Demon: [screaming at your throat] ... no one will come to save you ...]
Princess: [broken throat] ... broken throat ...]
No one: "Princess ... I'm coming to save you ..."
Devil: "Speak of the devil and he will come ..."
Cao Cao: "Devil .. Why did you call me ..."
Demon: "Wow ... seeing a ghost"
Ghost: "Shit! Was discovered .. "
Shit: "Ghost, can you see me ..."
Devil: "Oh, my God! 」
God: "Who called me? 」
Who: "Nobody called you ..."
Nobody said, "Where am I? Play dumb! 」
Garlic: "Who is pretending to be me? 」
Who: "It's me again? Are you looking for trouble? 」
Trouble: "which one is looking for me?" 」
Which one: "Looking for you? I didn't ... hey, there are so many people here. "
Many people: "I just arrived. Who are you? 」
Which one: "I'm not who."
Who: "He's not me."
Princess: "Is everyone here to save me? 」
Everyone said, "I'm not here to save you, I'm here to watch the fun."
Lively: "What do I have to see? 」
God: "It's none of my business. Let's go first. "
Devil: "You answer a question before you go. Why do so many people save the princess? " ? How can I play this demon king? 」
Go down: "You good devil won't do it, what shall I do?" 」
Princess: "If no one hits the devil, I can go."
No one: "If I play the devil, how can I let you go ..."
How come: "I won't let the princess go, I want to watch the excitement."
Lively: "What are you looking at me for? 」
What: "You want to fuck me? Rogue! 」
How dare you: "I didn't? 」
Me: "What does it have to do with me?" 」
Devil: "Shit! I'm going crazy ... "
Shit: "What am I doing? ...」
Madman: "What do you want me to do? 」
You want me to say, "I don't know anything! 」
I don't know anything: "I don't know! 」
I don't know: "I'm here! Is someone calling me? 」
Someone said, "I didn't call you! 」
I didn't say, "Who called him? 」
Who: "Wrong ... I didn't ..."
I didn't say, "I haven't wronged you ..."
You: "I dare you."
I dare you: "Who says I dare not! ? 」
Who: "please ... I didn't say anything."
I have nothing: "What do you want me to say? 」
I am nothing: "... you ... aren't you my long-lost brother?" ”」
My long-lost brother: "Kao ... my name is very long ... I will be called ..."
Who: "... I want to leave this troublesome place. "
True or false: "So this is my place ..."
I am nothing &; No: "Stop arguing, we are talking ..."
Don't bother us: "I won't talk ..."
I didn't: "I didn't speak! ...」
I have nothing to say: "-_-\ \ \" ... Let's go out and talk ... "
Go: "I'm sorry ... (wriggle)"
I have nothing: "It's none of your business ... Go away ..." (Two brothers go out angrily)
It's none of your business: "Whoops ... why did you kick me out ..."
Why: "I don't want to kick you out ... listen ... don't cry."
I didn't say, "Oh ... What does it have to do with me?"
None of my business: "What? Did anyone call me? 」
Someone said, "Who wants to call you ..."
Who: "I really have to go ... T.T." "
Go: "I'm really embarrassed ... *V.V*"
None of your business: "... aren't you my cousin?" ”」
It's none of my business: "... cousins of the same age (or cousins) ... long time no see ..."
For a long time: "I'm not here ..."
Devil: "Are you finished? 」
Endless: "He doesn't have me."
You: "I don't have him."
I just said, "Who said that? 」
Who: "What do you want me to do? 」
Do you want to fuck me? 」
You: "I won't fuck him."
I said, "Who said I wouldn't? 」
Who: "Wrong! I didn't say. "
He said, "What should I do? 」
? "You two are shameless! 」
You two: "I want it! I want it! 」
Face: "Who wants me? 」
Who: "I don't want it."
Devil: "Hurry up, or I'll kick people out."
Man: "Kick me out? Looking for k "
K: "Who wants to see me? 」
Who: "aaaaaaa! Don't mention my name, mention me again! 」
He said, "Don't trust me."
Me: "Who wants me? 」
Who: "I finally caught one and killed it ..."
One: "Don't arrest me."
Me: "I've had enough, too. If anyone mentions my name again, I will never let you go! 」
Who said, "Look at my eighteen dragon palms! 」
Me: "Look at my nine yin bones and claws! 」
Eighteen palms of dragon descending: "What am I to see? 」
Jiuyin Bones Claw: "What am I to see? 」
What's there to see: "Brother, I finally found you! 」
What's there to see? "Brother, let's talk outside."
Devil: "Shit ... this is an engagement meeting ..."
It is said that the lich king has suffered from schizophrenia since then.
Do you think this is the end of the joke? In fact, this shows that people are lazy, and this has an ending! Now I'll tell you the ending, don't be moved to tears!
Ending:
It is said that after the devil's schizophrenia was cured, he caught the princess again.
