Valentine's day humorous classic quotation 1 1, blind date is distribution, love is direct selling, throwing hydrangeas to attract relatives is bidding. Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!
I'm waiting for our lover's night. Will you come? I'm waiting!
3, don't misread Valentine's Day, don't misunderstand my heart, love is ruthless only in an instant, happy holidays! Happy every day!
4. I know! But I can't. This marriage was arranged by God. Let's obey God's will!
You are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your hairy hand! Love! Let's walk upright!
6. Holding the acacia pen, sitting in the acacia chair and looking at you, the sky is blue and the sea is deep. My love for you is real.
7. When you are here, you are everything; When you are away, everything is yours!
8, you drag, you drag, you are a pig eight quit reborn, except for a piece of meat, the rest did not bring, no one buried after death. Happy Valentine's Day!
9. With you, every day is Valentine's Day! With me, every day is Labor Day! The two of us are together, and we party every day.
10. If there is a distance of 1000 steps between us, as long as you take the first step towards me, I will finish the remaining 990 steps.
1 1, pour a glass of red wine and get drunk for you; Dress up in red and be beautiful for you; Light a red candle and shed tears for you; All the way to the world of mortals, whatever!
12, there is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, and a happiness called having your company, even idiots will finish reading it.
13. When you read this message, you have been poisoned by love. The only antidote is to marry me. Forget it. Forev
14, I miss you so much. I cut off the telephone line, burned my mobile phone card, emptied my wallet, and took all my medicine. Alas! But I still want to see you.
15, I don't know how to express my affection for you. I only know that without you, I will lose my soul and die like a withered rose!
16, if it is still rainy season, I would like to go with you! If there is a sunset, I would like to enjoy it with you! If I had money, I would buy all roses and chocolates. I dedicate my heart and all this to you.
17, I met you, and they like each other; Kiss you, tenderness is full of drunkenness; Hug your waist, I want to be happy; Hold hands with you, and we will be together!
18, you can take good care of yourself in the distance, don't catch a cold and have a runny nose, and sneeze occasionally, which means I am thinking of you! Happy Valentine's Day!
19. Since you love each other, let love be a hand without regrets. Since infatuation, let infatuation turn into a beautiful river. Since suffering, let suffering decorate all our spring, summer, autumn and winter.
20. I miss that you broke the telephone line, burned the mobile phone card, emptied your wallet and took all the medicine. Hey! But I still miss you. Happy Valentine's Day!
2 1, on this day, there are no lovers on Valentine's Day! When this special day comes, what I think is-no lover, I want a wife.
22. Sweetness, the sweetness of your smile is like a flower blooming in the spring breeze. Why are you smiling so sweetly? Because I sent you a text message. Happy Valentine's Day, baby!
23. Everyone's fate is different, and the time of love will be different. Only by doing it wholeheartedly, what I can do is: I will let my love grow old with you.
24. Edit my blessings into thousands of words, edit my greetings into your heart, delete your pain to the horizon, take back my memories and keep them forever. Love you without sweet words! Happy Valentine's Day!
25, not tall or handsome, the boss doesn't like it, the house is not built, and the car wants to buy it; Only love for you, plus an empty wallet. If you marry me, only love is like the sea! Happy Valentine's Day.
26. You whisper that you love me, let me cling to your chest and gently touch my heartstrings with gentle words. The world belongs to both of us, and our hearts are closely linked. Happy Valentine's Day! fortune
27. Valentine's Day wish: Be a koala and sleep on a big eucalyptus tree. I am a koala and you are a eucalyptus. Amen! Stick to you all my life, love you and need you!
Dear, you always say that I love to brag, so please listen to me: "I can spend nine days on the moon for you, but I can catch turtles in five oceans!" " Because: that "moon" is you, and that "turtle" is you!
If there is an afterlife, let's be a pair of little mice. Silly love, silly snuggle. Even if the snow closes the mountain, you can snuggle up in the haystack ... Happy Valentine's Day!
