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Complete works of friendship funny poems
1. Poems about friendship and humorous sentences about friendship. However, China has our friendship and heaven is still our neighbor. Quit the viceroy and go to Shuzhong for his post.

I advise you to have a glass of wine. There is no reason not to go out. Wang Wei's "Send Yuan and Twenty Shores to Xi"

Sailing alone in the blue sky, I can see the Yangtze River flowing in the sky. Li Bai's Farewell to Meng Haoran on the Way to Yangzhou

Even if the Peach Blossom Pond is deep, it is not as deep as Wang Lun's sending away my love. Li Bai's gift to Wang Lun.

A gentleman is poor, who wants to meet today without paying for drinks? Gao Shi's Don't Move Big

Who knows the heart of a friend? Intimacy can tell; Friendship is deeper than the sea, and friendship flowers are invincible.

True feelings, lovelorn into the evening breeze; Ruthlessness is only a moment, and friendship begins and ends.

Flowers bloom and fall, heart to heart, deep friendship. Although we have been together for a short time, loyalty is always in our hearts.

No matter how far or how close friendship is, flowers really want to bloom in the season, and friends really want to be there every day.

Friends are not separated by distance, running water is not blocked by stones, rushing water rushes under the bridge, friendship is hard to separate because of mountains, friends are always heart-to-heart, and true friends are worth thousands of dollars, even though mountains are high and roads are long, mountains and seas are hard to separate.

Friends always have heart-to-heart, true friends are worth a thousand dollars, thinking of friends under the lamp, never forgetting their hearts.

2. Complete works of funny sentences describing friendship 1. Who held my hand and made me crazy for half my life; Who, kiss my eyes, cover my half-life displacement.

2. Say that money is evil and everyone fishes; Say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; It is said that the height is too cold and everyone is climbing; Say that alcohol and tobacco hurt the body and don't quit; Say heaven is the best, don't go!

Although I am not very handsome, when I was a child, someone praised my left nostril as an idol.

4. I skipped classes too much. I wanted to go to class yesterday. Seeing the professor, the professor was surprised and said, I haven't seen you for so long, and I have grown so big.

5. Get up early and return late, still a moonlight family; Tired, tired, still not very good; Alas, alas, there is still no money. Relatives look down, friends should stay away, lovers should be abandoned, ask the truth and why, or save money quickly. May your wallet swell!

3. Which one has a funny classic sentence about friendship? 1. Friendship, a noble and beautiful friendship, is based on mutual respect, deep sympathy, never malicious envy of others' achievements, and cultivates the consciousness that collective interests are above everything else.

The longest friendship can give people joy. What's more, there is such a wise saying: "Only those who have experienced many hardships together can their friendship be called unbreakable."

2. Sincere and rational friendship is priceless in life. Whether you can be faithful to your friend and always be a person worthy of him is the best test of your soul, personality, psychology and even morality.

Friendship is an umbrella in the rain, a fire at night, the wind on the voyage, and an armrest on the rugged mountain road. Friendship is an unlocked door, you can knock in at any time; Friendship is also a key, which can help you open the door to your heart.

A spoonful of gruel when you are hungry, a cotton-padded jacket in the cold wind, a tear of sympathy when you are sad, and a heartfelt cry when you are angry ... These are all expressions of friendship. Unfortunately, it tests the sincerity of friends.

Yes, the help of friends is particularly valuable in times of difficulty and pain. Sometimes, even a caring and kind look will be like a pile of charcoal fire, which will give you warmth in the ice and snow.

When you are carried away by success and success, friendship will be like a pot of cold water poured on your head to wake you up. Friendship is a tree, which should be watered with sincerity and love and cultivated with trust and tolerance.

Jealousy and suspicion are poisons, which will scorch the roots of friendship and lose the green of life. A person, even with fame and fortune, will be very painful if he doesn't have a friend who can really open his heart and change his heart.

Life without friendship is incomplete and not enviable. Life without friendship and friends is a bleak life and a failed life.

Friendship is to give you a warm and bright sun, only to pay sincerely, not to ask for a little return; Friendship is giving you fragrant and warm flowers, selflessly revealing the flowers in your heart to others, but never asking for anything from you; Friendship is a timely hand when you are in trouble, a voice greeting when you are lonely, a selfless warm help when you are helpless, and the most beautiful rainbow in two hearts.

