In other words, poetry has spread for thousands of years, and gradually formed dozens of schools such as landscape, pastoral, frontier fortress, Jingling, Six Dynasties, Jiangxi, Tongcheng, Yushan, Jian 'an, Yongjia, grotesque, graceful and restrained, oil painting, etc., especially landscape, pastoral, frontier fortress, graceful and restrained branches and leaves, with many disciples and claiming to be famous.
The school of painting began in the Tang Dynasty and was founded by Zhang. His famous stunt is called "Snow Poetry": "The river is general and the well is dark. The yellow dog is white and the white dog is swollen. "
After that, the heads of all previous dynasties practiced their unique skills, paying special attention to the bottom line and not playing abstract concepts on the tall. At one time, everyone seemed to be a painter, and anyone could hum a few limericks.
Although it is still despised by famous schools, weeds can't be stopped. Oilers are also considered to be talented, and their famous sayings are recorded in history books and circulated among the people.
In the Song Dynasty, there was an old woman who delivered food to an oil worker. She teased Su Dongpo's provocative poems, responded freely, retorted, and exported them into poems, which made great contributions to the oil worker. Su Dongpo, a great scholar in poetry, once joked with the old woman: "I send stars and two breasts, and I send food to North Korea to find my husband." The old woman opened her mouth and replied, "Yes and no, just to talk more. Do you remember the court demoted you? " Obviously, these two limerick poems by the old lady hit the nail on the head, exposing Su Dongpo's old roots and scars, and hitting his sore spot. It can be said that the martial arts in the world are only fast and unbreakable, hitting the nail on the head and sealing his throat.
In the Qing dynasty, there was another oil-painter. In the Qing Dynasty, a newly-married bride entered the bridal chamber. Everyone made a house full of laughter and heat waves, refused to leave, and forced the bride to write poems. Helpless, the bride finally wrote an oil song: "Thank God, thank you, how can I sing without talent?" I once wrote a poem in the Tang Dynasty,' One night's spring scenery is worth a thousand dollars'. "Look, a few words, pour out your anger, you are so not sensible, don't hurry home and wash and sleep. The mystery is that it can be understood but not expressed, and it can be magical but not expressed.
It was not until the Republic of China that a generation of oil heroes were born, just like a Baotu spring in poetry, and "glug" really resounded through China and Wei Zhenyu. He is the famous limerick fairy Zhang Zongchang.
1, Youbaotu Spring
Baotu spring,
Three eyes are as thick as three.
Three streams of water, slightly glug,
Glug, glug, glug
Zhang Zongchang's export in Daming Lake is poetic, tangible and interesting, and Baotu Spring is vivid and vivid.
2. Visit Penglai Pavilion
What a Penglai pavilion,
That's fucking great.
Immortals can do it,
I sit down, too.
Put the wine by the window,
Sing to the sea.
Let's guess some punches,
My brother-in-law is afraid of drinking too much!
Frank, heroic, domineering, have wood? So much for the poet Li Bai, haha.
3. Daming Lake
Daming Lake, Hu Ming University,
There are lotus flowers in Daming Lake.
There are toads on the lotus.
Poke and jump.
Daming Lake, Hu Ming University, is full of movement and a big character, which expresses the poet's love for the great rivers and mountains of the motherland. However, Lotus has changed from large to small, from macro to micro, which has introduced readers into the reverie space of the micro-world of the Great Lakes. Just as the reader closes his eyes and covers his nose with the fragrance of lotus, the poet turns from static to vivid vitality-toad's movement, and writes static by writing static, so static and dynamic are always appropriate. It's quieter than Tonamiyama of Wang Wei, and it's not much different.
4. "Untitled"
Ask a woman a question about geometry,
I don't know how many.
Yesterday, a child called my father.
I wonder who his mother is.
This is a realistic technology. There are so many wives of Sanduo warlords that I really can't count them. As for children, it doesn't matter, just call them dad (as long as you don't wear a cuckold).
5. "illegitimate poetry"
You asked me to do this,
He told me to do it.
What a bunch of big bastards,
Fuck you.
After reading it, I really want to marvel. It is estimated that many people have experienced it. This makes you do this, that makes you do that, and you don't know what to do. Who doesn't want to shout? What a bunch of big bastards. They're all fucking eggs. Dare you? Think about it, what should we do? We are not angry with Wang Ba.
Step 6 ask for rain
Grandpa Jade Emperor is also surnamed Zhang.
Why are you embarrassing me, Zhang Zongchang?
It won't rain for three days,
First, the Dragon Emperor Temple,
Then bombard your mother with a cannon.
The prince and the prince will be together. What kind of people would you rather have? Why please, Dragon King? The Jade Emperor and I share the same surname. If you don't listen, the cannon will greet you. One hundred years later, I can still feel the strong spirit of Wang Ba. It seems to be really raining.
7. Reading Snow
What is flying in the sky,
A pile of east and a pile of west;
Could it be that the Jade Emperor built a golden palace?
Sift lime, sift lime.
I have heard that people who compare snow to goose feathers, reed flowers, flying flocks and sprinkling salt are the first to compare snow to sprinkling lime. How talented. Poetry really comes from life and working people are the most beautiful.
8. "Snow Day Shit"
It snows heavily.
Crows gnaw at bark.
The wind makes your ass cold.
Why don't you stay indoors?
Going to the toilet and defecating in winter is poetry. The snow was so heavy that the old woman had no food and had to chew the bark. Squatting in the toilet, my ass is so cold by the wind, it is better to stay indoors.
Grounding gas, bold, true and awesome.
After reading these eight famous sentences by Zhang Zongchang, it was really an eye-opener, and my whole body's pores were opened. But to be honest, although Zhang Zongchang's poems are ridiculed by many people, I think his poems are straightforward, but they are much better than some poems in the fog.