The poem about cursing dogs is 1. What sentences describe "scolding dogs"?
1. It looks like a pen at close range and a shovel at a distance. You can put a feather duster on your head and wrap a dog skin blanket.
Dogs will bite Lv Dongbin, but they don't know how to love people.
3. Dog bites dog, full of hair.
4. Those people who want to decorate their own shortcomings with poor ambition, which is Xiao Zhi's big picture, enjoy it, so as to clamp the mouth of the world, and then they are not. Otherwise, it's hard to tell if it's a lie just by looking at it.
5. It is worthy of being a dog man and woman, and it is more shameless than a dog!
6. Don't criticize dogs, but who eats and drinks for nothing?
7. Beat a dog without looking at its owner?
Don't be afraid when you meet a dog on the road. Fight it bravely. There will only be three results: first, you win, you are better than the dog; Second, if you lose, you are even worse than a dog; Third, you are even. You are like a dog.
9. How can they call you a dog? This is outrageous! Call people what they look like! How can you say you look like a dog? That's insulting the dog.
10. You are from Liao. (similar to cursing dogs)
1 1. Like a dog, it has a bright future, but it cannot be found.
12. Remember, lazy dog.
13. If ugly can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down.
14. Dogs will climb over the wall when they are anxious. I think you can only hit the wall!
15. Dogs, men and women are made in heaven!
2. Encyclopedia of Curse Ancient Poems and Sentences
As follows, hope to adopt:
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"Inhumanity": not people. For example, a friend is angry: "No humanity! Walk with people, walk with people. "
"Beast": It is a beast. It means, for example, this person is really an animal!
"Longitudinal": This kid. Such as: Fan Zeng scolded Liu Bang: "Alas! Insufficient vertical axis, please. "
"Stupid as a pig and dog: Fan Heng scolded Cao Shuang's father Cao Zhen for giving birth to such a" stupid as a pig and dog "guy.
"pedant": a short-sighted boy
"Rude" ugly boy.
"You ruffian": There are many novels in Ming and Qing Dynasties without examples.
"lothario": a lecherous. Song Yu said that a disciple's wife had messy hair, crooked ears, cracked lips, missing teeth, limping, covered in scabies and severe hemorrhoids. But Dr. Deng Tu liked her very much and had five children with her. To illustrate the lewdness of the lothario.
2 hole sage call names:
The Analects of Confucius asked: "Being old and not dying is a thief!" (Modern people: old and immortal)
The Analects of Confucius: "A man who fights is not enough!" (Modern people: barrels, foodies, pigs)
"The Analects of Confucius Gongye Chang": "Rotten wood cannot be carved, nor can dung walls be carved!" (Modern people: garbage, shit, stinky shit)
Advanced Analects of Confucius: "Immortality." (Modern people: Don't die a natural death, be cursed, be beheaded)
3. Express network catchwords in ancient Chinese
1, original: Scared the baby to death Translation: Scared the child to cry, can drive the old man.
2, the original: don't be blind BB translation: don't make noise, listen and see.
I don't even need to wash my hair when I see you.
4. Why don't you go to heaven? Why not ride the wind and soar in Wan Li?
Well, frogs can't talk about the sea, and summer insects can't talk about ice.
Your face looks like a racehorse on your forehead.
The person I like doesn't like me. My heart is facing the mountain, and yours is facing the water.
I will watch you pretend quietly. I will always look on coldly at crabs and see how long you run amok.
9. I am so handsome that I can't sleep every day.
10, original: Don't be tall, I want to sleep. I am so drunk that I want to sleep and go. The Ming dynasty intended to hold the piano.
1 1, original: rich, willful Translation: There is a daughter at home, and the decision is in my heart.
12, original: well said, reasonable, but I have nothing to say.
13, original: show love, die quickly translation: love without hiding, take my life.
14, original: scared my dad to death. My parents heard that my daughter was coming, so they hung up the Southeast Branch.
15, original: don't sleep, get up. The days are short and the nights are long, so why not travel by candlelight?
16, original: You are so awesome, does your family know?
The male sword at the waist is three feet long, but your family is strict and kind.
17, original: What is the difference between a man without ideals and a salted fish?
The ruins of the river are dry and become dry at dusk; A man without ambition is different from him.
18, original: I have knowledge and I am proud to translate: my mind is full of poems and books.
19, original: You are not fighting alone.
Men never look back at explosions.
A man's predecessor doesn't look back, and the fire goes with the wind.
2 1, original: Although I am cute and charming, I will bring death.
