With the continuous progress of society, there are more and more occasions where lines need to be used. The writing and arrangement of lines are an important part of drama writing skills. Do you know what characteristics excellent lines have? The following are the classic lines of Longmen Escort that I have collected for everyone. They are for reference only. I hope it can help everyone.

1. The egg is laid by a hard-working, brave, kind and upright old hen. Please respect the fruits of its labor.

2. I want to say that the tombstone is too heavy. It would be better to replace it with a statue of us.

3. My land is the work of heaven, your land is the Smecta of the eighteenth level of hell!

4. For example, in order to grow up, you can take him to Guangdong to study. The teachers there are strong and it is easier to pass the exam.

5. Tell them that I have nothing to say except that I am talented, handsome and handsome.

6. If she were still alive, our children would have completed compulsory education.

7. Do you know why you are so afraid? It's because you don't understand. The fear of the unknown is human nature. Your fear comes from your ignorance, and your ignorance comes from your laziness and vanity.

8. He could escape the first grade of junior high school, but he could not escape the third grade of high school.

9. Don’t worry, if you can’t come back, I will personally transfer the pension to your parents to express my most sincere condolences. In addition, during the holidays, there will be a special fee for After purchasing candles and ingots, I once again extend my most sincere condolences to both of you!

10. Treating each other with respect is not a friend, but a customer service.

11. It doesn’t matter, it depends on who survives who. It doesn’t matter, don’t underestimate Shopkeeper Nian.

12. In order to pick up girls, they invented language. In order to pick up many girls, they invented lies. In order to pick up more girls at the same time, they invented words. In order to use these words to pick up girls, they invented words. Experience is passed on, and they create history. Once they mess up, they blame history on women and say it is their fault.

13. I’m not here to borrow arrows. I’m here to borrow gold sore medicine.

14. It doesn’t matter, even after you are caught, as long as you raise the sword above your head and shout: The equipment is yours. You'll be safe.

15. Adding musk and saffron, subtracting datura and saffron, reducing the medicinal properties by half, and doubling the cost is very unprofessional.

16. Brother, summer is coming soon. Don’t you feel hot in this furry outfit?

17. Does it still hurt? Second senior brother, why don’t you go back to Gaolaozhuang to rest for two days.

18. With Meicheng like this, what should other girls do? I really feel for you.

19. I said it wrong, okay? He will have no future in his next life. Oh my God, he is about to get angry. I just rushed to him for his sudden surprise. He couldn't post it in 2013 either.

20. I’ll chop you off with a knife and your peach blossoms will bloom!

21. She didn’t go to compete in martial arts. When she formed a group to watch the fun, she accidentally missed the mark.

22. The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death. But when I stood in front of my future mother-in-law, I only dared to call her aunt.

23. Yes, the face shapes are similar, but the thickness of the skin is very different.

24. Life is so short, who has time to step on shit.

25. I have a hereditary disease. I can’t walk when I see a handsome guy.

26. Don’t say this to your grandma when you see her. Otherwise, she will use bamboo boards to I'll slap the soles of your feet, and then tattoo the words "Owner on the top of the sofa and bench, if you don't change, you're not Chinese" tattooed on your back.

27. What is another one called, "Cut your peach blossoms into bloom?"

28. Don’t worry, this carriage generally won’t rear-end you.

29. If it is gold, it is 24K, if it is wood, it is rosewood, if it is stone, it is emerald, and if it is garbage, it is green and recyclable.

30. You can cut anywhere except the face.

31. I trust your shoes!

32. Uncle Gong, you have everything except integrity.

33. I’m afraid that I will go bankrupt before they go bankrupt

34. I really shouldn’t practice martial arts. My hands are covered with calluses and I have endocrine disorders.

35. It’s not a listed company, and the financial statements are pretty but useless.

36. Here I am, and I will continue to update the classic lines of Longmen Escort for you today.

37. The young ones are responsible for killing, and the old ones are responsible for teaching and running a killer school. They make a lot of money from the training fees alone.

38. I want a set of mature, sexy clothes that make people want to throw themselves into my arms at first sight.

39. It’s nothing, just wolves, tigers, silverback gorillas, savages, etc. Especially savages, they will catch people when they see them. If you ask him anything, he will not say anything, he will just keep there. That shout, for the tribe.

40. Oh my god, this is going to be paid. Who is so prodigal? You can make a chamber pot with fifty taels.

41. Uncle Master, I have a best friend who asked you how to enlarge breasts?

42. Prodigal ladies, pay attention to your pronunciation. Come and look at my mouth shape. Follow me, prodigal ladies!

43. Drag him out and KO three hundred times.

44. I never expected that the prince of the enemy country would be my ex-boyfriend, Ronaldo Ameng.

45. I asked you to put down the escort agency’s car. It is public property. If you want to leave, hire another one. I can help you pay for it.

46. African father, you are a black man.

47. My swill is not an ordinary swill. It is a swill that I have carefully prepared to make pork leaner.

48. In order to pick up girls, they invented language. In order to pick up many girls, they invented lies. In order to pick up more girls at the same time, they invented words. In order to use these words to pick up girls, they invented words. The experience is passed on, and they create history. Once they have done something wrong, they blame the history on women and say it is their fault.

49. You exchange this bank note into silver and then cast it into an object. What will you cast into it? Something that no one else will touch even after death, a chamber pot? Brother, you are too extravagant.

50. Oops, you are too watery. Can you be a little tense? Can you relax a little?

51. The impulsive Taoist priest of the Wudang sect and the lamp-extinguishing master of the Emei sect have come together to seek justice, right in your place... In anger, they both returned to secular life, and their children are one month old. .