When my hero was young, a girl was willing to give her life for me. She said firmly, "If you pester me again, I will die!" Smile on Valentine's Day and wish you happiness!
3 1, all people, every day is Valentine's Day. A cold and warm sentence, a noisy line; A reminder, a handed note; A lovesickness, looking forward to it with one heart; A love, a lifelong love. Happy Valentine's Day!
32. If you have no lover, haha, we are the same person. Who said you must have a lover on Valentine's Day? I wish you a happy Valentine's Day without lovers! Okay？ Happy Valentine's Day!
33. Do you want roses? I won't give it to you! Do you want to eat chocolate? I am greedy for you! Want me to kiss you? Beautiful! Oh … honey, don't be angry, I just miss you in Doby! Happy Valentine's Day
34. There are two purposes to send this short message: one is to exercise fingering, and the other is to contact feelings. I am very responsible to tell you that Tanabata is coming, so be sure to be happy! Send a technical sentence: Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!
35. Your arms are my safe haven, your eyes are my persistent belief, and your goodness is unmatched by others! I want to tell you: our love is the happiest love in the world!
36. The famous flower I love is taken. It's horrible to love me. If you don't fall in love in silence, you will be abnormal in silence. Dedicated to all brothers and sisters in the world who have no lover. Without lovers, we also entertain ourselves on Valentine's Day!
Happy Valentine's Day. I wish you always romance, enthusiasm, youth, true feelings, innocence, sweetness and infatuation!
38. You are a tree, I am a vine, and I am by your side; You are the lamp, I am the oil, and I consume you; You are a cake, I am a pot, and I brand you; You are tea, I am water, and I soak you. I tell you on Valentine's Day: I love you!
39. Every time I see you, I have an inexplicable impulse to listen to your breath and kiss your lips. Wait with your heart and gamble with your life. I want to say "I love you" to you on Valentine's Day.
40. I hold your hand and collect the frost in front of you; I kissed my son's eyes and attracted you for half a century; I face Nadeshiko and attract swallows back and forth. I listen to the voice of the son and call for the top of the moon and crape myrtle. Love life and death forever!
4 1. In the late summer night, a frog was lurking in the grass, and a dim light passed before his eyes. The frog was suspected to be a prey, so it clamped its stomach with its tongue. Suddenly the frog jumped up and cursed: Shit, who threw the cigarette butt? Happy Valentine's Day!
42. The stars are shining in the summer night, and it is quiet. How many times I have been entangled in dreams, how many times I have been sleepless all night, I can't forget your little laughter and your little troubles. Dear Bao, when can I hold you in my arms?
Flowers bloom in the dream of leaves, clouds float in the eyes of the wind, water flows on the shore, and you are engraved in my heart. Intoxicated, fragrant, fragrant and gentle, all words can't describe your beauty. Happy Valentine's Day.
44. Every encounter is cherished, every happiness is sincerely remembered, every separation is concerned about expectation, and every romance is enjoyed with heart. All good endings are good. On Valentine's Day, love spreads all over the world.
45. The cloud misses clothes, flowers and clothes, and the red face misses you. You are a bee, I am a flower, you are Hami, I am a melon, you are toothpaste, I am a brush, you are a blackboard, I am an eraser, where there is you, there is my home! Happy Valentine's Day!
46. It's really not easy. In order to give you a good look, a good figure, a good temperament and everyone loves you, you sent this message when you saw the car in the car. I ran away alone 10 handsome guy. I wish you a happy Tanabata!
47. Time flies, moonlight is like wine, and human friendship is the longest. I just want to have it in this life, but my bosom friend is hard to find. Cherish old and new friends, send SMS wishes and look forward to long-term true feelings! Wish you a happy Valentine's Day in advance!
48. Tanabata is here. I wish all lovers will be well. I wish those who haven't found a wife meet Snow White quickly and catch the dark horse prince without a husband as soon as possible. Everyone is very happy to see my first blessing!
