The movie "The Breakup Master" is Deng Chao's first directorial debut, starring popular queens Yang Mi and Sun Li. Deng Chao, who directed a film for the first time, once said: "Movies are not rules, movies are the world you want to talk about." In Deng Chao's world, he has more self-expression and higher standards for comedy, "The reason I haven't done comedy for so many years is because I respect comedy. Many people asked me to do comedy before, but they were not satisfactory and did not meet the standards." The standard in my heart." The classic lines of Yang Mi and Deng Chao's breakup masters are collected and compiled for you by 365 Quotations. Below is the wonderful content collected and compiled by 365 Quotes and Lines for you, let us enjoy it together!

1. A girl named "Chun"

2. "Since ancient times, no one has shit, how can he carry paper with him every day!"

3. " On the road to success, perseverance does not mean being short-sighted." 4. "Hello, brothers, sisters, younger brothers, sisters, uncles, aunts, and husbands." 5. "The gods of time are picking their children." 6. "Success requires Lao Zhuang. (Pretending to be a grandson)

7. “That’s my hard-earned money. It’s all my sweat.” p>

8. "What's wrong with eating soft rice? What's wrong with eating soft rice? Don't look down on those who eat soft rice. You still have no shame!"

9. "Eat soft rice." It is a traditional folk art with a long history, which is profound and profound. It takes a lot of energy to eat soft food! ”

10. When the boat of love is overturned, please let us say a friendly word, goodbye.

11, 110? A pervert just came into our house.

12. Yang Mi: You don’t even know how shameless he is?

13. Deng Chao: I don’t wear underwear when I sleep!

14. I am a tough woman.

15. Bibi, Barbie, Bobbi.

16. Worship the master and never break up.

17. "What a five-cylinder face, it turned into a white cake"

18. Are you sure you were not bitten by a mad dog in your childhood?

19. The sweetness of holding hands is short-lived, but the pain of breaking up is eternal. This is the fate of human beings.

20. Relationships have a beginning and an end, and they break up when they hold hands. Not to mention there are so many hypocritical separations and reunifications. Even if two people resist all temptations, they can still stay together. After spending a lifetime, one person will leave first, and the remaining one will be so embarrassed. The sweetness of holding hands is short-lived, but the pain of breaking up is eternal. This is the fate of human beings.

21. I took advantage of the opportunity of living with her. When cooking for her, I had a glass of Sanlu milk for breakfast, a meal of genetically modified rice for lunch, and a more grand dinner with a pot of spicy crayfish. , made from gutter oil, I had two Sudanese red salted duck eggs as a late-night snack, and I ate them for 20 days...

22. Since ancient times, who has no shit, how can he carry paper with him every day!

23. A painful breakup is not as good as a happy breakup.

24. Mei Yuangui: But I still love you Amanda. I love you so hard. To you, am I just a grain of sand in the vast sea of ??people? Amanda: No, to me, you are just a scumbag among the crowd!

25. Tang Dashan: Today next year, a big tree will grow here. Mei Yuangui: There will also be a romantic love story, Tang Dashan. Tang Dashan: Scum. Mei Yuangui: This story is called Love in the Hawthorn Tree.

26. Mei Yuangui: Shameless or shameless, you choose one. Tang Dashan: You choose one first, and the remaining one is mine.

27. You and my third aunt are a perfect match, especially your aesthetic taste! It was a perfect match, a perfect match, a team of raccoons, working together in collusion.

28. Mei Yuangui: I am a scum, a scum, a scum, I am also a VIP among scum, a fighter among scum.

29. Mei Yuangui: When we break up, there is no other gift but a deep blessing for you. You haven’t given me this month’s living expenses yet.

30. Passengers, please note that flights to Pyongyang, North Korea have been completely canceled without reason. Passengers, please go to counter No. 2 to go through the formalities. If you like it, don’t do it. If you don’t, please don’t.

31. I want to go from Changping to the world!

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