There are peerless and independent beauties in the north. Take care of the city first, then the country.
Don't pay attention to these details. If you want to do great things, don't dwell on details.
23. Original: If you don't die, you won't die. Why don't you understand?
Fortunately, there is no white blade to push forward, so why give up and donate?
Draw a circle and curse you. Draw a circle and wish you a long sleep.
25. The original text: Say the important things three times. It's a long story, three orders and five applications.
I unilaterally announced my marriage to * *. I want to express my opinion to make the two surnames better.
You city folks really know how to party. There was a play in the city, and the villagers laughed their heads off.
28. The original text is also drunk. Walking is decadent, and the center is drunk.
29, the original: the heart is so tired Translation: If the shape is awkward, the heart is gray.
30. My heart is about to collapse. Translation: Confusion, platform collapse.
3. What are the cursing poems?
My son is a Zhongshan wolf. If he succeeds, he will be crazy.
Mother's sincerity and mother's unhappiness
It means mom, so he/mom is very upset.
The top of the leaf howls at the mountain, and the mud lies/troughs in the Mahler Gobi.
In the clouds, someone is sitting by the river. Xiao Li flies a knife, and someone becomes a small/too/supervisor. (Someone please automatically switch to the person you want to scold)
When weeding at noon, mines are buried in the soil. Your baby digs a mine and blows it into two/a hundred/five.
I wish you happiness. You deserve to be drowned. I wish you a better life than Nanshan.
The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the morgue.
Head down and walk west with a smile.
The foot of my bed gave off such bright light that the thief climbed into the window. Open the safe, bills.
Such a bright line was at the foot of my bed that Li Bai climbed up the window. I lost all my hair when I met X-rays.
The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant. My mouth is watering, Qianzu. I have no money as soon as I touch my pocket.
If you don't wash your feet when you sleep in spring, mosquitoes bite everywhere. At night, Hong Kong feet stink.
In the spring morning, I woke up easily and mosquito bites were everywhere. At night, no one can escape.
The boatman kicked Li Bai out of the boat without paying him. Peach Blossom Beach is as deep as thousands of feet. I wonder if Li Bai is dead.
ito
Dondum
It rains in succession during the Qingming Festival.
I am lonely and want to commit suicide.
Excuse me, where is the beauty?
Mu Tong Yaozhi Sanlitun
Kindness in learning
When cooking is at noon, sweat and oil are boiled out.
Whoever eats the Chinese food on the plate will suffer.
well
Always remember the canteen,
Flies are as happy as ever.
Swallow black pearls,
Unconsciously, a dead fly entered your stomach.
Vomiting, vomiting,
Spit out pickles.
Black night cry
I can't stroll into the canteen, and my face is like autumn.
The long line frowned.
It's hard to bite, but this is steamed bread.
Don't smell sour in your heart.
Manjianghong. Write a bosom.
Panting, afraid to rest in the canteen.
Looking up, the queue is endless and the competition is fierce.
Thirty brothers are worried and anxious, and eight people are angry.
Don't wait, dry that bowl of rice, empty and sad!
Hungry and ashamed, it's still snowing. When will students hate it?
Knock on the low stool square table with chopsticks.
It's hard to swallow a mouthful of rice with an empty stomach, but it's hard to drink it with a smile.
After eating, pick up the leftovers, still hungry.