49. Happy Valentine's Day. We made an appointment to go shopping together and send you a bunch of roses to express our love for you in shyness. For a long time, we said, will you marry me? Dear, wish us a happy Valentine's Day.
50. Your photo is on my desk. I watch you in the morning, at noon, in the afternoon, at night and at night. "Gollum, wife, when is dinner?"
5 1, read the short message attentively, and express my affection everywhere. I miss you after the pain of lovesickness, and I want to chase you and love you to death. I have the courage to say I love you and tell you clearly that I love you and love you.
52. The new moon represents my enthusiasm, going to Xuan Yue represents my loyalty, going to Xuan Yue represents my thoughts, and the full moon represents my determination. Whether the moon is round or short, it always represents my heart. Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!
53. Ye Er can also understand the sneak attack of the wind; Snowflakes can still accept sunlight; Even mice don't hate cats that much; Are you still mad at me for reading text messages? Baby, smile, I love you! Happy Valentine's Day!
54. Dear, Valentine's Day is coming, and my love system is accidentally infected with the longing for love virus. Symptoms are: thinking of you, thinking of you constantly, dizziness. Please come to see me quickly and kill the virus together!
It's easy to quit smoking, but it's too difficult to quit you. When the virus of love comes quietly, when you put the first kiss downloaded from my heart in the recycling bin, I decided to lower my love and format my memories. Do you know my heart is crying?
56. Husband is a big tree, so be sure to hold it. Lovers are grass and must be protected. Plant a big tree and a meadow. Enjoy the cool under the big tree and walk the birds on the grass. Harmonious society, environmental protection, brothers and sisters, Happy Valentine's Day!
57, Tanabata is here, I wish: all the handsome guys call you, all the princes send you flowers, all the macho men get down for you, all the men are jealous of you and fight for you! Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata, beautiful woman reading short messages!
58. Valentine's Day is coming. If there is still a heartbeat, if there is still a smile, if there is still my short message harassment, it doesn't matter if you love it or not. Although I can't be your soul mate, I can cherish your heart. Happy Valentine's Day!
59. No one spends Valentine's Day together, right? Haha, just like me. Ok, I'll sing for you to celebrate: come back early, I can't cook alone. Come back quickly, the table is wonderful because of you. Don't leave me with an empty stomach!
60. This message has been poisoned by the flower of love. The symptoms of poisoning are: stupid, sometimes smiling, sometimes frowning; Crazy, sometimes jumping for joy, sometimes meditating. Valentine's Day will break out, but it will be forgotten. Watch out for poisoning! .
6 1, life confidant geometry? It's rare to have a lover around. When the festival comes, send roses to show your love. Cherish feelings and live up to them. Hand in hand to lead you into the bridal chamber. I love you forever, but I am very happy. Happy Valentine's Day!
Looking at your smile, I feel like seeing butterflies flying. I am deeply shocked by your enthusiasm. I really want to turn into a butterfly and throw myself into your arms. I believe that we must be the most beautiful butterflies in this life, wandering among the flowers.
63. Tanabata makes me miss you infinitely, putting my heart in the harbor where colorful clouds rise, and secretly engraving happiness in your heart; Tie you and me tightly to the end of the years with a love thread! Dear, Happy Tanabata!
64. Gossip: Today, on the seventh day of the seventh lunar month, the old man prepared a red rope to pull wildly, and Cupid prepared a golden arrow to shoot wildly. Don't say I didn't remind you, go find your true love! If you find it, you will be happy all your life!
65, Valentine's Day is here, remind everyone to pay attention; Send some flowers and plants foolishly; Running around with frivolous leaders; Vulgar enough to eat and drink; Boring dance; Boldly cuddle; Crazy on the spot; Send messages timidly.
Dear friends, this Valentine's Day, we must work hard again, get rid of singles as soon as possible, step into the ranks of people in love, get married, have children, come on, I am optimistic about you! Happy Valentine's Day!
