Luo Yonghao's classic quotations

1. Dementia mental patients are the happiest. It has reached a profound level and is in a very high state every day. And do whatever you want-you're a fool. What are you afraid of? ? Those who can be raised fat in vain will always be in the fresh air.

2. Children fight more than development.

3. Two tragedies of education in China: 1. Every school has a perverted middle-aged woman as the dean. 2. Every school has a lecherous male PE teacher who lets boys play ball and leads girls to play games.

4. What are pesticides for? Huh? Is to help insects do eugenics. Better and better pesticides make bugs look like little Tai Sen. Encountering a bad pesticide is like raining in Mao Mao, or better yet, taking a bath. Moreover, these bugs are not idle when taking a bath. They sing while washing: "We are pests, we are pests!" "

5. Politics is to create contradictions without contradictions and then solve them. In fact, it is to create hatred. There is a question in Pakistan's elementary school math textbook: 7 Israeli prisoners of war were captured, 5 were killed, how many are left? There is no hope for a nation that instills hatred in mathematics.

6. Will you explain the misunderstanding? Never explain! There are only two situations that I can explain: 1. My relatives misunderstand me. If I don't explain, they will be sad. 2. The court misunderstood me. In addition to these two, never explain. Really tough, don't explain! Shit, even people like me are misunderstood. What else can you do?

7. Shoot a person's ass with limited flattery.

8. The dream of not being laughed at is not worth realizing.

9. A fierce life needs no explanation.

1. Human beings call the object of their torture benefactor. What? Help the dog. Like bees. People have worked hard for a year to make honey. Is it for you? ! You go up and grab it and drink it, wipe your mouth and say, "Ah, little bee, you are really a hard-working elf!" " Shit, you bully, you bully, and you disgust it. It doesn't know. If it knew, it would be angry and vomiting blood. ;