You must call me online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.
3. Pursuing the peak feeling and creating a happy life!
Did you get your head squeezed by the door? You dinosaur that degenerates three times a day!
5, three waves of mantra: romance, waste, screaming.
6. I will definitely be cut into potato chips.
7. I thought I was God, able to settle myself and be considerate of all beings.
8. Hard life needs no explanation!
9. Confucius said: Life is short, eat, drink and be merry in time. A hundred years is too long, we can't seize the day!
10, some people will come back, and some people know that goodbye is too difficult.
1 1, a lone star in Dreadwind, was stood up for his second marriage.
12, if my relationship fails, it must be the other person lying on the ground.
13, don't worry! Master, big brother will come to save us!
14, I am a stream, always flowing forward, stream, stream, never stopping.
15, this is not a turning point in life, but a breaking point.
16, you can escape the monk, but you can't escape the abbot.
17, the salesman who doesn't want to be a nanny is not a good student.
18, how realistic girls are these days! Who will sit there with you and criticize your feelings?
19, slipped on a banana peel and then trampled it.
20. Now the raw rice has been cooked into porridge.
2 1, I can die in a dozen different ways.
22, I am not a locust, I am not a centipede, I only love my brother, perfect love.
23, you let me go, I'm leaving; You asked me to come back. Sorry, I walked away.
Yes, I just like Ceng Xiaoxian. You bit me!
25. Taking the tomb after death finally made up for the regret of not being able to buy a house before death.
26, don't give the right to speak to your opponent, it is robbed.
Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.
28. Don't trust women. A gentle woman often hides a heart.
29. The most beautiful thing about love is not necessarily the ending. The journey together has been a lifetime.
When I become an emperor, I will make you a prince.
3 1, life is like a play, one is in love, the other is married and has children. This is normal.
I never eat gum, and I can't swallow it.
Research shows that every boy with taste has an imaginary friend.
34. When you fall down with only one drop of blood, call Brother Zeng three times to come back to life.
35. Then explain to me why there is a brick in your shoe that still glows.
36. God, I can't wash myself by jumping into the sea in Japan.
37. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock!
38. A big river is wide, and the wind blows rice flowers on both sides.
I like him, but that is the past tense, and life is the future tense.
40. Spring breeze blows through Lugu Lake, and autumn rain soaks into Jiuzhaigou.
4 1, as the saying goes, leaders are not afraid of being like donkeys, but subordinates are afraid of being like pigs.
42. A good man is me. I'm Ceng Xiaoxian.
43. Whose children are not optimistic? Is there a place to jump rubber bands on the road?
44. Two heads are better than one, Zhuge Liang stinks to death.
It is not good to quarrel. Let's fight.
46. Maybe it's not that your taste buds are broken. You should change your mind.
You can't go to the game because it's too anti-human.
48. I will never bow to evil forces, and I will not do it if I kill you.
49. There are worms in vegetables and wires in the fan.
50, hitting people does not advocate, hitting the face hurts self-esteem.
5 1. In my dictionary, there is no distance between points, only the fate between hearts.
52. I agree, I have the final say. If there is any objection, she has the final decision.
How can you say that he is crazy? Only if you have a brain.
54. Youth has no end, and our story has no end.
55. Either do your homework in advance or take a cheat sheet with you.
56. As the saying goes, money makes the mare go.
57. The word love is magical. Taken from the abnormal change above and the abnormal state below.
58. What's your situation? You can have at most one ID card.
59. Since ancient times, no one has died, and those who die early and late have to die.
60. Earn tickets. Buy a house. Pick up girls This is a real man.
6 1, if you don't work hard today, work hard tomorrow!
62. Life is alive, and the rest are floating clouds.
63. Jump early, call it a day, die early and live early.
64. Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, sparking and lightning all the way.
65. People can't hang themselves from a tree, but try to die several times in several nearby trees.
66. The hustle and bustle of the world are all floating clouds, and the tranquility in the book is eternal.
67. I have tried to hang noodles, jump off a building with a parachute, hit my head with tofu and pulse with potato chips.
68. You are sheep tone. You ran away from the beginning. You can't run back, can you?
69. Did your mother throw away people and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you!
70. You are more like Donnie Yen than Jet Li!
7 1, your explanation is shielding, shielding is the fact, and the fact is the beginning of evil.
Opportunities have fallen on me. But I avoided them all.
73. What's your status? You have an ID card.
74. Love comes quietly. Whether you are ready or not, you already belong to each other.
75. In our place, boys are interested in girls and will say leave a phone number!
76, ugly, but very special, just very ugly.
77. This is the road to success, but it is still under construction. Remember to wear a helmet.
78, ugly, but ugly is special, especially ugly!
79, left eye jump, peach blossom, right eye jump, * * open.
We are both promising young people who let go of their dreams on New Year's Eve.
8 1. People who love you will say things you don't want to hear because they don't want you to get hurt.
Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.
83. It's always bad to quarrel. Why don't you call?
84. Narcissism plus brain damage equals self-mutilation.
85. Read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more.
86. If you don't play by common sense, Conan will be angry with Richard Moore if he is still alive.
87. I am a born actor. From small to large, I saw beautiful MM eyes are round.
88. It's not terrible to die, but it's terrible to wait and die.
89, pervert, you can either swipe your card or coin it, or fuck off and twist it!
90. I still think the clinic downstairs is better. All patients have free lollipops to eat.
9 1, parents can't call their children rabbits, because they are genetically unfavorable to their parents.
92, Phelps cottage waterproof machine, cottage machine, is the cow.
93, well said, said a lot, I didn't understand.
94. A lover's tears make him drunk, and an affectionate heart breaks when he rubs it.
95. Look at your big face. Every time I stand next to you, my cell phone has no signal, and I can't see the sun when I walk on the road!
96. Help me cut the carrot into diced meat.
97. You told me that the deeper the dream, the weaker the pain. You lied to me. It hurts. It hurts here.
98. As the saying goes, Rome was not built in a day.
99. Listen to other people's stories and shed your own tears.
100, frozen for three feet, not thawed unless microwave oven.
10 1, for a takeaway, the whole world is high-grade arms!
102, it's a long way to go in Xiu Yuan.
103, drinking without driving, drinking without driving.