67. The night sky is beautiful because of the stars, and life is beautiful because of love; Friends agree because of trust, and lovers cherish because of giving; The cause is successful because of persistence. May those who love you love you more, and those you love know you better! Happy Valentine's Day.
68. The sky is vast, and I am busy falling in love every day; What people say is cool, except work is love; Panic during the day, melancholy at night, leaning on the bed thinking about your appearance; The moon is bright and the stars are bright. Let's pair up on Valentine's Day.
69. Fall into a warm, romantic and happy Valentine's Day: the most anticipated, joyful, fresh, exciting and sleepless: you finally have her; She finally has you! In pairs! Give birth to boys and girls for each other!
70. I want to say to you most on Valentine's Day: I don't love you, but I love you very much; I don't love you, but I love you very much; I don't miss you, but I miss you very much; I can't live without you for a while, but for life!
7 1, buy your own roses, forget it and you will be laughed at; Buy chocolate, forget it, it will get fat; Light a candle and forget it. If there is no candlestick, use a wine bottle. Burning fried chicken, forget it, no ability; Valentine's day, forget it, go to sleep! Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!
72. Book a love package, bind it with thoughts, and trust it with sincerity. Love is valuable and care is everywhere. Print a red heart to keep your love for life. Today is Valentine's Day. I sincerely wish you happiness in love, family and beauty!
73. I miss you very much, but I am embarrassed to call you. I'm afraid you're busy, ignore me and think I'm harassing you. I really want to contact you, but the pig doesn't want to chat with me, so I can only read the text messages stupidly! Happy Valentine's Day!
74. You used to be gentle and gave me crazy love. At that time, the sky was blue and the air was slightly sweet. Now that you are free, the pain you gave me is unforgettable. Now it's getting dark and life is short of oxygen!
According to the information you gave me, it means that you are willing to let me open your file. I have a "core" for you. The data downloaded from my hard disk is "I love you". Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!
76, Tanabata is approaching, the cowherd and weaver girl meet in the sky, and the love song girl on the ground is intoxicated, leaving me alone. I want to eavesdrop on other people's love stories and doze off, and send you text messages to relieve boredom. Can I invite you to meet Cowherd and Weaver Girl by the lake?
77. I have fallen in love with you since I met you. Your angel face always fascinates me secretly. Your seductive smell always makes me want to get close to you, kiss you and swallow you-my dear chicken leg! Ha ha! Happy Valentine's Day!
78. Life has given me a difficult problem. How to celebrate giving me such a lovely you? Life also gives you a difficult problem. I gave you such a loyal me. How should you solve it? Valentine's day is coming, the problem is solved, let's be lovers!
2 1, honey, help me, my brain terminal is infected with acacia virus, the emotional sector is formatted, and all files are renamed as "I love you". exe "
2. Do you know? I haven't seen you these days, and I want to commit suicide: I tried hanging myself with noodles, hitting my head with tofu, and cutting my pulse with noodles, but I was afraid that no one would accompany you on Tanabata, so I had to give up. Happy tanabata.
3. When Valentine's Day is coming in China, I will send you a flower to show that I miss you, and two flowers to show that I miss you very much. Flowers are sent to you from all over the mountains: don't run, the bumblebee has been attracted. Happy tanabata.
4, you drag, you drag, you are a pig eight quit reborn, except for a piece of meat, the rest did not bring, no one buried after death. Happy Valentine's Day!
5, Tanabata lovers continue to be sweet, don't be discouraged without lovers, redouble your efforts with goals, continue to look for no goals, want a romantic candlelight dinner, and want to get together under the moon. Yue Lao sends you a low-key message, keep it a secret!
6. When I have the right, let the Forbidden City be your bedroom, Shenzhou VI be your special plane, China Grand Theatre be your karaoke room, and Hangzhou West Lake be your swimming pool. Isn't that interesting? Happy tanabata!
7. Men and women should be equal, except of course those who are married. Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!
