1 You look like a comfort woman who was eliminated before World War II.

2 You are just a remainder in a division equation. No matter how perfect the accessory is, it cannot compare to the original, not to mention that your accessory is just a defective product.

3 I have seen ugly people, but never such ugly ones. It looks ugly at first glance, but it gets even uglier upon closer inspection!

4 Your internet speed is slowed down and your memory is consumed too much.

5 How to say, as long as your meanness does not affect us.

6 I'm sorry to make you laugh.

7 How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't just call someone whatever their parents look like! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to the pig.

8 Your appearance is very refreshing~

9 Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

10 How can the beauty of the world be set off without your presence.

11 The only person missing from Notre Dame de Paris is you.

12 Your appearance exceeds human imagination.

13 Sister, can you lower the resolution on your face?

14 First come, first served question, didn’t your mother ever tell you that you have to queue up to buy things?

15 You need to reinvent the wheel.

16 Why are you covering your face with your butt!

17 You look like a car accident scene.

18 The price of everything is rising, which means people are getting cheaper.

19 You bitch, you can’t afford it even if the economy is in crisis.

20 A shameless bitch may also be a free lady, a shabby shoe that everyone reviles.

22 He looks very innocent, but he looks sorry for the people and the party.

23 He looks so creative and lives so courageously!

24 Oh, you look good, why didn’t you use the equipment your parents gave you to sit on the stage?

25 I am not a straw boat, you don’t need to keep throwing your shit at me!

26 These two lips are quite large.

27 You have to know that there is only one earth in the universe, which may make you feel arrogant.

28 It’s good to know what you are.

29 In fact, when I think about it, I think you are quite pitiful. If you can't get happiness yourself, you can only destroy the happiness of others.

30 Your teeth are like the stars in the sky, bright in color and far apart.

31 When I see you, I feel more confused than visiting a grave!

32 If you chase me naked for two kilometers and I look back, you will consider me a gangster.

33 A person like you can only survive two episodes at most in a TV series!

34 You are just a bus, you can get on and off as you please for one dollar.

35 Were you thrown up three times and only caught twice when you were born?

36 You look very brutal!

37 A bitch will always be a bitch, even if there is inflation, you will not be expensive!

38 It’s really pitiful to attract bees and butterflies, and the morals are occasionally decent. Her red lips have been kissed by many men for a long time, and her jade body has been covered with many sexual factors. Feeling proud and shameless, stunned and innocent. When you are unwilling to be lonely, you are provocative. What would you say if you contract AIDS?

39 Do you know how to write integrity? You have disgraced 18 generations of your ancestors.

40 You think you are the sun and others have to revolve around you.

41 Come out to hang out? How to mix? Butcher? Or provide public toilet services to people?

42 I really want to put my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face right away.

43 You haven’t fully evolved yet, so it’s really hard for you to look like a human being.

44 It doesn’t matter if you eat other people’s leftovers. The key is that your actions are too big and will hurt the owner of the food.

45 When your mother takes you shopping, others ask: Sister, how much did you buy this monkey for?

46 looks very sci-fi and very abstract.

47 You chased me naked for two kilometers and I looked back and thought I was a gangster.

48 After all, this is not a society where people love bitches, so you’d better restrain yourself.

49 Didn’t your mother teach you that people should have a clean soul?

50 I never thought that a person could be so innocent, and also very silly and naive!

51 As soon as you go out, thousands of birds will disappear, and thousands of people will disappear.

52 I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is very beautiful and the other is like you.

53 Please respect yourself.

54 Your appearance is not correct and your proportions are not correct.

55 By the way, a reminder: Change your clothes into bellybands and open your pants, it will look better that way. Classic phrases that satirize women

1. There is a kind of person who likes to shoot himself in the foot.

2. Don’t tell others that you know me, that’s an insult!

3. If you learn to be sincere, I think the people around you will no longer vomit after you turn around.

4. I really want to send you to a cage to parade around the streets and taste the deliciousness of Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.

5. A smelly garbage man who spurns the source of the noun.

6. If you were a flower, no cow would dare to poop in the future!

7. A villain has no integrity, abandoning the basics and pursuing the weak. I think of it with joy, and think of it with anger.