4. Curse ancient poems
The first money is worth a slave soldier. The price of the first money means that slaves and soldiers were inferior at that time): Li scolded the cloud: "The first money is worth slave soldiers, so don't urge officials." The road of writing
Begging for food (beggar, equivalent to Sichuan people cursing' begging hole'): Another child may just gouge out his fish and watch the goods, because he scolds: "Begging for food will eventually starve to death, so why should I treat it like this!" Swearing words in Yuquanzi
Liao (similar to cursing dogs, but also cursing people as animals): "What's the difference?" He said: "Since" xianggong "is in the imperial court, no one dares to scold Zhang. Your words have wavered a little since the strike. " Feng's knowledge and experience
Hu (At that time, some foreigners were backward in productivity and impolite, so they were discriminated against by polite China people, called Hu, and that's where the so-called nonsense came from. I didn't expect China people to lose their manners today, and they were added with the discriminatory suffix nese by the British): Lushan felt ridiculous and was furious, scolding South Korea: "How dare Turks do this?" "... scold Cao Yue:" I killed you, what's it to you! "Yue and others called for Liu Quantie, but later they met Chao Yi. Chao Yi said, "Are saints not surprised? An Shi Rebellion
Slave material (slave): Tomorrow I will sigh with my assistant and say, "Ziyi's sons are all slaves. Don't reward the father's waiting capital, but cherish the mother and son of the mother, not the slave! " new history of the tang dynasty
Dog: General Wu ordered the boy to surrender, and the boy scolded him: "Dog Wu! Is there a general Han who surrendered? " "Notes for Beginners" (some people call it "Bug Dog". For example, after being buried, all the six animals in the Tang family can speak and curse: "What Bug Dog buried me like this?" (Guang Yi Ji)
Rogue (this is universal in ancient and modern times): as expected, he came to Taiwan for no reason, but he was called "rogue" and "Datang Xinyu"
Idiot (it seems that the Japanese use this word for pornography and there is a source): Ren Mo got angry and called "idiot!" "Datang Xinyu
Tian She slave (a' hillbilly' in the Tang Dynasty, and some people called him' Tian Shelang'): Emperor Taizong resigned from office and went home, angrily saying, "This Tian She slave must be killed in the end!" The queen of literature asked, "Who are you complaining about?" The emperor said: "I am just a veteran of Wei Zhi, insulting me to everyone." individualism
Thief bald slave (it is disrespectful to scold a monk): But as soon as I heard the voice of gnashing my teeth and gnawing at bones, it was like the voice of the semi-final of the conference, and I cursed: "Thief bald slave, why did you leave home to shave your head?" If I were a real woman, would I marry you? "Hedong Ji
What is waiting to flow (equivalent to modern' what', although the cursing methods are different, but the meaning is exactly the same): A few lines, the man cursed the cloud: "What is waiting to flow, let me come and go to send you! To know nothing is to be ungrateful. If you get 5000 yuan, I will pay it back to you. " Guangyiji
Flies, flies (called human insects): The master thundered: "Flies, flies love to smell ears, but if you can know the heart of the dragon and crane, then my way is not what you know." Besides, I know what's inside and what's outside. Are you stingy and generous? "zhi
There are also people who directly scold slave soldiers: pen and paper are liquid, and they compete to stand and practice. Their poem says, "It's too late to ask the emperor. The origin of Shinto is biased. Every citizen is poor and sick, but slave soldiers are always rich. " Feng's collection of novels
5. Poems describing swearing
My son is a Zhongshan wolf. If he succeeds, he will be crazy.
Mother's sincerity and mother's unhappiness
In the clouds, someone is sitting by the river. When Xiao Li flew the knife, someone became a little eunuch. (Someone please automatically switch to the person you want to scold)
When weeding at noon, mines are buried in the soil. Your baby dug a mine and blew it to 250.
I wish you happiness. You deserve to be drowned. I wish you a better life than Nanshan.
The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the morgue.
Head down and walk west with a smile.
The foot of my bed gave off such bright light that the thief climbed into the window. Open the safe, bills.
Such a bright line was at the foot of my bed that Li Bai climbed up the window. I lost all my hair when I met X-rays.
The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant. My mouth is watering outside thousands of feet, but I have no money with me when I touch my pocket.
If you don't wash your feet when you sleep in spring, mosquitoes bite everywhere. At night, Hong Kong feet stink.
In the spring morning, I woke up easily and mosquito bites were everywhere. At night, no one can escape.
Li Bai got on the boat without paying, and the boatman kicked him off. Peach Blossom Beach is as deep as thousands of feet. I wonder if Li Bai is dead.
ito
Dondum
It rains in succession during the Qingming Festival.
I am lonely and want to commit suicide.
Excuse me, where is the beauty?
Mu Tong Yaozhi Sanlitun
Kindness in learning
When cooking is at noon, sweat and oil are boiled out.
Whoever eats the Chinese food on the plate will suffer.
well
Always remember the canteen,
Flies are as happy as ever.
Swallow black pearls,
Unconsciously, a dead fly entered your stomach.
Vomiting, vomiting,
Spit out pickles.
Black night cry
I can't stroll into the canteen, and my face is like autumn.
The long line frowned.
It's hard to bite, but this is steamed bread.
Don't smell sour in your heart.
Manjianghong. Write a bosom.
Panting, afraid to rest in the canteen.
Looking up, the queue is endless and the competition is fierce.
Thirty brothers are worried and anxious, and eight people are angry.
Don't wait, dry that bowl of rice, empty and sad!
Hungry and ashamed, it's still snowing. When will students hate it?
Knock on the low stool square table with chopsticks.