4. Are there any funny classic sentences about friendship? One day, the devil took the princess away, and the princess kept calling her the devil: just call her a broken throat. No one will come to save your princess: a broken throat, no one: princess, I will save you. Devil: Speak of the devil. Devil: Why do you call me Devil: Wow, I saw a ghost: *! Has been discovered. *: Ghost, you can see me. Demon: Oh, my God: Who called me who: Nobody called you? Nobody: I didn't? Pretend: Who is pretending to be me? Who: Me again? You are looking for trouble. Trouble: who wants to see me? Which one: looking for you? I didn't.

Hey, there are so many people here: I just arrived ... Who are you? Who am I? She is not my princess. Are you all here to save me? Everyone: I'm not here to save you, but to watch the fun. What do I want to see? God: It's none of my business. Go first. Devil: You answer a question before you go. Why do so many people save the princess? How can I play this demon king? What can I do if you don't do it? Princess: If no one plays the devil, I can go. Nobody: If I play the Demon King, how can I let you go? I won't let the princess go. I want to watch the excitement: what am I doing? Do you want to fuck me? Rogue, how dare you: I didn't. I: It's none of my business. Demon: *! I'm going crazy. What do you want me to do?

Crazy: What do you want me to do? You want me to: I know nothing! I know nothing: I don't know! I don't know: here I am! Is someone calling me? Someone: I didn't call you! I didn't: Who called him? Who: Wrong. I didn't.

I didn't: I didn't wronged you. You: I dare you.

I dare you: who says I dare not! ? Who: Please. I didn't say anything. I said nothing: what do you want me to say? I am nothing: you.

Aren't you my long-lost brother? Long-lost brother: Kao. My name is very long.

It will also be called. Who:.

I want to get out of this trouble spot: this is my place. I am nothing &; No: Stop arguing. We're talking.

Leave us alone: I won't talk. I didn't: I didn't speak.

I am nothing:-_-\ \ ". Let's go

Let's talk outside. I'm sorry.

(wriggling) I have nothing: it's none of your business Let's go.

(Two brothers stormed out) It's none of your business: whoops. Why did you kick me out?

Why: I didn't kick you out. Be good.

Don't cry. I didn't: Oh. What does this have to do with me? What does it matter to me: what? Did anyone call me? Someone: Who wants to call you?

Who: I really have to go. T.T. Go: It's really embarrassing.

* V.V. * (\ \ "Who \" collapses) It's none of your business: aren't you my cousin? None of my business: cousin. Haven't seen you for a long time.

Long time: I'm here. Devil: Are you finished? It's over: he didn't have me. You: I don't have him. I just: Who said that? Who: What should I do? Really? Do you want to fuck me? You: I won't fuck him. I will: Who says I won't? Who: Wrong! I didn't say ... I said, why do you want me? Really? You two are shameless! You two: I want it! I want it! Face: Who wants me? Who: I don't want it. Devil: Hurry up. Besides, I want to kick someone out: kick me out? Looking for K K: Who is looking for me? Who: aaaaaaa! Don't mention my name, mention me again! He: Don't blame me. Me: Who wants me? Who: Let me finally catch one and kill it. ................................................................................................................................................................... Who: Look at my eighteen hands! Me: Look at my nine yin bones and claws! Eighteen palms of the dragon: what do I want to see? Jiuyin Bai Gujing: What do I have to see? What's there to see: Brother, I finally found you! Interesting: Brother, let's talk outside.

Devil: Oh, my God! This is an engagement party. From then on, the devil really got schizophrenia.

5. A poem about friendship between friends. An old friend said goodbye to the West Yellow Crane Tower, and fireworks went down to Yangzhou in March.

-Li Bai's "Yellow Crane Tower, Yangzhou Farewell to Meng Haoran" advised you to drink more wine and go out of Yangguan for no reason. -Wang Wei's "Cheng Wei Qu" Let's open your window, cross the garden, and talk to Sang Ma with a cup in hand.

-Meng Haoran's "Passing the Old Village" We looked at the green trees around your village and the light blue of the surrounding mountains. -Meng Haoran's "Passing the Old Village" When you meet, you don't need a pen and paper, use your message to report peace.

-Cen Can's "On Greeting the Messenger of the Jingshi" echoed the soldiers, and the road was solid from the same kind. Luo's "Firefly Fu" are all brothers. Who is a passer-by?

Han Anonymous's four poems "However, China keeps our friendship, and heaven is still our neighbor. Wang Bo's "Ren Zhoushu of Du Shaofu" makes friends, so why should flesh and blood kiss?

