2. Wenxi (taking off his coat): Waste? ! I spent my whole life trying to assemble ten kinds of killing weapons, the special weapon overlord, whose name is Kill You 3000. Finally, the research succeeded. Seven, pull over, stay away, stay away. Commander: Really? Then I really want to see it. Wenxi: I'll kill you 3000! Watermelon knives, chains, sulfuric acid and pesticides can all be unique. Now, let's see if you are afraid.
Qi, you must help me!
-I'm having an affair with my child now. Don't bother me with these sesame seeds and mung beans in national affairs!
-Paint, are you okay?
Of course I'm fine. Can you have a deeper dialogue?
4. Commander, have you seen the Pig Park?
No, I have seen Jurassic Park.
Yes, Jurassic Park. Is Tyrannosaurus Rex the sneaky one or the "wow" one?
-Wow, this!
-Is it inhumane to chase children (dinosaurs)?
-No, China won't.
After waiting for ten years, I thought my country had forgotten me long ago.
-How did this happen? Even a pair of underwear, a piece of toilet paper has its uses.
6. This is 200 yuan sponsored by me, so you can buy a decent dress to go to Hongkong.
7. Sorry, your reservation is not the Regent Hotel, but the Regent Hotel.
8. Commander, it's really nice to see you in the toilet!
9. Qin Xiao, what do you think of me?
-There is nothing to say except handsome!
10, Fei is Xiao Li's flying knife, and the knife is Xiao Li's flying knife.
1 1. Sorry, as a swordsman, I can't leave my sword.
12, my name is zero paint.
13, I am ordinary, I kill pigs.
14 For example, this model F40 is a mobile phone on the surface, but you see, there is a white metal net here, in fact.
This is a razor. Even when I am on a mission, I can shave unnoticed. As for this, it looks like a razor, but it turns out to be a hair dryer. Do you have a hair dryer?
-The hair dryer is just a cover-up, actually.
-It's still a razor! How dangerous! Everyone here is terrible, but easy to get along with. The full name of this kind of gun is "cunning gun", which shoots backwards first and then forwards, like plum arrow bamboo.
15, this is not an ordinary box, referred to as the god of boxes, it can safely and smartly send me anywhere I want to go.
16, do you smoke?
-Don't smoke, why?
Come out! (pulls out a gun and points it at the closet) Come out! You don't smoke, there can't be cigarette butts on the ground, and the cupboard door is left unlocked. It is obvious that there is a third person hiding in it. (Pushing A Qin aside) Get out of the way, it's dangerous!
-Do you take a health card?
-How do you know?
-You lost this cigarette butt yourself.
-Oh, shit! After the stormy sea, there is no denying that my nerves are a little allergic.
/Mr. kloc-0/7, did you spit this sputum? (pointing to pants)
Yes, what's the problem?
-Nothing. I just know who threw up.
18, fortunately, there are bulletproof vests, but unfortunately there are no bulletproof pants.
19, wrong! This is not an ordinary flashlight, but a solar flashlight without batteries. Light will shine when there is a light source.
-What if there is no light source?
-Absolutely not!
Look, shine the flashlight again, and it will light up.
Big Wenxi asked, "Xiao Qi, have you been a pork stall for ten years?"
Stephen Chow replied: "The application should be said to be a sobbing pork vendor.
Da Wenxi replied: "Then am I not a bumpy vegetable vendor? Fortunately, I have a part-time job, doing research work in the Central Institute of Psychiatry. .
The commander asked, "What's in charge?
Da Wenxi replied: "I have studied it.
Stephen Chow and the commander watched the big news for a long time, and looked up and down as they walked.
The commander nodded yes. .
Don't worry, three nerves, black and white subversion, but also study hard, and the attitude is extremely serious. This is sheer nonsense. First-class match.
Expansion: a brief introduction of the movie "Domestic Lingling Paint";
Lingling Lacquer (Stephen Chow), a great soldier, was abandoned by his superiors for a long time and became a butcher. A priceless dinosaur skeleton was stolen by a gold gunman in armor. Because of the lack of clues and dangerous tasks, Lingling lacquer was entrusted with a heavy responsibility by senior leaders.
Lingling Lacquer follows the clue and meets her contact, Qin Xiang (Anita Yuen). She didn't want Qin Xiang to find a chance to kill Lingling lacquer. It turns out that her other identity is a killer sent by the golden gunman, but after a life-and-death battle, Qin Xiang and Lingling Paint gradually developed the true feelings. At this time, the true identity of the golden gunman was also exposed, and Ling Qi, who found himself caught in a conspiracy, began to struggle with his opponent.