8. When the lights flickered, Bai Fumei was holding the Apple 5 she had received and nestled against Gao Fushuai’s naked chest in the hotel. The miserable losers were still holding the red Fuji in the cold wind. Imagine the goddess' joy when she received it.

9. My dad expressed his opinion on my gaining weight: If I don’t have Han Hong’s life, I will get Han Hong’s disease.

10. Women use friendship to reject love, while men use friendship to exchange for love.

11. He who says he is a gentleman but does not mean what he says is a villain; everyone knows how to be wary of villains, but only those who praise Yao and Shun in words, agree with Jie and Zhou in heart, swear by mountains and seas with their mouths, but harbor traps in their hearts, will be the last ones. It's hard to measure. This kind of duplicitous hypocrite will do the right thing for you

12. In many affairs in this world, people are saved not because of loyalty, but because of lack of loyalty.

13. I never thought that a person could be so innocent, and also very silly and naive!

14. Just wait, when the tide recedes, when you see the entire continent exposed from the sea, you will realize how many corpses and bones are exposed in broad daylight.

15. You think you are the sun and others have to revolve around you. You have to know that there is only one Earth in the universe, and it may even make your arrogance explode.

16. Please respect yourself.

17. A diploma, like the leaf on Adam and Eve's lower body, can hide shame and hide one's ugliness; a small square of paper can cover up a person's emptiness, ignorance, and stupidity.

18. The so-called university: prison-like management, gangster-like quality, open kiss, white-collar consumption, dreamlike classes, widespread skipping classes, dormitory Internet cafes, professional make-up exams, aristocratic tuition fees, Baidu thesis Transformation, myopia has become comprehensive, canteen food has become fodder, job hunting has become a dream, graduates have become unemployed, and employment has become migrant workers.

19. After the housing reform, they cannot afford to live in a house, after the medical reform, they cannot afford to see a doctor, and after the education reform, they cannot afford to go to school.

20. After all, this is not a society where people love bitches, so you’d better restrain yourself.

21. Do you think everyone believes you? It's just a superficial treatment. We all understand your hypocrisy, your pretentiousness, and your sour words and false jealousy.

22. You don’t need to carry a weapon when you go out. Your appearance is an excellent weapon, so lethal. 2. You are worse than a bear when you stand, and you are worse than a caterpillar when you lie down. Stop pretending to be a Chinese hero in front of me. 3. Don’t dare to yell at me for thinking that you are Popeye after eating some spinach.

23. It’s time to go to the street again. 10 women, 9 exposed, 9 exposed, 8 silk, 8 silk, 7 black, 7 black, 6 transparent, 6 transparent, 5 thick, 5 thick, 4 coquettish, 4 coquettish, 3 ugly, 3 Ugly 2 fishing nets, 2 fishing nets 1 hole season is here

24. The villain is shameless and values ??profit over death. If you are not afraid of people's execution, you will not care about material discussions.

25. Our biggest love rival is not a third party, but time.

26. It’s really hard for you to be ugly. It scares people when you run out in the morning, and scares ghosts when you run out at night.

27. Your IQ is as thin as the oxygen in the Himalayas. 2. You graduated from a school for mentally retarded students, got perfect scores on every exam, and won the highest scholarship every year. 3. I really don’t want to see your realistic and magical face anymore. 4. Don't talk to me, because I don't understand. In the eyes of others, it is very stupid for me and a pig to quarrel.

28. Question: Who is the most miserable person in the world? Answer: Artillery company cooking squad soldiers! Question: Why? Answer: Cuckold takes the blame and watches others have sex.

29. Hypocritical sincerity is more terrifying than the devil.

30. You are slowing down the Internet speed and consuming too much memory.

31. I never thought that a person could be so innocent, and also very silly and naive!

32. Usually the person who is willing to stay and argue with you is the one who truly loves you!

33. Hypocrisy can never become truth by virtue of its growth in power.

34. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately he killed all his students in the end.

35. Looking at a flower from a distance and a pile of cow dung up close, what else do you pursue besides creating dung? 2. Yo! Have you just been fooled, or are you preparing to fool others? 3. I feel like you are like two pigs, because one pig cannot describe your stupidity.

36. What I want most is to be one of your teeth, because at least you will feel pain without me.

37. A beggar is a person who taxes your conscience.

38. How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't just call someone whatever their parents look like! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to the pig.

