Why cover your face with your ass?

You look like a car accident.

It is said that you are from Dong Fangbubai, China.

If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit.

6. You are out of shape and out of proportion.

7. You are not smart, you are just like others.

8. You are really creative and have the courage to live.

9. Clear water leads to no fish, while mean people lead invincible.

10. You are not ugly, but the beauty is not obvious.

1 1. It looks very sci-fi and abstract.

12. Your appearance has broken through human imagination.

13. Immigrating to Mars means leaving you.

14. You are handsome, just a cricket.

15. The world is bigger than the brain you lack.

16. A slap on the wall won't buckle.

17. You are very patriotic, very dedicated and have a lot of backbone.

18. I'll help you solve the problem that Confucius can't solve.

19. As a typical loser, you are really successful.

20. I can have a good talk with you, but I won't put in a good word.