face any longer ... She finally changed my plan ... ... and got back the tears I owed her for two months. ...
2 1, time flies like a train, but I am as unconscious as a sleeping passenger in the carriage. Once I woke up, I had missed many things, even my stop.
23. "A sky without clouds is still a sky, and a cloud without clouds is no longer a cloud"-Anger and Xue Ke
No matter how many years have passed.
You are my sun.
There is nothing wrong with me being the moon.
The reason why I shine
It's all because of you
Without you,
I will be a dark planet-mistletoe.
27. Waiting is like a sleepless night, helpless and long ~ ~ ~
The purpose of survival is to make money, and the goal of struggle is women.
29. Just because a person wants to fly doesn't mean that he wants to be a bird.
Peacock forest
3 1, if my life changes, I will only become unaccustomed to life;
If my habits change, my life will only become unaccustomed.
32. be my girlfriend I didn't say this casually. If I say it, it means I have to bear it for a lifetime.
34. I told Artest that I just met a dancer.
"Congratulations ... such an opportunity ... can you have no wine? ……"
I'm kidding. I have to get up early tomorrow. You'll miss it if you drink it.
"That's right ... drink when you're lovelorn ..."
Wow ... you seem to be cursing me. ...
"* * * seems ... I'm cursing you ..."
Shit, if I hadn't hit you, you would have been bleeding like a river five steps ago.
Xinjie is my good friend, and his favorite sentence is: "The only lesson that human beings can learn from history is that they cannot learn from it."
I think Xinjie obviously didn't learn from history, because his father also studied history.
39. "I once talked to a girl about Li Zhishi in Tang Gaozong, and I said that my gentle personality is very similar to Li Zhi.
He suddenly said that she looked like Wu Zetian and was ready to seize the Tang Dynasty. "
"Then what?"
"Of course I refused to admit defeat, so I became Li Longji of Xuanzong of Tang Dynasty and revived the Tang room."
"Sister Xin, your response is very good."
"Who knows her reaction faster? She said that she could become Yang Guifei and defeat the Tang Dynasty. "
"Hey hey ... this girl is very special! You should make good use of it. "
"Alas ... it's a pity that she left before I became Guo Ziyi to quell the Anshi rebellion."
40. "I see! I know a student from an engineering school. He will definitely play cards. "
New Street suddenly became excited.
"How do you know he will fight?" Chen asked doubtfully.
"Engineering students are exposed to equations and numbers, and the concept of etiquette and shame is relatively weak."
4 1, "you don't understand this.
If you want to teach elementary school students to add, it is' killing the chicken with a cow knife' for college students to teach.
If Ameko's Chinese level is like a chicken, then the students in our college of arts are great.
So your kitchen knife is just right.
"Xinjie patted me on the shoulder, gherardini said.
It turned out to be a student of the College of Liberal Arts. Even when he hurts others, he is so secretive.
"Is my kitchen knife sharp enough?"
"Of course, enough! Besides, your surname is Cai, and you are destined to be a kitchen knife. "
Whenever I get up in the morning, I can't sleep at night, and when I'm free in the afternoon, I always think of her as a matter of course, just like I'm thirsty and want to pour water from a cup.
If the essence of love is like a thirsty desire, is it just a process for me to solve my desire or a way for me to satisfy my desire?
In other words, is she a cup or water?
I was thirsty when she was in America.
Every time I pour water from a cup, I wonder: Is she a cup or water?
I used to think that she was just a cup, so I wanted to change it into drinking water.
But then I found out that even if she was just a cup, I would still stubbornly regard her as water.
Because if I change the cup, I don't want to drink water.
I think I will wither for a long time because of this abnormal persistence.
-The above is selected from 4: 55.
(45) "Tell you what! Our school will hold a singing contest next month, and I have already signed up. "
"Well ... then you have to refuel. You have great hopes. "
"Hehe ... thank you for your encouragement."
Sure enough, she is an innocent girl. I can't hear what I mean: you are likely to see others win the prize.
-The above is selected from Luoshen black tea.
Because I don't know why I like you, I have no reason to leave you.
47. Because there are many kinds of likes, the degree of likes can also be high or low.
You can like to be alone and as high as the Himalayas.
You can also like the super bang of the universe.
But there is only one love, no high or low.
Please remember that no matter where I am, I am only a turn away from you. You can see me as soon as you turn around.
49. For me, before I met you, the front was the direction. I just need to move on. What about after I know you? Where you are is the direction.