39. Is there another person in the world who would admit that he dare not? The word unwilling is the best excuse for not daring.

40. I love my weeds, but I hate the ground decorated with weeds.

41. Those who have no money raise pigs, and those who have money raise dogs. Those who have no money eat wild vegetables at home, and those who have money eat wild vegetables in hotels. Those who have no money ride bicycles on the road, and those who have money ride bicycles in their living rooms. Those who have no money want to get married, and those who have money want to get divorced. Those who have no money pretend to be rich, and those who have money pretend to have no money.

42. As a typical failure, you are too successful. 2. I thought you were just a number between 1 and 3, but I didn’t expect you were a combination of 1 and 3.

3. I see that you are on the road of two, one step at a time, moving forward in a down-to-earth manner, and you have never strayed.

43. Some words are just for listening to. For example, next time I invite you, we will have the opportunity to make a fortune together, etc.

44. Women sacrifice their love with their hymens and squander their youth with piles of condoms. They lament that love is impermanent and youth cannot come back. What they get in exchange is maturity, so the so-called maturity means being tired of love. That's enough.

45. Dinner is not a panacea, and no dinner is absolutely impossible.

46. Please don’t insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!

47. The real hidden disease is insignificance, while the hidden disease of greatness is hypocrisy.

48. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting inside the toilet or waiting outside the toilet.

49. The farthest distance in the world is not the end of the world, or the separation of life and death, but the fact that I was born in my motherland, but I don’t know what is happening in my motherland.

50. Please don’t insult my IQ with your poor acting skills! Sarcastic signatures of women

1. Even though God has not given me any great responsibility, it still tortures my mind and body.

2. I don’t remember my worries. I usually report them on the spot.

3. Women use virgin vaginas to commemorate their love, and use piles of condoms to squander their youth. They lament that love is impermanent and youth cannot return. What they get in exchange is a "maturity", so the so-called maturity I just got tired of loving and fucked enough.

4. Being handsome is useless. After spending money, can I use that face to swipe my card?

5. I have been under a lot of pressure recently, and I chew Wangwang snow cakes more than others chew cigarettes. . .

6. If the person who wants to be soaked cannot be soaked, then at most he will be soaked in the bath; if the person who wants to be soaked is soaked, then it is soaked in formalin, which is called bleeding. . .

7. The reason why relationships are bleak is that usually one person is begging and the other is unwilling to give. . .

8. Please don’t regard my tolerance of you as your shameless capital.

9. When the lights flickered, Bai Fumei was holding the Apple 5 she had received and nestled against the naked chest of Gao Fushuai in the hotel. The miserable losers were still holding the red Fuji in the cold wind. Imagine the goddess' joy when she received it.

10. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is very beautiful and the other is like you

11. Wow, let me come to the botanical museum La, I saw the super watermelon.

12. Don’t cheat in exams, just fuck you. Don't panic if you cheat, just pretend to be confused if you get caught.

13. My advantage is: I know my mistakes and can correct them. . . My shortcoming is: I changed to be very low-key. . .

14. Contemporary China: The blue sky belongs to the desert, flowers belong to cow dung, beautiful women belong to bastards, the soul belongs to money, and dreams belong to those without dreams...

15. Do you think everyone is Believe you? It's just a superficial treatment. We all understand your hypocrisy, your pretentiousness, and your sour words and false jealousy.

16. We don’t know whether pigs can be as happy as humans; but we often see humans as easily satisfied as pigs.

17. The difference between a girlfriend and a female friend is only one word, and that is - sex.

18. Cutting wires with a kitchen knife, sparks and lightning along the way.

19. Fat pig, why did you escape from the pig cage? Why don't you go back and eat pig food? If you grow faster, I'll sell you for money!

20. Don’t pretend to me that your life is wonderful and happy, and don’t wish me happiness. Do you have the qualifications?

21. There is no point in being handsome. Can you use that face to swipe your credit card after spending money?

22. She may also be a free lady, everyone reviles her. 23. The so-called university: prison-like management, gangster-like quality, open kiss, white-collar consumption, dreamlike class, common truancy, dormitory Internet cafe, professional re-examination, and tuition fee aristocracy. Transformation, paper Baiduization, comprehensive myopia, canteen feed, job hunting dream, graduation unemployment, and employment migrant workers.

