. Why do you talk more nonsense than Hunan TV’s advertisements?

2. I want to become thin and light up like a bolt of lightning to light up all the obscene fat people

3 .There is no such thing as an inseparable couple, only a mistress who doesn’t work hard.

4. The hair is gone, and the dandruff is even more noticeable

5. When you feel depressed, use the landlord’s toothbrush to clean the toilet

6. Cucumbers are about taking photos, life is about having fun

7. Brains are daily necessities, not decorations

8. People with tattoos are not necessarily gangsters. Maybe it's Yue Fei

9. The most painful thing in the world is not the separation between life and death but the exam. Others are reviewing while I am pre-study

10. Your smile is brighter than the sun. That piece of shit is still brilliant

11. If two people are together for a long time, it would be romantic to stare at each other.

12. My heart is not a bus, it’s not that you just sit down if there is space

13. Count the stars with me. If your IQ is low, just count the moon

14. Mermaid, I love you, only you will not cheat

15. My ears are not trash cans, don’t throw anything here

16. If sister dies, give it Sister, burn my brother

17. You call me diving brother for fun, but you call me lurking for fun

18. The most useless thing in the world is your salary slip. If you look at it, you will get angry and wipe it. The butt is too thin

19. False illnesses cannot be cured by medicine, but true sorrow cannot be cured by alcohol

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< p>21. Life is like poop, and we are intoxicated in it like dung beetles.

22. Leave the last sip of water to the comrades in need! Give me that bottle of orange juice

23. Some people look much better when wearing facial masks than in real life