It's hard to swallow a mouthful of rice with an empty stomach, but it's hard to drink it with a smile.
After eating, pick up the leftovers, still hungry.
6. What are the ancient poems about swearing?
1. I'm tired after writing all my life, and my reputation has never been lost. The horse returned another day, and there was no war in the east of the city. -Su Shi's Supplement to Dongpo Chronology
2. a needle is tempered, one by one. -"Yong Zhen" Wen Yingjiang
3. "If you are thousands of miles away, you will be like a duck to water, drifting with the tide and stealing your whole body." Will it be better to put a yoke on the horse, and will it follow the horse's track? Better than orioles, will you compete with chickens for food? "-"Chu Ci Supplement "Qu Yuan.
4. Yuanyang occupied the water and annoyed the guests, but the parrot thought that the cage could break the spell. -"Two Children" Li Shanfu
5. I'm used to children mocking teachers, and I'm too lazy to be an idiot cursing ghost books. -"Five Small Gardens" Liu Kezhuang
6. The official hamster is as big as a bucket, and it won't leave when people open the warehouse. The soldiers guarding the frontier have no food, and the industrious people are starving. Who sends the grain from the official warehouse to your mouth every day? -"Official Hamster" Cao Ye
7. Rats have skin, but people have no tools! If a person doesn't look his face squarely, he might as well die.
You see ground squirrels and teeth, but people ignore virtue. A man without virtue should not wait for death.
Rats have bodies, but people are rude! People are rude, not rude? -"Sweet Mouse" in The Book of Songs
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Boiled beans are held as soup and simmered as juice. Honey burns under the pot, and beans cry in the pot. We were born from the same root, so why should we speculate with each other! -Wei, "Seven Steps Poetry"
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Although the soldiers and horses in front of the temple are Xiao Xiong, their longitudinal violence is slightly the same as that of Qiang and Xiongnu. Above the Hanshui River, most of the loyalists are women. -Du Fu's quatrains
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Everyone raised the hope of cleverness, but I was delayed by cleverness all my life. I only hope that my children are honest and honest, and can reach the official position without disaster-Su Shi's "Washing Children"
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The merit is not high, but the name can be blown; You can drill without effort. Sri Lanka is a yamen, but I am satisfied: two or three sets of public houses, lovers do not leave; Talking and laughing, there are hotels and few people; You can travel to America and Japan. There is no shortage of money, backed by public funds. Eat "land, sea and air" and have enough fun with "beauty". The world says: shameful and disgusting! -Anonymous "New Edition of Humble Room Inscription"
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The official is not big, and the power is spiritual; There is not much profit, and it will be successful if you can get it. Although it is a nine-product, it is a saint. Eat, drink and fish, and everything can go first. The official rank is rising year by year, and the oil and water are increasing day by day. Cars are coming and going, talking nonsense; Command blindly, fool people. No pain caused by fatigue, no trouble caused by work. The world can't compare, and neither can the gods. The common people said, "This official is disgusting!" -Anonymous "New Edition of Humble Room Inscription"
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Why not take photos by drowning yourself! -"Yi Yan Yuan Yan"
14. Snakes talk with their mouths. -"Xiaoya's Clever Words" (excerpt)
15. The punch line is like a spring. -"Xiaoya's Clever Words" (excerpt)
7. What are the ancient poems about swearing?
China's earliest satirical poems may be some chapters in The Book of Songs Rats: "Rats have skins, but people are rude. If a person doesn't look his face squarely, he might as well die. Rats have skin and teeth, but people have no end. A man without virtue should not wait for death. Rats have skins and bodies, but people are rude. If people are rude, Hu will not die? "
Poetry is hard to find. Those who swear without dirty words are:
China didn't learn so many weapons, but you learned the sword;
Go to the sword, but don't learn the sword;
There are so many moves in the sword that you are drunk with learning the sword;
Learn silver swords instead of bronze swords and iron swords!
Finally, you became a martial arts stunt: drunken silver sword!
Finally, we can achieve the unity of man and sword-sword!
It is cursed to find saints. Mencius said: Yang thought I had no monarch; Mohism loves all and has no father. No father, no king, all animals. Even scholars with different opinions have to swear, which shows that China has a tradition of scholars swearing since ancient times. The difference between scholars and ordinary people lies in the degree of swearing.
You did nothing wrong! Can only blame Darwin's theory of evolution!
It's not your fault that you are ugly. You deserve it!
Were you bitten by a pig or caught by a door when you were a child? You still have the courage to live, so brave. ...