1. I always close my eyes when cutting onions, thinking that I won’t shed tears, but the moment I cut my hands, I still cried.

2. Be humble, listen to other people’s opinions, and then carefully write down who has opinions about you.

3. Forgive me for attending the event dressed up, holding a pen in hand, frowning, writing furiously, just to help the top students at the bottom.

4. Is anyone like me? When you get angry, you want to buy something. When you buy something, you have to spend money. When you spend money, you have less money. When you have less money, you get even more angry.

5. I am still as charming as I was back then. There is still an endless stream of men calling me every day, including SF Express couriers, ZTO couriers, STO couriers, YTO couriers, and Yunda couriers. .

6. Girls who can’t unscrew bottle caps are actually just faking it. Ask her to try opening a package without using scissors.