The tortoise in Han Yuefu's "Elegant Ballad" should sing, and the rabbit is sad when it dies. Tomorrow's Yi Heng's Jade Smile Zero Tone is full of guests, but the cups are not empty.

In Kong Rong's poems, picking sunflower does not hurt the roots, and sunflower is not born when it is injured. You can't make friends without shame.

The Ancient Poems written by an anonymous poet in the Han Dynasty have turned their hands into clouds and covered their hands with rain, so why not lightly calculate them? However, you see, the ancient Guan Zhong, the rich and poor gentleman's Bao Shuya, was abandoned like dirt.

-Du Fu's "Poor Bank of Communications" went out to Wan Li and met a good friend in the middle. I got drunk without saying anything, and I won't have another drink.

After ten days' rest, friends are like clouds; Welcome to the wedding. -Wang Bo's "Preface to Wang Tengting's Autumn Farewell" Life is not divided into old and young, and it must be the same tune first.

-Du Fu's "Walking Home" Chai Men birdsong, thousands of miles home. -Du Fu's "Three Songs of Qiang Village" often make friends with Wen and call themselves neighbors.

-Tang Zuyong's "Qingming Banquet Thinking about Other Things in shun lau Langzhong" There are many geese in the sky and many carp in the pool; After reading half a hundred books, I didn't send out a line. -Du Fu's "Sending High School Students to the Fifteenth Exhibition Room" It was a heart-to-heart encounter, and we remembered each other from then on.

-Bai Juyi's "Two Pieces of Wounded Tangqu" The bright moon is the same as three nights, and Qingyang should have two springs. -Bai Juyi's "Want to be close to the eight dramas of the Yuan Dynasty, be polite before the soldiers". A gentleman avoids sexual intercourse and chooses to make friends as his teacher.

Jia Dao's "Send Shen Xiucai East" makes friends in life, from beginning to end, not for ups and downs. -Helan Jin Ming's "Five Difficult Poems" The world needs gold to make friends, but it is not too much gold.

-Zhang said that "the title of the wall master" is a friend of the world, and the door is afraid of guests. -Du Fu's "One Word Caotang to Dongtun Caotang Two Poems" dictated that thorns were born in the belly.

-Meng Jiao's "Choosing a Friend" was a hot topic on the roof yesterday. It is good to go outside today. -Bai Juyi's "Five Dialects" Qian Qian, a fair-weather brother, is absolutely difficult.

-Feng Menglong The whole world knows how many people can be intimate. -Feng Menglong is a noble person in life, and every time you pay attention to it.

Who wants to live in Taige and read grass? -Lu Ciyun's "Ideology" was questioned and was an old friend.

-Wu's "Meeting Old Friends" is very interesting today. Don't forget it in the future. -Cao Zhi's "Song of Complaints" Jiangnan has nothing, talk about a spring.

-Lu Kai's "Gift" knows each other, why not cover the old collection preface-Tao Yuanming's "Answering Pang's Main Book" sees autumn grass at sunset and meets old friends in old age. -Li Duan's "The River is Happy to Meet Every Common Civilization" There are no pedestrians in the ancient road, and Hanshan sees you alone.

-Liu Changqing's Interview with Huangfuxiang in Bijian Mountain Villa Young people learn new things and miss old friends. -Han Yu Courage is a sword and waves are two duckweeds.

-Han Yu Neither of us is happy-Forever and ever, we meet. We understand. What is the relationship between acquaintances? . -Bai Juyi thought for ten years overnight, and a few people are stronger than others.

-Yuan Zhen's "Twelve Poems of Returning to the West" advised you to drink more wine. There is no reason for people to go west to Yangguan. (Wang Wei: "Send Yuan 20 An") Cold rain enters Wu at night, and the guests are sent to Chushan alone.

(Wang Changling: "Parting Xin Jian at Furong Inn") Mochow has no confidant in the road ahead, and everyone knows you. (Gao Shi: "Don't be big") Peach Blossom Lake is three thousands of feet, not as good as Wang Lun.

(Li Bai: To Wang Lun) The solitary sail is far away from the sky, and only the Yangtze River flows in the sky. (Li Bai: Farewell to Meng Haoran on the way to Yangzhou) 1. A pot of wine from the flowers, I drink it alone. No one is with me.

Raise my cup, I invite the bright moon, which brings me its shadow and makes us three people. -Li Bai's "Drinking the Bright Moon Alone" is full of apricot trees along the river, and the new night wind.

The garden is full of shadows, shining in the green waves all night: spring breeze all night. A spring outing of Tang Wangya. We said goodbye sadly, and our two officials went in opposite directions.