24. Don’t always say that mud can’t climb up the wall, because even if you are concrete and no one will climb over it, you still have to be on the ground. If someone climbs over it, no matter how rotten the mud is, it will still be there. It looks like it's stuck on the wall. . .

Twenty-five, I am the lever, you are the ball, give me a fulcrum, I want to send you then you have to go, I am the world's number one football player, haha

26. Unwanted things, no matter how good they are, are still garbage.

27. The biggest mistake people make every day is to be too polite to strangers and too harsh to the closest people. If you change this bad habit, the world will be peaceful.

28. How should I put it, as long as your meanness does not affect us.

29. You think you are the sun and others have to revolve around you. You have to know that there is only one Earth in the universe, and it may even make your arrogance explode.

Thirty. There are too many liars and not enough fools.

Thirty-one, only women and heroes have trouble, only wives and jobs are hard to find. sarcastic words classic sarcastic sentences

1. I would rather fight with a sensible person than say a word to sb.

2. Don’t tell me when we break up: In fact, you are very good. Then you dump me?

3. If the teacher hadn’t taught us not to litter, I would have thrown you away long ago.

4. Boy, what happened today? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or forgot to take your medicine?

5. Your teeth are like the stars in the sky, bright in color and far apart.

6. Go, go, don’t waste the words youth, you are already in the beginning of autumn!

7. You are wasting air when you are alive, and you are wasting land when you are dead.

8. When the weather clears up and the rain stops, you feel like you can do it again.

9. You look very innocent and look unworthy of the people.

10. Your appearance exceeds human imagination.

11. A smelly garbage man who spurns the source of the noun.

12. It is so shameless to pretend to be a sanctimonious gentleman even though you look like an animal!

13. If a mosquito bites your face, you will want to commit suicide.

14. You chased me naked for two kilometers and I looked back and thought I was a gangster!

15. When there is something to do, there is no beauty in the bell; when there is nothing to do, summer welcomes spring.

16. I live like a fool, but I don’t know that there are idiots laughing at me.

17. Uncle, help me sign the spouse column!

18. Failure is terrible, but the success of a friend is even more heart-wrenching.

19. How dare you go out when you look so disgusting?

20. You pervert, you didn’t forget to look back at your mother when you were born!

21. Why does the moon look at you and laugh at you for being a SB.

22. Listening to you speak, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously!

23. How a man dies: He slanders a beautiful woman to death when he sees her, and dies when he gets her into his hands.

24. Boss, give me two pounds of happiness, take it home and feed it to the dog!

25. Your appearance is very refreshing.

26. You look like an idiot from the left, a fool from the right, a pig from the top, and a donkey from the bottom.

27. Snoring loudly when going to bed, and often wears underwear inside out.

28. If you were a flower, the cows would not dare to poop.

29. I don’t see any difference between you and a dog. You look a bit human!

30. You look very creative and live a courageous life. Being ugly is not your original intention.

31. You are so smart, you actually know that you are a human being.

32. Please don’t insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!

33. The dinosaur that degrades three times a day is the strongest waste material in human history.

34. We will know what happens tomorrow.

35. The disgusting mother cried while holding the disgusting mother. Why? Because it's so disgusting.

36. I am a passerby that you turn around and forget about. Why should I accompany you to the end of the world in wasting your time?

37. Incompletely evolved life forms and genetically mutated aliens.

38. Uncle, you look great, just like a stick.

39. Brother, could you lower the resolution on your face?

40. I have been suffering from insomnia recently and wake up every 16 hours.

41. Some people don’t know whether it’s because you have low quality or because your parents have low quality.

42. Which animal are you a hybrid?

43. If you go to war, bullets and missiles will fly towards you.

44. I finally know why there is famine in the world, because of your appearance.

45. You look illegal!

46. I can’t find you on Baidu, so I have to go to Sogou!

47. If a tree has no bark, it will surely die. If a man has no shame, he will be invincible.

48. As soon as you go out, birds will fly away from thousands of mountains and all traces of people will disappear.

49. The humus that has been deposited for thousands of years is a primitive species that scientists do not dare to study.

