1. Why are you myopic? In order to look at things in the world lightly, I blurred my eyes.

2. My circle of friends is half full of love and half sad, with a few strong WeChat businessmen in between.

3. I don’t even have a life anymore. Where can I find my love life?

4. It’s really boring, buy a globe. The world is so big, you can not only see it, but also go around it.

5. The ending that is different from what you thought is called life, and the ending that is the same as you thought is called fairy tale.

6. Be sure to remember those people who chat with you until late at night. It is because of them that you stay up late, causing dark circles under your eyes and bad skin.

7. Gao Fushuai’s wallet is like a flower, making people smile every time they open it. My wallet is like an onion, making people burst into tears every time I open it!