After all, the world is just a small place. (Farewell the viceroy to his post in Shu) II. Oh, my friend's prince, you left again, and I heard them sigh behind you.

(Li Bai: "Send a friend" 3. The grass turns green again in spring, but what about you, my friend Prince? ? (Bai Juyi: Farewell to Ancient Grass) 4. Weicheng is rainy and dusty, and the guest house is green and willow. Sincerely advise friends to drink a glass of wine, and it is difficult to meet their loved ones when they go out to Yang Guan in the west.

(Wang Wei: "Send Yuan Twenty Shi An Xi") 5. Cold rain at night Wu, Fujian in Chushan. (Wang Changling: Farewell to Xin Jian at Furong Inn) 6. Mochow has no confidant in the road ahead, and everyone knows a gentleman.

(Gao Shi: "Not Big") 7. Thousands of feet in Taohuatan is not as good as Wang Lun's. (Li Bai: To Wang Lun) 8. Lonely sails are far away from the blue sky, and only the Yangtze River flows in the sky.

(Li Bai: Farewell to Meng Haoran on the way to Yangzhou) 9. We watched him go east through the wheel tower door, leaving only hoofprint behind him. (Cen Can: Farewell to Tian Shuji Wu's Home in a Song of Snow) 10. Outside Changting, beside the ancient road, the grass is blue.

The evening breeze blows the flute, and the sunset is beyond the mountain. Horizon, a corner of the sea, intimate friends are half scattered.

A ladle of turbid wine makes me happy. Say goodbye to Meng Han tonight. Li Shutong: Farewell.

6. What are the poems about friendship? 1, Peach Blossom Lake is deep in thousands of feet, not as good as that in Wang Lun. -Li Bai (Tang Dynasty)-To Wang Lun

Interpretation: Even if the Peach Blossom Lake reaches thousands of feet, it is not as deep as Wang Lun's farewell.

2, meeting each other and getting drunk late is the leading edge, and the wind and rain are swaying. -Su Shi (Song Dynasty)-"Queqiao Xiantanabata"

Interpretation: Meeting today and getting drunk today is the fate of a previous life. Who knows where they will go after they break up?

However, as long as China keeps our friendship, heaven will remain our neighbor. -(Tang Dynasty)-"Farewell to Du DuDu's Departure from Shu"

Interpretation: As long as you have intimate friends, you don't feel far away within the four seas. Even at the ends of the earth, I feel like a close neighbor.

Haven't you noticed that Guan Bao is very poor, and he turned over when he was poor? This road has been abandoned by people today. -Du Fu (Tang Dynasty)-Poor Bank of Communications

Interpretation: But you see, Guan Zhong and Bao, ancient friends of the rich and the poor, have been abandoned by people today.

5, the world needs gold to make friends, and there is not too much gold. -Zhang Qian (Tang Dynasty)-"On the Wall Master of Chang 'an"

Interpretation: Secular people need to use gold as a link and make friends with each other. Gold is not used much, so friendship is naturally not deep.

6. It's too late to ask, and we are old friends again. -Wu (Qing)-"Meeting Old Friends"

Interpretation: I haven't thought of asking questions, but I have already missed them. A closer look reveals that he is an old friend.

7, Jiangnan has nothing, talk about a spring. -Lu Kai (Southern and Northern Dynasties)-Poetry for Ye Fan

Interpretation: There is no better gift in Jiangnan. Let's send a plum blossom to spring.

8. There are no pedestrians in the ancient road, and Hanshan sees you alone. -Liu Changqing (Tang Dynasty)-"Interview with Huangfuxiang in Bijian Villa"

Interpretation: No one is coming and going on the road, only you are walking alone.

9. We were all unhappy until the end of the day when we met. We understand. What is the relationship between acquaintances? ! -Bai Juyi (Tang Dynasty)-Introduction to Pipa/Pipa

Interpretation: we are all sad people who have fallen into the world; When we meet today, why should we ask if you have met before?

10, I advise you to drink one more glass of wine and go out of Yangguan for no reason. -Wang Wei (Tang Dynasty)-"Cheng Wei Qu/Sending Yuan Er Shi An Xi"

Interpretation: I sincerely advise my friends to have another glass of wine. It's hard to meet old relatives when you go west from Yangguan.

