1. Hu Yifei: If it weren’t for a whip, I would be the first to whip you to death, a wretched person born in the 1970s.

2. Hu Yifei: Why are you looking at my signature? Do you want to plot against me?

3. Hitting someone is not recommended. A slap in the face will hurt your self-esteem. We are brothers. As long as you dare to use violence against any one of us, the other two of us will call the police.

4. Hu Yifei: If you have money to buy gifts, shouldn’t you also consider paying back the money to your creditors?

5. Hu Yifei: You can escape the monk, but you cannot escape the abbot.

6. Hu Yifei: Now my status is different, my back is stiffer, and I can no longer breathe when I speak.

7. Hu Yifei: I always thought he was the number between 1 and 3, but I didn’t expect that he also said the combination of 1 and 3.

8. Hu Yifei: If my relationship fails, it will be the other person lying on the ground.

9. Hu Yifei: Naked marriage and elopement, you are running naked.

10. Hu Yifei: Your head and butt are on the wrong side again.

11. Hu Yifei: Hey, I don’t know if it’s a boy or a girl yet, so I don’t know if you will be a grandma or a grandma. (Where does this go?)

12. Hu Yifei: Yifei: As the saying goes, the unexpected comes. Xiaoxian: I will kill myself.

13. Hu Yifei: Big birds can be found in any forest.

14. Hu Yifei: The new generation of urban women can go to the hall, go to the kitchen, kill wooden horses, climb over fences, drive bicycles, buy bungalows, fight with mistresses, and beat mistresses. Too bad!

15. Hu Yifei: You are now like a sixteen-year-old girl who is obsessed with bad boys.

16. Hu Yifei: Forgiving him is a matter for God. My task is to send him to see God.

17. Hu Yifei: Quarrel is always bad, why not just have a duel?

18. Hu Yifei: Anything that can go wrong will always go wrong.

19. Hu Yifei: This diamond may be fake. Xiaoxian, bring your banknote detector.

20. Hu Yifei: Tsk, you have the word "depressed" written all over your face. People who are illiterate really can't tell it.

21. Hu Yifei: I really want to install a toilet in your head and flush all the disgusting things out of your mind... Then his whole brain will be flushed out.

22. Hu Yifei: Pigs are always pigs, and people are sometimes not people!

23. Hu Yifei: No one can deceive me, Hu Yifei.

24. Hu Yifei: How about I throw a coin and tell your fortune? Heads, you will be dealt with by her; tails, she will be dealt with you. If the coin stands on the ground, you will be safe. How about it?

25. Hu Yifei: It is frozen three feet and cannot be thawed without a microwave oven.

26. Hu Yifei: I will never bow to evil forces, and I will not beat you to death.

27. Hu Yifei: Zeng Xiaoxian, you should throw away your broken mobile phone. The camera is worse than an onion. Lu Ziqiao, you make him a sharp brother, and the bearded man, you make him Chen Meijia. I really Think about a sip of salt soda...

28. Hu Yifei: I ran to you desperately, imagining that you would be moved by my persistence! Even if there is a whole world between us, as long as we take a step closer to each other every day, I will definitely be able to hold your hand one day! But it's all an illusion. No matter how hard I try, I can't get to you because you're still standing there!

29. Hu Yifei: The price of pigs has increased these days, so why can’t you increase the price?

30. Hu Yifei: Nothing is as simple as it seems.

31. Hu Yifei: Think about it, why didn’t she choose someone else but bring Epad back? Xiaoxian: It’s sold out because it’s crazy about love.

32. Hu Yifei: Spit is used to count money, not to reason.

34. Hu Yifei: At least we don’t chase 200 episodes of sad TV series and the temptation to return to the village.

35. Hu Yifei: After drinking Feilu milk powder, my waist is no longer sore, my legs are no longer painful, and even my heart is no longer beating!

36. Hu Yifei: If you want to live a decent life, you must have a little green on your body.

37. Hu Yifei: Is there any competition in this world that you can’t do without? Could it be a plot knowledge contest about the temptation to return to the village?

38. Hu Yifei: I gave you my mobile phone number, why don’t you understand what I’m thinking! If you have anything to do, please give me a few dozen yuan to spend.

39. Hu Yifei: Do you want to get pregnant before the age of 30? Xiaoxian: I want to become a millionaire. Yifei: It’s still more likely that she’s pregnant.