52. If it weren’t for our emotional discord, the child would have passed Level 4.

53. Wanyong Store has everything you can’t think of, and there is nothing you can’t buy. Ya baa butterfly, ya baa butterfly!

54. If you love talking about the principles of life so much, you can go to the chicken farm to chat. If you finish the chat, the chickens will lay more eggs.

55. Nymphomania is a disease and must be cured. Take medicine.

56. It’s okay, even if you are caught, just raise the sword above your head and shout, the equipment is yours, and you will be safe.

57. I haven’t bought a house yet.

58. The weather is so hot, please wear less clothes. Next time you get heat stroke, I will come to save you!

59. It’s okay, Qingcheng. In the animal world, hairiness is beauty. I’ll teach you how to shave later.

60. If you hold on for two more years, the real estate developers can no longer bear it. In a few years, the house will be like a free one.

61. Tianlei Hook the earth to fire, pagoda suppress the river demon!

62. First you are fashionable, then you are handsome, but he is not country handsome, nor is he handsome, he is the kind of handsome who is so handsome that all his daughters scream like crazy when they see him. .

63. Look, please give me my car payment. It’s really difficult for me. Now my horse can’t even afford grass on No. 95. If it eats No. 93, it won’t be able to run fast. ah!

64. The weather is so hot, please wear less clothes. I will come to save you next time you have heatstroke.

65. In our time, there really were tigers in South China. They were real, not painted.

66. He is obviously a cultural person, but he has to pretend to be a gangster to make a fight. He is obviously a professional expert, but he has to compete on the stage. He has never run any business, but he has to wander around the station and dock. Give lectures and teach management.

67. Then let me introduce to you, there are European horses. This European horse is very powerful, but it consumes a lot of fodder. There is also the Korean horse, which is economical. It’s affordable, but it’s not crash-resistant. Oh, there are also domestic ones, which are divided into pure blood and mixed blood. The pure blood is cheaper, but its character is not very good, it is easy to stumble, and if you stop halfway, No matter how you smoke it, it won't move. The mixed-blood one is much better. It has a thick skin and saves materials. We generally recommend this kind to our customers.

68. You don’t need martial arts to destroy things, you need professionals.

69. Let me tell you, luckily I landed on my back first. If I landed on my head first and the girl didn’t get soaked, I would let formalin soak her.

70. What I want most is a flying chicken.

71. I have a genetic disease and I can’t walk when I see a handsome guy.

72. She can make straw sandals from tree bark and has won five consecutive championships in the Qixia Town Second Primary School paper-cutting competition. Which of you can do that?

73. Yu Xi, Yu Xi, no matter what, don’t blame me.

74. What are you doing dressed like this? Are you going to Hengdian?

75. Oh my god, this speed is as fast as Core 2, and it’s dual-core.

76. You are so cowardly and poetic.

77. Pay attention to your diet, drink alcohol in moderation, don’t drink milk randomly, and drink it after looking for the brand.

78. Two tigers, two tigers, can’t run fast. One has no left leg and the other has no right leg.

79. Say hello to your attending doctor for me!

80. I know a Korean doctor. It only takes one knife to upgrade him to C-cup.

81. A man must be ambitious and ambitious, do you understand? Shout loudly, yes you can

82. If you add water to the wine, you are afraid that it will damage your liver. If the rice goes rancid, you don’t have to eat it. There is no more in this dish. You're blind, we use first-grade waste oil.

Expansion: Introduction

"Longmen Escort" is a costume TV series produced by Pony Galloping One Film and Television Culture. The play is co-produced by Zhang Suzhou, with Zhang Ziyang, Wang Maoliang, Zhao Hongmei, Yang Wenhong, Zhong Lifang, Zhang Yibai, Li Li, Li Ping, Sun Tao and Liu Biao as directors, Zhou Yaping and Li Ligong as chief producers, and Ning Caishen as screenwriter. Starring Anita Yuen, Jingfei Guo, Qian Fang, Li Qian, Zhang Ruihan, Liu Guanlin, Yang Haoyu, Huang Xiaoming, Sha Yi and other stars.

The play tells the story of a group of young people performing classic funny scenes in the Longmen Escort Bureau. They gradually grow up with the audience in laughter and tears. It was launched in Anhui on July 30, 2013. The four major TV stations, Dragon TV, Hubei Satellite TV and Tianjin Satellite TV, jointly premiered.

The upgraded version of "Longmen Escort" was launched in September 2013 and broadcast in 2014. The upgraded version has the same 40 episodes as the original version, but about 15 episodes have new content.

Plot summary

Longmen Escort Bureau was once the largest escort agency in Baizhang, the Central Plains. Later, with the changes of the times, Longmen Escort Bureau declined day by day. Tong Chengchou, the young escort leader of Longmen Escort Bureau, received a huge escort trip, which was very profitable. However, he was attacked by bandits on the way and the whole army was wiped out. The escort agency suffered huge claims and faced bankruptcy. Lu Sanjin, the young owner of Ping An Bank in Beijing, stepped forward to pay off the huge debt of the Escort Bureau, acquired the Escort Agency and became the new owner. However, after the acquisition, I discovered that everyone was just dawdling. Sheng Qiuyue, the young mistress of the escort agency, saw this and became anxious. Because she did not understand management, she could not speak in the escort agency. Sanjin's philosophy seriously conflicted with the original business ideas, and the conflicts in the escort agency were intensified. Just when Sanjin decided to give up, Sheng Qiuyue distributed her shares to everyone, arousing everyone's confidence in the escort agency. Later, Lu Sanjin personally led a group of people from the Escort Bureau and used practical actions to revive the glory of the Escort Bureau.