7. Ten poems about friendship have no bosom friends before, and no one in the world knows you. (Gao Shi: "Don't be big")

7. Peach Blossom Pond and thousands of feet are not as good as Wang Lun's. (Li Bai: "To Wang Lun")

8. The solitary sail is far away from the blue sky, and only the Yangtze River flows in the sky. (Li Bai: "Farewell to Meng Haoran on the way to Yangzhou")

9. We watched him go east through the tower gate, leaving only hoofprint behind him. (Song of Snow White sends Tian Shuji home)

10. Outside the pavilion, beside the ancient road, the grass is blue and the sky is blue. The evening breeze blows the flute, and the sunset is beyond the mountain. Horizon, a corner of the sea, intimate friends are half scattered. A ladle of turbid wine makes me happy. Say goodbye to Meng Han tonight. (Li Shutong: "Goodbye")

True friends don't talk about friendship. They don't ask each other for anything for friendship, but do everything possible for each other.

-belinsky

Kind words and promises are easier said than done. Only when we are in trouble can we see the sincerity of our friends.

Krylov (Russian Federation)

No matter whether it is sentimental poems, beautiful articles, or leisurely happiness, nothing can replace extremely close friendship.

-(Russian) Pushkin

A true friend should tell the truth, no matter how sharp.

-(former Soviet Union) ostrovsky Meng Jiao

The mother used the needle and thread in her hand to make clothes for her long-distance son.

Before leaving, I had a stitch for fear that my son would come back late and his clothes would be damaged.

But how much love does this inch of grass have? Make three spring scenery.

Relatives and friends in Luoyang asked each other that there was a piece of ice in the jade pot.

After three months of war, a piece of news from home is worth a ton of gold.

Vacation in the mountains reminds me of my brothers in Shandong.

As a stranger in a foreign land,

Please think twice about your relatives during the festival.

I haven't seen you all day, Sanqiu! Book of Songs (Spring and Autumn Period)

A song leaves two lines of tears, I don't know where to meet again. (Tang) Wei Zhuang's "Linjiang Farewell to Li Xiucai"

He Manzi, watch how hard she tries to hold back her tears. (Tang) "Two Poems in Palace Style"

People have joys and sorrows, and the moon is full of ups and downs. It's a shame! I hope people will live for a long time and have a good scenery thousands of miles away. (Song) Su Shi's "Water Tune Song Tou"

Today, I came here again. I don't know where the girl went. Only the peach blossoms are still there, smiling in full bloom in the spring breeze. (Tang) Cui Hu's "South Village Topic"

I haven't seen you in the winding mountain road, leaving only a row of horseshoe prints. (Tang) "Song of Snow White", the Secretary of Sending Fields to Wu's Hometown.

Ultima Thule is still far from the end, only the mind is infinitely long, and there is no time. (Song) Yan Shu's Magnolia

The moon rose to the willow tree, and he met me at dusk. (Song) Zhu's Tea Son

A thousand people shake hands and make my sleeves smell good for three years. (Qing) Gong Zizhen's Song Yuting

Sincerely advise friends to drink a glass of wine, and it is difficult to meet their loved ones when they go out to Yang Guan in the west. (Tang) Wang Wei's "Send Yuan Twenty Shi An Xi"

Never thought, in this Jiangnan scenic area; It is the season of falling flowers, and I can meet you, an old acquaintance. (Tang) Du Fu's "Going Downstream"

I don't regret that my belt is getting wider and wider, which makes people haggard for Iraq. (Song) Liu Yong's Wu Fengqi

We were all unhappy until the end of the day, when we met. We understand. What is the relationship between acquaintances? . (Tang) Bai Juyi's Pipa Trip

There is no way to eliminate this situation, only frown and mind. (Song) A Piece of Plum by Li Qingzhao

Since ancient times, it has been even worse to be sad and neglect the clear autumn festival. (Song) Liu Yong's "Yu Lin Ling"

Holding hands and looking at each other, tears swirled in my eyes until there were no words at last, and a thousand words stuck in my throat and I couldn't say it. (Song) Liu Yong's "Yu Lin Ling"

It's easier to see when it's not. (Five Dynasties) Li Yu's Langtaosha

Without Cai Feng's wings, it is impossible to be Qi Fei in fly with me; The heart is like a soul, and the feelings are the same. (Tang) Li Shangyin's Untitled

As long as two people love us to the end, why covet my Heron? (Song Dynasty) Qin Guan's Queqiao Fairy

The old lady didn't sweep the flower path for the guests. Today, it's only for you. Chai Men hasn't opened it for you yet, but it will open it for you today. (Tang) Du Fu's "Guest Arrivals"