40. Hu Yifei: It’s me who smokes, not the cigar.

41. Hu Yifei: Humiliate him, trample on him, ravage him.

42. Hu Yifei: A good dog doesn’t block the road, and everything that blocks the road is a roadblock.

43. Hu Yifei: What I teach is Shi Jing. This is just crazy!

44. Hu Yifei: What is the difference between this and reincarnation directly?

45. Hu Yifei: The United States is so awesome. It has been so long since the Asian Games and it has not won a medal!

46. Hu Yifei: The six artifacts that interest men are: 1. Leopard print 2. Short skirt 3. Stockings 4. Boots 5. Steel pipe 6. Seductive eyes. There is only one person who meets this condition, and that is Sun Wukong. The five artifacts that make women interested are: 1. High worth, 2. Domineering, 3. Feeling safe, 4. Being able to protect you, 5. Being dedicated to you. The only one that meets this condition is the Tibetan Mastiff.

47. Hu Yifei: I think this hobby is good, very good and lifelong.

48. Hu Yifei: I really want to rub my size 37 shoes onto your size 42 face now.

49. Hu Yifei: I will not argue with idiots, otherwise others will not be able to tell who is an idiot.

50. Hu Yifei: Domineering and leaky.

51. Hu Yifei: Don’t call me Lei Feng, my name is Red Scarf!

52. Hu Yifei: Everything will take longer than you expect.

53. Hu Yifei: Only rich people can be called otakus. Do you call them otakus? What you call living in a snail's nest; only rich people can call it melancholy, but do you call it melancholy? You call that depression; only rich people can call it energy saving, but do you call it energy saving? What you call stingy; only rich people can be called plump. Do you call that plump? You call it rough; only rich people can call it travel, but do you call it travel? What you call wandering; only rich people can be called single. Do you call that single? That's what you call a bachelor.

54. Hu Yifei: Witnesses, I saw how big you are, you must have eaten too much melatonin, how dare you spread rumors about me!

55. Hu Yifei: You must get online for me tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the monument.

56. Hu Yifei: You finally figured it out, get it done soon, and I will be your brother-in-law.

57. Hu Yifei: Imagine the scene. Wanyu doesn’t have a veil, and you don’t have a ring. Fortunately, you can hold a puppy in your arms at the door of a locked studio, with a guy in the background. They are picking the lock, but you may not be able to see it clearly because the surroundings are dark and the lighting engineer does not have a light, but he can shout "come on" from the side, but even so, it doesn't matter. It turns out that there is no photographer taking the picture at all.

58. Hu Yifei: Believe it or not, I will tear your mouth apart.

59. Hu Yifei: The person riding the white horse may not be a prince, but he may be Tang Monk; the person who can burn incense may not be a monk, but may be a panda; the person with tattoos may not be a bad guy, but he may be Yue Fei ; The one who can fly may not be a big bird, it may also be Li Ning.

60. Hu Yifei: If anyone bullies you, tell me and I will beat his neck until it moves, his internal organs until he is connected, his IQ until he is in arrears, and his head until he vibrates; The little face is made into a colorful screen; the ears are made into a harmonious shape; the nose is made into a straight line; the throat is made into a colorful bell; the front teeth are made into a flip; the legs are made into a ninety-nine; the hands are made into a shape that is not in the service area; a small life Turned off.

61. Hu Yifei: This drama is really good, especially your screenwriter, who is so talented. He must have graduated from a school for the mentally retarded. The plot he wrote was worse than a sheep's voice, and even the amoeba couldn't survive the keyboard he touched. The biggest difference between him and pigs is that pigs can't turn into humans at will, but he turns into a pig every now and then. I guessed he wrote the script using pig's trotters, and I suggested he take some hemorrhoid medicine to treat his foot-and-mouth disease.

62. Hu Yifei: Plant people can talk better than you. Believe it or not, I will plant you in a flower pot.

63. Hu Yifei: He is a man after all, and he sounds like a little Shenyang.

64. Hu Yifei: The big bad wolf is busy catching Little Red Riding Hood.

65. Hu Yifei: If you are worried about something happening, it is more likely to happen.

66. Hu Yifei: There is a saying in Hu's art of war. Only by putting on the yellow robe and forcing people to go to the Liangshan Mountains can they draw fire from the bottom of the cauldron and turn the tide!

67. Hu Yifei: Martyrs can still be recognized posthumously. Why can’t surprises be replaced?