Xidi talked about her experience of encountering an exhibitionist as a child
Kang: Can a pervert like you scream and run away?
Xi: Otherwise, what should I do? Say "Here, let me help you!"
Kang: What if it's Takeshi Kaneshiro?
Xi: (Exhaling in embarrassment) I would say, "Do you need to do it yourself?"
2. Kang: Do you have smaller eyes than Jolin Tsai?
Xi: Yes, my eyes are smaller than Jolin's...
Kang: What should I do?
Xi: ...but my breasts are bigger than hers!
3. Kang: What if your boyfriend is thinner than you?
Xi: I can’t stand another thin man!
4. Hee: Do I look like I can easily show up in a nightclub?
Kang: At that time, if a Bodhisattva passed by in the sky, you would see a stream of evil spirit spraying out from the bar. Then follow the traces, and you will be sitting at the bottom!
5. Kang: You're not constipated anyway, so you won't go for a massage.
Xi: I often just want to pee properly, and then shit spurts out.
Cai Kangyong held his head and couldn't answer the question for a long time.
6. Discussing her ethnic style outfit with Qi Yu
Kang: Is this a real shawl on you, or is it a tablecloth?
Qi: (Forcing calm) It is a real shawl...
Xi: So your skirt is also a real skirt, not a curtain?
Believe me, Qi Yu is going crazy
7. Kang: Qi Yu is studying in the Department of Anthropology at National Taiwan University. What are you doing?
Xi: (looking uncertain) Discuss how humans evolved?
Qi: Oh, that’s right.
Xi: (excited) Real or fake?
Qi: Half of the answers are correct.
Xi: (continues to look uncertain) Is there any future development for mankind?
Qi: Yes.
Xi: (gasps heavily, disbelieving) Huh? !
Kang: How is it? Do you think it's very memorable?
Xi: No, I wouldn’t know how to pronounce it~~
8. Speaking of, there are as many Komiboy websites as F4 and 5566
Kang: I think this number is a big misunderstanding.
Xi: (with an innocent face) So you think F4 and 5566 are much more popular than Komi Boy, right?
Kang: (OS: You...this...) This is common sense, Xu Xidi!
Xi: (gloating) I didn’t say, I often meet them. They often go to Entertainment 100%
Kang: What to do?
Xi: Just... make inquiries and play games. Like you, True Love Index, you probably won’t meet each other very often, so you can say what’s on your mind, it’s okay
Kang: If True Love Index is going to visit Komi Boy one day, I think it’s time to say goodbye to that program. Bar
9. Kang: If you are too angry, what will you be?
Xi: Writer
Kang: (excited) Writer? ! What a great writer! Are you working as a writer for your outdated artists?
Xi: No... (couldn’t continue, everyone burst into laughter)... (sudden realization) Oh, so you haven’t lost your temper, right?
10. Xi: Once, Big S and I were hosting Takeshi Kaneshiro’s press conference, and he came into the dressing room. I almost squirted out of my urine when I told you
Kang Yong almost fell off his chair
Xi: Really, you have never seen such a handsome man. Even if you don't particularly like him, when you see his face, you feel OK and you can go to bed with him.
Kang: Do you have sex when you see a boy you like?
Xi: I was so shocked that I felt a little relieved
…
Kang: Would you go to the bank to collect Takeshi Kaneshiro’s sperm and have a child out of wedlock?
Xi: ...Of course it is better to use physical contact.
Kang: Anyway, you just love sex.
Xi: (OS:?!?!?!) (scared) I think you are very direct in your speech!
11. Kang: You think babies are difficult, don’t you?
Xi: Yes, so soft. Just do it casually and it will die.
…
Speaking of the guest’s figure not losing shape after giving birth
Xi: (Dancing excitedly) You are so lucky! (Angrily) Then after your child passes...
Kang: Passes out? !
12. Kang: Every time my friends bring me wine from a special vintage, I’ll say, “Oh, it’s so bitter!” Then they’ll say, okay, let’s give him a glass of 1975 Coca-Cola.
Xi: I like to drink 1998 milk the most!
13. Baseball superstar starts again
Little S learns to play baseball
Guest: Bend your knees slightly, sit with your butt down, don’t bend forward, lift your chest, let your chest...
Kang: She (referring to Little S) didn’t bend forward on purpose.
Xi: (full of confidence) Oh, yes, you know...
Guest: (very flattering) The front is curved and the back is curved!
14. Female Legislator’s Marriage Enlightenment_Li Yongping
Little S doesn’t know who Gauguin is
Xi: (Forcibly) Is it related to Gauguin?
Kang: It’s pretty good that you can talk about Gauguin.
Xi: Gauguin (angry) Please, you look down on me too much, don’t you? !
Kang: Do you know Gauguin?
Xi: Isn’t he a famous painter?
Kang: No, it’s a place name, behind Kaohsiung.
15. Kang: Yes, why can’t Xu Xidi evolve to the point of hating men?
Xi: Hey, let me tell you, I am very good at speaking ill of men.
Kang: But you don’t hate them, you really want them?
Xi: (After being criticized, he held on) Why are you so direct in your speech?
16. Little S: The people in your family can only be described as beautiful
Fu Juan: No, your family is the same.
Little S: No, our family still has them. My eldest sister (Xu Xixian) will bring down the whole level again
Kang Yong: You can’t bully people who don’t have programs...
17. When interviewing Lan Zhenglong, Xiao S said that the object of his erotic dream was Wang Leehom~
Kang: What were you doing when you dreamed about Wang Leehom~
Xi: Love~
The live quotes of "The Coming of Kangxi" are boring, gossip, privacy, eating, farting, underwear, giving birth... The topics of "The Coming of Kangxi" have been accused of being vulgar and mean-spirited more than once. Brother Kang Yong said this, he does not want the program to be promoted online. If you are looking for "social responsibility" for it, it will be too disgraceful. Only if the host himself is cheap enough can he get closer to the guests and allow them to be interviewed frankly and express themselves freely. "Have fun" is the only purpose of "Kangxi Is Coming". The following is the collision between Little S and "Brother Zhao" and Brother Kang Yong at the scene - S: Do you have any stories about English? Zhao: When I was in English class when I was a child, I used to look at the teacher’s “bottom” in the mirror. S: What will happen after seeing it? Very happy! Zhao: The teacher gave me a slap in the face. S: Do you have mirrors on the toes of your shoes now? Do you want to see my underwear? Zhao: No... (embarrassed) S: No? Am I not worth watching? S: Your English is so poor. What should you do if you have an urgent need to urinate in the United States? Zhao: I can understand WC. S: What if there are no signs in the Grand Canyon? Zhao: ...just, right there. S: Liang Hequn has the highest English proficiency, and Zhao Zhengping is in the kindergarten class. Zhao: Is it embarrassing to not understand English? This is the Chinese world! S: Why are you angry? Zhao:... S: Actually, Brother Zhao’s pronunciation is quite good. Zhao: Yes, it’s just because the environment at home was not good since I was a child. S: Why are you telling us the truth? Who wants to hear this? ! S: Do you know (tell Kang Yong)? If we don't talk about his video (which was exposed by the media some time ago), he might be very sad.
Do you say "Hello" to nude messages? Zhao: ...can you give me a glass of water? S: Now let me teach you a sentence, which you can use when chatting in the future (write on the question board "I like topless video chats, I don't care about your shit"). Zhao:... Kang: What is your English name? S: Di, what about you? Kang: Kevin. S: (Showing disdain) Oh my God, why not call her Linda (possibly to make fun of Cai’s sexual orientation)? Kang: ...I'm sorry.