5 1, I think you have reached the limit of flooding. Even if I am by your side, I will still think of you.
If I work harder and accumulate more virtues in this life, I may have his good skin in the next life.
But usually handsome guys are not very happy. In this respect, I am a very happy person.
53. "You have no past, because your past never happened; You have no future, because your future has passed.
You can't be old, because you have never been young; You can't be young, because you are old.
"He's right. In a sense, I do live like this." You won't die because you haven't lived. "
56. I danced softly in a quiet paradise.
The angel cast a strange look.
Surprise or appreciation?
Didn't mess up my dance steps.
Because it's not angel's eyes that make me fly.
But my frog prince.
-Dancing lightly.
57. If the hypothetical situation fails, the conclusion is nonsense.
There is no point in discussing that eunuchs are more likely to have boys and girls.
58. "fun" How can this adjective be used on me? Just like describing Lee Teng-hui with honesty, it will make people laugh.
59. My roommate Artest had the same experience as me. If the dinosaur he and I saw is taken as the X axis and the degree of panic as the Y axis, we can get a linear equation through regression analysis, then take the partial derivative of X and the indefinite integral of Y, and we can get the law of "no beauty in the network".
60. Ron Artest is victorious in love, but he will never accept prisoners of war. He said that he has reached the highest level in love, that is, "every leaf in the flower doesn't touch the body."
It is said that this is more advanced than Xu Zhimo's "waving a sleeve without taking away a cloud".
Xu Zhimo still has to wave his sleeves to get rid of the girl who got started, and Artest doesn't even have sleeves.
6 1, I really have a rainbow series.
There are seven colors: red, orange, yellow, green, indigo and purple.
Because I am a typical person with Scorpio, and I have inner beauty.
63. This New Year's party was hosted by a local radio station called KissRadio ... The channel was FM97. 1 ... Why do I remember it was FM 97. 1? ... because it has more advertising time than playing songs ... no wonder it's called broadcasting. ...
64. "I'm sorry.
"She said.
I was so shocked that I couldn't react for a long time.
It's a bit like the moon you've admired all your life, and one day the moon actually talks to you.
68. Mussels without sand stinging.
You can't moisten beautiful pearls.
So I asked miss
It has been hurting my heart.
Just to give it to you, honey.
All the beautiful pearls
69, I miss you, has reached the limit of flooding.
Even when I am by your side, I will still think of you.
The stranded whale wants to swim back to the sea. I miss you.
So, dear you,
what do you think?
No matter where I am.
Just one step away from you.
I've always been here.
in front of you
In your shadow
Waiting for you quietly on the balcony.
7 1, can't sleep at night
I keep knocking because I miss you.
I got up and prayed for you.
In the most pious language
Dear you
If I were an angel
I'm just a guard.
All your happiness
72. You are as soft as water
But my heart
But because of the waves you brought, it was deeply shocked.
So I think your heart is firm.
Just for your softness and beating.
The words shaken off in the beating are sprinkled on the white paper.
Red words, blue words, and then black words.
So the white paper
Like a flock of crows, flying in the moonless night.
73. I am like a coffee bean, ready to powder at any time.
Dear you, please grind me.
My overflowing tears will distill boiling water.
Dissolve my thoughts and turn them into a little sugar flavor.
Fill a cup of coffee
Spend every sleepless night with you.
74
I would like to be a red bean on the acacia tree.
Please swing gently under the tree.
I will fall into your hands carefully, bright red.
Dear you
Even if I sink for ten years, I will be put in a drawer.
Miss the heart, may be dim.
But I will never fade
A red coat.
75
Please tell me, how can I fly without failure?
Go straight in your direction.
I lost my balance and got stuck here.
All thoughts, struggling to breathe.
Tears seem to be brewing resistance.
When the gap comes, it will burst.
Dear you
I miss you so much.
76
I miss you.
I don't know when it started.
However, it is true.
Anyway, it has a long history.
Dear you
No matter how hard it is now, it's all memories and the past.
I'll wait forever
for you
77. I choose the girl I like instead of the girl who likes me. "
"When you like a girl, tell her.
When you don't like a girl, let her know as soon as possible. "
"You dare not actively pursue the girl you like, and you can't bear to refuse the girl you like."
"In the face of the girl you like, be brave in pursuing, and don't hesitate.
For girls who like you, you can't just say you're sorry, and you can't accommodate them.
Love if you like, and hurry if you love.
"