8. Valentine's Day wish: Be a koala and sleep on a big eucalyptus tree. I am a koala and you are a eucalyptus. Amen! ! Stick to you all my life, love you and need you! ! !
9, blind date is distribution, love is direct selling, throwing hydrangeas to attract relatives is bidding. Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!
10, long time no see, but I will always keep your motto in mind: steamed bread is valuable, steamed buns are more expensive, and if there are grilled ribs, you can throw them both. Lovely bad friends, Happy Valentine's Day!
1 1. On Tanabata last year, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl met at the Queqiao. Today, the magpies came to Tianhe to queue up, but after waiting for a long time, they didn't see Niu Ge's seven sisters. Starling breathlessly came to inform you that now the speed of scientific and technological development has doubled, and there is no need to meet at the Magpie Bridge. At this moment, they are chatting on the computer.
12, where are you? If you are on the road, I wish you a safe journey! If you are working, I wish you all the best! If you are at a party, have fun! If it's a date, get busy first! Happy tanabata!
13, the tenderness of the festival, the amorous feelings of the season, the charming mood of holding hands, awaken all the happiness, let the cause push forward the life, it is love that makes your smile affectionate. Today is Tanabata, I wish you a win-win situation in your career and love.
14, see peace; What is ushered in is hope; Pressing down is happiness; May you be happy every day; Every month goes smoothly; Lucky every year; Happy tanabata! All shall be well, jack shall have Jill!
15, I wish you seven gifts, a blessing, a smile, a harvest, a joy, a health, a peace and a true feeling on Tanabata. Finally, I wish you a happy life and sweet love.
16, Tanabata is coming again, and good luck is coming again. Happy events and good things are laughing, good luck is crying, lovers and friends are laughing, and good luck is jumping. Only good luck is the most important thing!
17. On Valentine's Day night, what I want to hear is that I love you. I hope all you can do is hold me, lean against me and say you love me.
18, I believe that with the moon as evidence, our love will last forever. I won't leave you any more than the moon will leave the earth.
19, I have no bright red roses, no romantic poems, no expensive gifts, no excitement and surprise, only a gentle blessing: Happy Valentine's Day on Qixi!
20. Hello, dear! The arrival of this festival makes me very excited, just because we will throw "Valentine's Day without lovers" into history, and sincerely wish you all a happy Valentine's Day!
2 1, knowing you is a fate, falling in love with you is a beauty, and being with you is a blessing. I want to be with you forever. Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!
22. The days together are dull and seemingly calm, but this ordinary day is the most romantic, right? Dear, Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!
23, you just think I am overbearing! Anyway, you have to accompany me all day this year, give me back all the time you usually owe me, and then say to me, Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!
24. If you don't have a lover, haha. We share the same fate. Who says you need a lover to spend Valentine's Day on Tanabata? I wish you all a happy Valentine's Day!
25. Edit my blessing into thousands of words, send my greetings to your heart, delete your pain to the horizon, take back my memories and keep them forever, and love you without sweet words ~ Happy Valentine's Day on Qixi!
26. In this sacred and romantic February in the West, I sincerely say: Happy Valentine's Day on Qixi! I wish you and your loved ones happiness forever!
27. You come from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I come from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your furry hand and take a bite! Oh, it is love that makes us walk upright! Let's go hunting together on Valentine's Day.
28. Today, I sent a courier to give you and your lover the most expensive chocolates and roses as gifts for Valentine's Day on July 7th. Oh, I forgot, you paid for this gift; I got a job in a gift shop.
29. In Me Before You, the world is a wasteland. After meeting you, the world became a paradise. The past many years have been like a wisp of smoke to me, and my future life is endless because of you. Valentine's Day on July 7th is meaningful because of you!
30. It turns out that love is like this: after watching the condor heroes, I know that age is not a problem; Seeing brokeback mountain, I know that gender is not a problem; After seeing King Kong, I found that the original species is not a problem. When I think of ghosts, I really understand that life and death are not a problem! ! Happy Valentine's Day to all of you.