1. People who are really humorous can laugh, and we laugh with them; those who pretend to be humorous are ridiculous, and we laugh at them. The little painted face makes us laugh, not because he has humor, but because we ourselves have humor. ——Qian Zhongshu "Written on the Edge of Life"

2. Hey, where is the north? When the woman said she walked along the river, did she walk along the bank or along the bottom of the river? ——Hongyan's "Star Travels"

3. I won't offend others unless they offend me. If someone offends me, I will tolerate it! I couldn't bear it anymore, so I gave him a shot! If a person does it again, let him look good!

4. "Even if you are not Harry Potter, I still think you are very impressive~"

5. That silly cat has really become a fool and pretended to be like himself. The beloved fish-shaped tree clings to the tree that ignores it~

6. "Comrades who hate rain, if you want to hate it, just blame the sun on a sunny day. It's the sun that seeks to descend." Moisture of fire!"

7. Who would tell people who love beauty that dressing up is a crime? But I hope it won't be pretentious

8. "I am not Sun Wukong, and I cannot cover a long distance!"

9. Will zebras cross the road first?

10. "Only after I get sick do I realize that some doctors use very heavy-tasting medicines and prescribe a large package of them!"

11. A mouse actually longs to be a cat~

12. It is not difficult to do a good deed, but the difficult thing is to do it well every day

13. Are we born good or are we born bad?

14. Since the esophagus has no intestines, people with liver cancer are prone to kidney damage~

15. I heard that you are very thin-skinned recently, and you are almost gone?

16. Quit chatting on the Internet, quit gambling, quit Taobao, quit being a nymphomaniac, quit doing the second precept and being cheap~~~ I have become the eighth precept!

17. The sea! It's all water! High mountains! So majestic! What a handsome horse! Four legs! What a beauty! you are so Beautiful! I am willing to be crazy about you, crazy about you, take off your clothes and act like a gangster for you! I'm crazy for you, I'm crazy for you, I'll do my best for you without any regrets!

18. He patted me on the shoulder and said: Don’t even think about it. It’s too pessimistic. Who said it would be the end of the world when the moon and the sun collide? OK! No one will die. I glared at him: Where are heaven and earth? The corner of his mouth twitched and I said: I will be the first to crush you.

19. "Falling in love with a grassland, looking back and seeing a herd of wild horses, running~~soaring~~~and~~come Oh, low~~"

20. Male: Are you willing? Will you be my girlfriend? Female: I'm sorry... I have someone I like... Male: Is this true or is it an excuse to reject me? Female:... Male: You can think about it again Do you want to read it? Female: I'm sorry... Male: "Can you give me a chance? Female: I'm sorry... I can't... Male: Or is there something about me that you don't like? I can change it! Female:... .Is that enough? Let me ask you, what do you like about me? I can change it! Male: I like you or not. Female: ...I'm sorry, I don't hate you and I don't like you. Male: ... ...I like everything about you. Female: ...Let me tell you, I like women! Male: Damn it, you made me go crazy pretending to be a man! Female: (vomiting blood... ."

21. The feeling of having long hair: when you comb your hair, you look like a monkey, and your hair falls out in handfuls; when the wind blows, you look like a lion, and your hair is blown up and you stand up

22 , Life is a meal, you are just a dish.

23. You can’t force your relationship, but you can force your marriage. If you dare not love me, I will have to marry you. ——Brother Cai 1996

24. You cannot curse God or let God take you to see him.

25. The nightmare of age 22 and 25 will soon come. Now ladies have evolved into mature women!

26. "Some beauties will have grass growing on their heads, and those super-sounding heads will make them grow taller." You are brainless, not mentally retarded, not stupid, I am just too slow!"

27. "You must understand that walking without your shoes touching the ground is equivalent to letting your shoes hang with your shoelaces~"

28. Men become pitiful after falling in love~ Women become neurotic after falling in love~

29. "The trend is no longer the same as the tight-fitting leggings and various horns of the mother's era." The trend of clothing from the old era is no longer retro. The trend of the old era has entered the era of mixed era. The trend of the season is no longer fashionable. In the fashion industry, the only thing to decorate is the latest fashion style~

　30 , "Leng Bingbing, Liang Shanbo is alone, I wish Yingtai has learned a lesson, I love you for my love, I am in love with you, don't laugh at me (...Cantonese...)"

31, " A smart pig can not only climb trees but also not be confused~!"

32. Feathers are not left intentionally by birds~

33. Smoke is a thread of love, you can swallow it at will; Wine is a lover, you can be intoxicated at any time. Even the gentlest woman in the world has trouble doing that. A bloody man has no soul confidant, and the loneliness can break his heart. Only tobacco and alcohol can provide personal care and soothe the soul.

34. "If you are not sure whether you want to use a knife or a spoon, then please change chopsticks!"

35. No matter how much you look forward to it, it will never last Compared with a powerful deer.

36. "Tall buildings rise from the ground, and there is a base below the ground."

37. There are always people who think they look like a tiger's cat!

38. Even an eagle has weak eyesight sometimes!

39. One of the scariest things in the world is to watch horror movies with people who are afraid of watching horror movies.

40. It doesn’t look like much at first glance, but it’s better to take a closer look:-)

41. If you knew that a whole cart of cabbage was eaten by a pig , I guess you also have opinions about that pig. ——Liu Xiahui

42. I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than believe in a woman’s broken mouth. ——Liu Xiahui

43. If I don’t wear shabby clothes, how can I cover up my peerless charm? ——Liu Xiahui's "Genius Doctor"

44. When you don't speak, you are very dreamy, and when you speak, you talk in your sleep. "Love Is Not Loved"

45. Ordinary, you regard yourself as ordinary and then get annoyed. Extraordinary, standing in the forest of troubles without being troubled.

46. On the road, several Guan Erye approached me, and I could only see their faces that were red from the cold... 47. Ordering food... I felt like I didn’t eat it. Full~ I bought a fullness insurance to make Chinese people lose weight!

48. True love is so sweet that it can cause cavities!

49. If you are destined to come thousands of miles to meet each other, if you are not destined to bring your daughter to a blind date.

50. God opened a window and was going to give me wisdom; but God didn’t want to give me a good face, so he wanted to close a window. I ran over in a hurry, but it was too late and my face hit the window, so That’s what he looks like!