50. If the teacher loves you, you must love yourself and don’t be shameless.

51. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

52. Who said you are not sick? Ask your mother to come see me!

53. You are like a bitter melon, dressed so cool and looking so cool.

54. Didn’t you arrange water pipes because of the water in your head?

55. I didn’t say you were shameless, I meant that shameless people are like you.

56. Your appearance is not correct and the proportions are not correct.

57. You are a cucumber, so you need to be photographed. Your wife is a screw person and needs to be tightened.

58. A kindergarten-level high school student with a frog head born with Mongolian syndrome.

59. You need to reinvent the wheel.

60. You look very brutal!

61. Don’t talk to me, I have mysophobia.

62. If I say you are a fool, I will praise you.

63. When there are legends in the world, it would be a shame for the audience to be dissatisfied with the city's ups and downs.

64. She looked at him with regret and said: Can the surgery be reversible?

65. Don’t talk to me about life, you are not a person in life.

66. If the east is not bright, the west is bright. Whatever you do, you will do the same.

67. You are slowing down the Internet speed and consuming too much memory.

68. Being handsome is useless. After spending money, can I use that face to swipe my card?

69. International face, universal.

70. The difference between humans and pigs is that pigs are always pigs, while humans are sometimes not humans!

71. Falling flowers follow the flowing water deliberately, but flowing water ruthlessly loves falling flowers.

72. The shamelessly large loudspeaker is the shame of the Eskimos.

73. If your ugliness could generate electricity, nuclear power plants around the world could be shut down.

74. If you chase me naked for two kilometers and I look back, I will be considered a gangster!

75. When God closes a door for you, he will also use the door to trap your brain.

76. God accidentally dropped the old washing machine, a brainless creature that can think.

77. I heard that you are a sugar daddy and you recognize Erlang Shen as your master.

78. Your parents should use those ten minutes for a walk!

79. Let me tell you from the bottom of my heart, you can support a brothel.

80. If you have something to do, go directly to the topic. Don’t use your ignorance to challenge my blacklist.

81. To find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth.

82. If you are so shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light, right?

83. Before I met you, I really didn’t realize that I had the problem of judging people by their appearance.

84. There is nothing special about you, you just have a strong face.

85. I forgot that there is another kind of people in the world, Martians. Where are you from?

86. Your complex facial features cannot hide your simple IQ.

87. You couldn’t get 180 in the exam, but your brother got 249.

88. He looks very sci-fi, and he looks very abstract!

89. I have seen a lot of ugly people, but looking like you is too much!

90. If I don’t have sex, you won’t know that I am your dad

91. This handsome guy, you seem like my next boyfriend

92. You It's really post-modern.

93. I finally understood through tears that some people cannot lose weight once they gain weight.

94. Even if I were a toad, I would never marry a female toad.

95. You are really tired of the eunuch who does not understand the emperor.

96. The scourge that damages the reputation of our Asian compatriots, and the descendants of our ancestors who are humiliated by it.

97. If you want to commit suicide, someone will only advise you not to leave a body to avoid polluting the environment.

98. The abandoned baby of the Everest Snowman, the murderer of clogged septic tanks.

99. Why are you covering your face with your butt!

100. You haven’t fully evolved yet, so it’s really hard for you to look like a human being.

101. You are so naturally inspiring!

102. If you still don’t know what SB is, take a look in the mirror.

103. I want to immigrate to Mars because I want to leave you.

104. A superorganism that survives with cockroaches, a semi-plant with decayed vitality.

105. Some people are like this. They feel that the whole world is a big cesspool because they are maggots.

106. No artificial intelligence can defeat a natural fool like you.

107. The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a birdman.

108. If being handsome is a gift from God, God seems not to have noticed you.

109. If we pretend to be cool, humans will have no choice but to reproduce asexually.

110. I always don’t understand a question: why do some people think you are a man?

111. You are Sun Wukong’s junior brother and Sha Wujing’s senior brother.

112. The grenade will explode when it sees you.

113. The spit spit is more deadly than SARS.

114. When you were born, were you thrown up three times and only caught twice?

115. When animals wear these clothes, they become humans. As soon as you put it on, you will immediately become an animal.

116. The world is as big as the one you lack.

117. If you are sick, you treat them. Don’t come to me. I am not a veterinarian.