This time, the lich king decided to cut to the chase, to make a long story short, in order to avoid others running out to spoil the game again, and cut to the chase directly. .....
Devil: "Stop struggling! Listen to me and marry me! 」
Princess: "All right! 」
So "I" happily took the princess's hand and walked into the wedding hall, accepting all the blessings, leaving only the demon king with his mouth open like a hippo and his body stupefied. ......
One afternoon, my classmate was bored working in China Construction Bank. A lady in shabby clothes (who must be mentally ill) came to his window and gave him a note to withdraw money. The note reads "I hereby send Comrade XX to your bank to withdraw RMB", followed by 1 followed by n zeros. The signature is * * * Central Office * *.
My classmate wanted to call the police, but when I saw that the woman with mental illness was very serious, I thought it was a bird's business to call security. (~ It is estimated that the security guard is also very idle) Sure enough, the security guard said to the woman, "If you want to withdraw money from this note, you must first go to the opposite police station to find the director to stamp it. After he seals it, you can withdraw money again. " The woman walked directly to the police station without thinking. My classmate thinks this security guard is really unusual, and he is usually a little underestimated.
About ten minutes later, the number of customers in line slowly increased, and the woman came back happily, holding a note in her hand and saying, "People say that the procedures are simplified and you can withdraw money directly without the approval of the director." When my classmate heard this, he couldn't help but sigh: there are really experts in the police force, and a word was sent back.
My classmate and the security guard were both a little stupid at that time. There are many people in the business hall. I was afraid that her mental illness would affect the normal order, so I had to call the supervisor on duty. The supervisor talked with the female patient and asked what you were doing with the money. The female patient said, "Take money to buy bread, eat cake and buy clothes." The supervisor pointed to a place not far away, and the woman left happily again.
The security guard went to consult the "ingenious plan", and the supervisor said to the female patient at that time: "We are CCB here, and only by building a house can we withdraw money here. If you take money to buy vegetables, it must be vegetables. You have to go to the Agricultural Bank of China to buy clothes and other things. You have to go to ICBC to withdraw money! "
My classmates really admire you. After all, you are in charge! ! !
…………
After a while, the lady came back. And said with a smile: "The people of the Agricultural Bank of China said that this is the Agricultural Bank of China, and only farmers can withdraw money. I am an urban population; The people at ICBC said that we are a public bank here, and only the male can take it, but not the female! ! ! They said that I am a bitch and I want to go to CCB to withdraw money. "
Now my classmates, security guards and supervisors are completely dizzy. ......
The rabbit said, "I am a rabbit!" " "
The pig said, "I am a son of a bitch!" " "
The chicken said, "I'm a son of a bitch!" " "
The dog said, "You talk, I'll go first!" "
No.0 sparring partner said, "outsiders call me zero sparring partner, which is nice!" "
No.65438 +0 sparring partner said, "It's good to have an outsider!"
No.2 sparring partner said, "It's good to be called sparring partner by outsiders!"
No.3 sparring partner said, "You talk, let's go first!"
The cat said to me, "I am your grandmother's cat." Listen! "
The dog said to me, "I'm your grandmother's dog. It sounds nice!" " "
The fish said to me, "I'm your grandmother's fish. It sounds nice!" " "
The bear said, "You talk, I'll go first!" "
Lang Ke said: "People call me a ronin, which is very nice!"
The samurai said, "It's nice to be called a samurai!"
The expert said, "It's nice to be called an expert!"
The swordsman said, "You talk, I'll go first!"
Jane Zhang said: "My fans say my idol is Ying."
He Jie said: "My fans say: My idol is Jay."
"My fans say: My idol is Chang."
Chris Lee said: "You talk, I'll go first!"
The senior math teacher said that I will teach senior math this semester.
The college physics teacher said: I teach big this semester.
The analog electronics teacher said that I teach analog electronics this semester.
The socio-economic teacher said: You talk, I'll go first.
Peking University said: I am from Peking University.
Tianjin University said: I am older.
Shanghai University said: I went to college.
Xiamen University said: You talk, I'll go first!
General Li Zongren said: I am a benevolent man!
General fu said to him: I am just!
General Zuo Quan said: I have this right!
General Huo Qubing said: You talk, I'll go first!
Minolta users say: we are beautiful women!
Canon users say: we are beautiful!
The user of Huaguang said: We are from China!
Nikon users said: you chat, I'll go first!
The door of Lao Zhang's house is made of wicker. Lao Zhang said: My door is a wooden door.
Lao Li's door is made of plastic. Lao Li said that my door is made of plastic.
The door of Lao Wang's house is made of brick. Lao Wang said: My door is a brick door.
Liu's door is made of steel. Lao Liu said: you talk, I'll go first!
The students of normal college said: I am from normal college.
The students of the Railway Institute said: I am from the "Iron Institute"
The students in vocational colleges said: I am from vocational colleges.
The students of the technical college said: You talk, I'll go first!