2) It's difficult, morally mysterious, and it's not a confidant. Talk to your bosom friend, don't waste your breath on your bosom friend.
3) Crosstalk pays attention to four lessons: Pit. The monk turned around. Cheating!
4) I work hard for everyone, and I may not get it if I work hard. I ask everyone to pay, and I will try my best not to lose.
5) people's hearts are tortuous, and the roads in the world overlap mountains.
6) Scientists know martial arts, and immortals can't stop them.
7) We haven't eaten for several days, and everyone looks like pancakes.
8) The story told today is not far from now. If there are old people at home, you can go back and ask, from the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period.
9) Take a catty of watermelon and weigh it on time.
10) Don't go after the party. I'll treat you to dinner, and whoever goes will pay.
The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear underneath.
Degang Guo's 50 Classic Quotations
12) This brain nucleus is as big as a pine nut. When you open the skull, you can cook it in a bowl.
13) Gangsi: Do you like tea or coffee? Degang Guo: I like duck blood vermicelli soup.
14) People always want ghosts and gods to know when they do good things, but they always feel that ghosts and gods don't know when they do bad things, which is too embarrassing for ghosts and gods!
15) Take a catty of watermelon and weigh it on time.
16) Listen to cross talk for twenty, and make a noise of sixteen thousand. Laugh and add money.
17) Some people say that they should abandon traditional cross talk, which is probably worth 1400 big mouths!
18) You are in good health. I can see at a glance that you must live to death.
19) if you want to be famous, publish a book first; If you want to publish a book, you have an accident first.
20) Last time I drank too much, I used chopsticks as chicken feet and ate one and a half.
2 1) You can unlock the door as soon as you poke it, and a bag of instant noodles can open a community.
22) Prosperity and longevity are not up to me. This is not for me to decide.
23) Would you like to listen? Are you willing to listen or are you willing to listen? I will never insist.
24) Wen can write down the world and mount a horse to fight to the death. On the kang, you know your wife, and on the kang, you know your shoes.
25) "Dad, I'm hungry!" "Hungry again, didn't you eat last year?"
26) A senior successfully snatched 1.83 million yuan in cash. When it arrived at 5 pm, it was still stuck in the North Third Ring Road.
27) Tell stories and sing operas to persuade people to go to the center on three continents. Good and evil will eventually be rewarded, and the right path in the world will change.
28) I buy 50 good cars-Alto, Alto, Alto! Get up with a dart and drive like a train!
29) The young man looks like an actor with his face covered.
30) Six grenades for one dollar. I'll throw you a hundred dollars first!